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    the sandlot

    Smalls: You were all leaving, so I thought I'd hop the...
    Squints: If you'da been thinkin you wouldn't 'a thought that.
    Spoiler!

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    Ocean's Eleven + Ocean Twelve

    Ocean's Eleven

    1} Rusty: You'd need at least a dozen guys doing a combination of cons.
    Danny: Like what, do you think?
    Rusty: Off the top of my head, I'd say you're looking at a Boeski, a Jim Brown, a Miss Daisy, two Jethros and a Leon Spinks, not to mention the biggest Ella Fitzgerald ever.

    2}Danny: Ten oughta do it, don't you think?
    Rusty: [Stares of in silence, not looking at Danny]
    Danny: You think we need one more?
    Rusty: [Silence]
    Danny: You think we need one more.
    Rusty: [Silence]
    Danny: All right, we'll get one more.
    Rusty: [Blinks]

    2} Danny: It's never been tried.
    Reuben: Ho, ho... ”It's never been tried." It's been tried. A few guys even came close. You know the three most successful robberies in the history of Vegas?
    [flashback - the gaming room at the Horseshow, in black-and-white]
    Reuben: [voiceover] Number three, the Bronze Medal - pencil-neck grabs a lockbox at the Horseshoe...
    [a man grabs a lockbox out of a guard's hand and runs for the door, and six guards instantly tackle him to the floor]
    Reuben: He got two steps closer to the door than any living soul before him.
    [cut to the present]
    Reuben: Second most successful robbery...
    [flashback - the gaming room at the Flamingo, in grainy color. A long-haired man is running for the door, clutching a bag]
    Reuben: The Flamingo in '71. This guy actually tasted fresh oxygen before they grabbed him.
    [the man gets within a few feet of the door, before a guard smashes him across the face with a nightstick]
    Reuben: Of course, he was breathing out of a hose for the next three weeks. Goddamn hippy.
    [back to the present]
    Reuben: And the *closest* any man has ever come to robbing a Las Vegas casino...
    [flashback - outside Caesar's Palace, in color. A man runs out, hunched over an armful of cash, followed by three security guards]
    Reuben: Was outside of Caesar's in '87. He came, he grabbed...
    [the three guards shoot the thief in the back]
    Reuben: They conquered.

    3} Reuben: If you're gonna steal from Terry Benedict, you'd better goddamn KNOW. This sorta thing used to be civilized, you'd hit a guy, he'd whack you, done. But with Benedict... at the end of this, he'd BETTER not know you're involved, not know your names or think you're dead because he'll kill ya, and then he'll go to work on ya.
    Danny: That's why we're going to be very careful. Very precise
    Rusty: Yeah, well-funded.
    Reuben: Yeah. Ya gotta be NUTS, too. And you're gonna need a crew as NUTS as you are!
    [pause]
    Reuben: So who've you got in mind?

    4} Rusty: [under his breath] Hey, Bash.
    Basher: Hey, Russ.
    Rusty: How fast can you put something together from what I just slipped you?
    Basher: It's done.
    [Rusty lifts up Basher, and they slowly leave the crime scene]
    Basher: Hey, is Danny about?
    Rusty: Yeah, he's waiting around the corner.
    Basher: Oh, that's terrific! It will be nice working with proper villains again.
    Rusty: [turns and shouts] Everybody down, now!
    [they break into a run as explosions rock the crime scene]
    Basher: Ha-ha-ha! They weren't expecting that shit!
    Rusty: Nice work.
    Basher: Oh, thank you.

    5} FBI Man #2: Let's see if we can zoom in on that guy...
    FBI Man #1: Yeah.
    [he reaches for the camera controls]
    Livingston: Don't - don't - d-don't... Don't touch that.
    FBI Man #1: Why not?
    Livingston: Uh, do you see me grabbing the gun out of your holster and just waving it around?

