Your Greatest Movie Quotes............

**DFX** · 01-02-2009, 08:01 AM

Movie: Pineapple Express (2008)

Saul: Well I guess the monkey is out of the bottle.

**Triple7AX** · 01-02-2009, 02:33 PM

Movie: Scarface
Tony Montana: SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!!

**DFX** · 01-06-2009, 06:21 AM

Movie: Pineapple Express(2008)

Ken: War is upon you! Prepare to suck the cock of karma!

Dale Denton: In case you haven't noticed - which you haven't, 'cause from what I can tell, you don't notice anything ever - we are not very functional when we're high.
Saul: Well, I don't know, man. I think I'm functioning right now. I was, like, stoned when I saved you with those slushies. What do you gotta say to that?
Dale Denton: Well, that would be true if you had saved me. But you didn't save me. She was gonna help us, but you made things worse. Now we're wanted for all sorts of crazy shit!
Saul: Don't fucking get on my case, all right? Look, only reason I started selling pot is so I could put my bubbeh in a nice retirement home.
Dale Denton: [sarcastically] Oh, yeah, she must be proud of you for that.
Saul: She is really proud of me, and I'm gonna become something, man! As soon as she dies, I'm gonna become a civil engineer. I'm gonna design septic tanks for playgrounds. Little kids can take shits! You idiot, what the hell do you do?

**escapeejm** · 01-11-2009, 08:37 PM

Friday , Craig Jones (Ice Cube) and Smokey (Chris Tucker)

Smokey: I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got shit to do.

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Smokey: Older the berry, the sweeter the juice.
Craig Jones: Man, it's the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.
Smokey: Yeah, well she blacker than a motherfucker too.

[& It not exactly berry they are talking about................OK]
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Craig Jones: We ain't got no sugar.
Smokey: No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn.

**Queenofmuffins** · 03-20-2009, 12:49 AM

Originally Posted by aaaarrrggh

Luke, I am your father.

- No... No... NOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo!

German version (subtitled)

Darth: "Luke, I am your father."

Luke: "...DO NOT WANT!!"

**Sh_tHappenz** · 03-21-2009, 02:25 PM

Movie: Wanted(2008)

"Kill one, save a thousand"

**viciousds** · 03-22-2009, 07:13 PM

Die Hard

"Yippee-ki-yay, motherf*cker!"

Best quote ever!!!!

**spiro** · 03-22-2009, 10:59 PM

The Matrix
Agent Smith: "I’d like to share a revelation that I’ve had, during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you aren’t actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with its surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply, and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? –A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, and we... are the cure."