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    Cquce Almighty

    Bruce:God is a mean kid kneeling over an anthill with a magnifying glass, and I'm the ant...! He could fix my life in a moment, but He'd rather burn my feelers off and watch me squirm!

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    Kill Bill Vol. 2
    Bill: About two minutes, just long enough for me to finish my point. Now, a staple of the superhero mythology is, there's the superhero and there's the alter ego. Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker. When that character wakes up in the morning, he's Peter Parker. He has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man. And it is in that characteristic Superman stands alone. Superman didn't become Superman. Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he's Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red "S", that's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears - the glasses, the business suit - that's the costume. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent. He's weak... he's unsure of himself... he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race. Sorta like Beatrix Kiddo and Mrs. Tommy Plimpton.

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    Don't you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby.
    Talledaga Nights

    You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy.
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    Rush Hour 3:

    Master Yu: May I help you?
    Detective James Carter: I'll be asking the questions old man. Who are you?
    Master Yu: Yu.
    Detective James Carter: No, not me. You.
    Master Yu: Yes, I'm Yu.
    Detective James Carter: Are you deaf?
    Master Yu: No. Yu is blind.
    Detective James Carter: I'm not blind. You blind.
    Master Yu: That is what I just said.
    Detective James Carter: You just said what?
    Master Yu: I did not say what, I said Yu.
    Detective James Carter: That's what I'm asking you.
    Master Yu: And Yu is answering.
    Detective James Carter: Shut up!
    Detective James Carter: You!
    Master Yu: Yes?
    Detective James Carter: Not you. Him! What's your name?
    Mi: Mi.
    Detective James Carter: Yes, you.
    Mi: I'm Mi.
    Master Yu: He's Mi and I'm Yu.
    Detective James Carter: And I'm about to whoop your old ass man because I am sick of playing games!
    The time has come to destroy the village of the leaf.

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    Hmm...


    Bruce Almighty
    Scene:Evan is doing his first day as anchor, and Bruce decides to make it his last


    Evan:The Prime Minister of Malaysia visited Europe today, and my tiny little nipples went to france.
    *Everyone looks at him in confusion*
    Evan:French Government Officials welcomed the Prime RIb-ROast Minister, and I do the Cha-CHa like a sissy girl. I Lika...Do...Da Cha-Cha.

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    Sherlock Holmes: In summary: ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm haemmorraging. Physical recovery: six weeks. Full psychological recovery: six months. Capacity to spit at back of head: neutralized.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kuroihikari View Post
    Sherlock Holmes: In summary: ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm haemmorraging. Physical recovery: six weeks. Full psychological recovery: six months. Capacity to spit at back of head: neutralized.
    Awesome, you remembered what the movie said. I liked this movie a lot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by [JUiCE] View Post
    Awesome, you remembered what the movie said. I liked this movie a lot.
    Can't really take the credit for that, as I cheated on the quote . But yeah, I liked the movie a lot, too.

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    Iron Man

    Scene:TOny vs Obadaiah Stane, midair portion. Obie grabs Tony and proceeds to fly straight upwards

    Obie:Remember how you always said you wanted to go into space, Tony? Well, I'm givin' ya the chance of a lifetime.
    Tony:That's great an' all...But, how'd you work out the ice problem?
    Obie:What ice problem?

    *Obie's suit proceeds to freeze over, due to the water vapor from the clouds mixing with the cold night air(this line is referencing a similar incident near the beginning of the movie, where Tony tried the same thing, with the same results)*

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    Dr. Grace Augustine: Don't shoot! Don't shoot. You'll piss him off.
    Jake Sully: It's already pissed off.
    Dr. Grace Augustine: Jake, that armor is too thick. Trust me. It's a territorial threat display. Do not run or he'll charge.
    Jake Sully: What do I do? Dance with it?
    Dr. Grace Augustine: Just hold your ground.
    [the Hammerhead Titanothere charges and Jake run towards him and yells to scare him. It goes away]
    Jake Sully: Ha, ha! Yeah, come on! Show what you've got! Oh yeah, who's bad? That's right. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about bitch. That's right, get your punk ass back to mommy. Yeah, you've got nothing. You keep running. Why don't you bring some of your friends, huh?
    [Turns around and sees an angry Thanator standing in front of him]
    Jake Sully: [to Grace] What about this one? Run? Don't run? What?
    Dr. Grace Augustine: Run! Definitely run!
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