    6} Topher Grace: Mr Ocean, what do you do for a living? If you don't mind me asking.
    Danny: Why would I mind you asking? Two cards. I just got out of prison.
    Topher Grace: Really?
    Joshua Jackson: Well why were you in prison?
    Danny: I stole things.
    Shane West: You stole things? Like jewels?
    Rusty: Incan matrimonial headmasks.
    Shane West: Any money in those? Incan matrimonial
    Danny: Headmasks. There's some.
    Rusty: Don't let him fool you, there's boatloads. If you can move them. I'll take one. But you can't.
    Danny: My fence seemed confident enough.
    Rusty: Dealing in cash you don't need a fence.
    Danny: Some people lack vision.
    Rusty: Probably everybody in cell block E

    Ocean's Twelve

    1} Linus Caldwell: What did I say?
    Danny Ocean: You called his niece a whore.
    Rusty Ryan: A very cheap one.
    Danny Ocean: She's seven.

    2} Rusty Ryan: Of course, we haven't considered the most obvious solution.
    Danny Ocean: Oh yeah?
    Rusty Ryan: We could turn ourselves in. Go to jail. Nothing Benedict could do to us there.
    Danny Ocean: Yeah, good idea. We all go to the cops and confess to the Bellagio robbery. That averages twenty years for grand larceny for each of us. Yeah, that'd teach him.

    3} Linus Caldwell: Um, all right, let's go over the list again. Ah, Swinging Priest?
    Basher Tarr: Not enough people.
    Linus Caldwell: Crazy Larry?
    Turk Malloy: Not enough people.
    Linus Caldwell: Soft shoulder?
    Basher Tarr: Not enough people.
    Linus Caldwell: Baker's dozen?
    Basher Tarr: No woman
    [pause]
    Basher Tarr: and not enough people.
    Turk Malloy: Hell in a Handbasket?
    Linus Caldwell: [sigh] We can't train a cat that quickly
    [pause]
    Linus Caldwell: and...
    Linus Caldwell, Basher Tarr, Turk Malloy: Not enough people.

    4} Danny Ocean: How much is everyone short?
    Turk Malloy: 14.
    Virgil Malloy: You're kidding me! You spent all but 5 million?
    Turk Malloy: Yes! Are you going to start on me with that too? You don't know what it's like starting something from scratch!
    Virgil Malloy: Well, with interest, I'm short 7.
    Frank Catton: Eight.
    Linus Caldwell: Well, I spent a million on talent development, so I guess that leaves me at 7. Boy, that interest just kills you, man!
    Basher Tarr: I'm light 9.
    Livingston Dell: What's the interest?
    Reuben Tishkoff: 6.
    Livingston Dell: Then I owe 6.
    Turk Malloy: What?
    Livingston Dell: I've been living with my parents.
    Rusty Ryan: I owe 25.
    [everyone looks at him, he chuckles wryly]
    Rusty Ryan: Hotels, man.

    5} Reuben Tishkoff: I can handle Saul's share.
    Danny Ocean: You don't have to do that.
    Reuben Tishkoff: Who would I talk to if you're all dead?
    Danny Ocean: That's a good point. Alright, I owe 10. Amazing?
    Yen: [speaks in Mandarin]
    Rusty Ryan: [chuckles] Yeah, but it's a nice place.
    Livingston Dell: So that comes to?
    Reuben Tishkoff: 97, give or take.
    Rusty Ryan: He didn't find us on his own. Someone helped him.
    Reuben Tishkoff: Another thief.
    Linus Caldwell: Well, there's no-one we'd know that would violate rule number one.
    Danny Ocean: What we do know is we need a job. We need a high paying job.
    Linus Caldwell: Well, now we're too hot to be working anywhere in this country.
    Danny Ocean: So we go abroad. How 'bout we go to...
    Rusty Ryan: [cuts in] We're on the 5:00.
    Danny Ocean: Good. We're we going?
    Rusty Ryan: Amsterdam.
    Danny Ocean: Amsterdam, it is. Clock's running guys. Let's go.
    Linus Caldwell: I've never been to Amsterdam.
    Turk Malloy: I hear German girls are really hot.

