Your little emoticon suggests to me that you are hesitant to speak your mind. I write this in the hopes that you too may understand that your love and worship of me should have no bounds or restrictions. It is your unadulterated love and fanboyism that reminds me that I have too many people relying on me that I can't afford to disappoint. Perhaps it will help you to know that my journey to Japan was not fruitless, although I haven't been in touch since then. I tend to be busy these days, and I shall tell you why.
Eventually I did find my creator, Kishimoto. He was surprisingly eager to put me back into the manga. All he needed was a little push out of that awfully tall skyscraper for him to realize what was truly important in life. Which is my existence as you well know. He was so grateful after I caught him that he simply couldn't stop screaming in glee and excitement for well over an hour. I love that sound.
Afterwards, I motivated him to come up with some decent ideas with a few pokes of Kusanagi. Unfortunately, just as we were getting some good brainstorming going he just upped and passed out since and there was blood all over. It was kind of annoying for him to have such crappy manners in my presence. After a little hospital trip though he wrote in my eventual return to the story, which is coming up soon so hold your breath.
Seriously, hold it.
Ok, that's good enough. It's always a nice reminder when you let me know your life is in my hands like that.
Anyway, since that time I have been doing some travel and learning all about this crazy world. There's just so many things to talk about, but I should keep this short.
Just wanted to let you know that I'm always here for you to praise.
Your Immortal Lord,