    6} Matsui: So, business?
    Danny Ocean: Business.
    Rusty Ryan: A doctor, who specializes in skin diseases, will dream he has fallen asleep in front of the television. Later, he will wake up in front of the television, but not remember his dream.
    Matsui: [to Caldwell] Would you agree?
    [Caldwell is visibly perplexed and perturbed, shaking his head]
    Matsui: .
    Danny Ocean: If all the animals along the equator were capable of flattery, then Thanksgiving and Hallowe'en... would fall... on the same day.
    Rusty Ryan: Mm.
    Matsui: Yeah. Hey. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
    Matsui: When I was four years old, I watched my mother kill a spider... with a teacosy. Years later, I realised it was not a spider - it was my Uncle Harold.
    Linus Caldwell: [All eyes turn to him, expectantly] Oh, let the sun beat down upon my face, stars fill my dreams.
    [Ryan claps hand across eyes]
    Linus Caldwell: I am a traveller in both time and space, to be where I have been.
    [Blank, yet stern, looks from everyone]
    Linus Caldwell: [Outside, Ryan and Ocean join Caldwell in the street] Is he alright? Are we alright?
    Rusty Ryan: Kashmir?
    Danny Ocean: Is that your idea of making a contribution?
    Rusty Ryan: We hadn't even started. We ain't even got to the terms yet.
    Danny Ocean: We came this close to losing that.
    Linus Caldwell: Hey, I don't even understand what happened in there. What did I say?
    Danny Ocean: You called his niece a whore.
    Rusty Ryan: A very cheap one.
    Linus Caldwell: What?
    Danny Ocean: She's seven.
    Rusty Ryan: Currently confined to bed with a wicked case of...
    Danny Ocean: No, you don't need to tell him that...
    Linus Caldwell: Sorry.
    Linus Caldwell: OK. So what does this mean?
    Rusty Ryan: It means you stay here.
    The time has come to destroy the village of the leaf.

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    the Longest Yard

    Cheeseburger Eddie: I knew you couldn't resist my shit. I got the shakes that'll make ya quake. I got the fries that'll cross yo eyes. I got the burgers that'll.....I just got burgers.

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    I never realized how STUPID espada was until I saw his posts in this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hagane, the Ice Nomad View Post
    the Longest Yard

    Cheeseburger Eddie: I knew you couldn't resist my shit. I got the shakes that'll make ya quake. I got the fries that'll cross yo eyes. I got the burgers that'll.....I just got burgers.
    lol. that part was funny
    Spoiler!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hagane, the Ice Nomad View Post
    the Longest Yard

    Cheeseburger Eddie: I knew you couldn't resist my shit. I got the shakes that'll make ya quake. I got the fries that'll cross yo eyes. I got the burgers that'll.....I just got burgers.
    Ahahaha. aha it was hilarious when he blocked adam sanler's shot.

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    movie: Next Day Air

    "it was in my pocket and smashed down, but it aint the size of the boat its the motion in the ocean and that shit be Flowin!"

    "you aint leavin without it?... Well take this too"

    "im a drug dealer now... i wont tap anyone and take they shit."

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    Quote Originally Posted by E S P A D A View Post
    Ocean's Eleven

    Spoiler!
    So are you finished posting the movie script? Or is there a part 2 coming?

    Quote Originally Posted by blueiris385 View Post
    I never realized how STUPID espada was until I saw his posts in this thread.
    lol my guts.

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    Here's another one...

    (moments after clotheslining Steve Austin)
    Switowsky:I think I made him shit himself.
    Sportsbloggers:I think he made him shit himself!
    Media:Man, this guy shit himself.
    Switowsky:See? I told you I made him shit himself!!!

    (after Adam Sandler admits to shaving points and is welcomed back into the group)
    Turley:I am glad you are back. Now I do not have to stab you.

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    I got these quotes from the movie Friday:

    Smokey: Puff puff, give. Puff puff, give. You fuckin' up the rotation.

    Craig: We ain't got no sugar.
    Smokey: No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn.

    Manga reading list: Bleach, Naruto, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, One Piece, Code Breaker, Gamaran, Kuroko No Basket, Fairy Tail, The World God Only Knows, Kimi No Iru Machi, Good Ending, Medaka Box, Nisekoi, D.Gray-Man, Ao No Exorcist, Freezing, Magi - Labyrinth of Magic, Soul Eater, Rosario Vampire Season II, Iris Zero, Ubell Blatt, Bloody Cross, Sun-Ken Rock, and Infinite Stratos,

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