Dear Orochimaru Sama...
It seems like forever since I've seen you. I knew you were in rough shape in your defense against Sasuke Kun, and I know you seemingly bit the dust, but I want you to know that I believe in you. You have never given me a reason not to trust in your genius. The Jutsus you create on your own, forbidden or not, are some amazing pieces of art. Your goal of understanding the world, and learning all Jutsus, is a goal that I place above all others. I care not about the goals of this Akatsuki group, or whether or not Sasuke kills Itachi, or if Naruto becomes Hokage, it's all petty to me, because I know in the end, you'll obtain your vessel, and at that point, will be the strongest Being in the universe that you exist.
I remember when you wtfpwnt the Third Hokage. God of Shinobi? Please. He didn't understand what true power means. Who cares if you protect others, because in the end, your just gonna die. You'll get old, and die. Who the fuck wants that? I'd rather learn as many Jutsus as possible, and go around fucking owning every ninja that crossed my path. Some might say it's selfish, but I don't think they understand you like Kabuto and I do. It was just so sweet when you had the two previous Hokages fight for you, as you just stood there looking cool. That was really sweet. He's damn lucky he stopped the third coffin. Whether it was Minato or Hatake Sukomo, that would of been the icing on the cake. You even made a fool of that monkey of his. I guess Snakes > Monkeys.
I know the White Snake is your power source, and I knew the white snake resided within Sasuke after your battle. I know your spirit was still within his mind. It's funny man, he seems to think he Absorbed your powers, but he was just borrowing them as you hung out in his brain. I remember when you were in the dimension you created, when Sasuke supposedly overpowered you. I noticed that the spirits of the bodies you'd taken over still existed within that realm, meaning you to were resting with them. I knew you were biding your time, and waiting for the perfect moment to take over for sure.
Oh by the way, Nice DECOY strategy with Kabuto! I love it. The funny thing, is I think Kabuto plans on trying to harness your power! HAHA, I know. What a fool. He's just a medical Ninja. We both know only girls are medical Ninjas. Your power will be to much for him, and you'll just end up getting a twin Orochimaru with Medical abilities. Nice ally still. Kabuto might stick to the original plan though. We'll see.
I just want you to know that I truly can't wait to see you finally harness the Uchiha powers. I know with your experience and knowledge, you'll be the strongest character by the end of this story. Then you can finally kill that Naruto kid, and his little bitch girlfriend.
And also, I want you to know that Jiraiya and Tsunade miss you also. And Jiraiya was killed by Pain. HAHAH. You remember Pein right? That fucker. Fuck those guys. Jiraiya was talking to Tsunade, and they mentioned how you and Yondaime were on the same level. That's obvious. He said you were both Genius Ninjas who were rarely seen. That's quite the honor. But who gives a shit right? That title of Hokage is just crap. And little do they know, you'll be returning, and Minato won't. Meaning YOU > Yondaime. Not only that, you are a Genius seen every three decades... And his genius level was seen once a decade.
I know you said Sasuke is more of a Genius than you were, but come on, that won't last long. You'll have his body soon, and all that shit won't matter.
Heres a question Oro.
If you take over Sasuke, that means that you are now that Genius who was greater than you.
So since you'll be Sasuke, doesn't that mean that you are now the Genius known as Sasuke, who was known as being more of a Genius than you at that age? Years and age don't matter for you. So you can be 50, or 15, doesn't matter. You'll have his abilities. Conclusion: Your the greater Genius.
You've worked really hard, and I know through your failures and setbacks, you've learned lots, and are going to shine very soon.
I'm amazed at how close you were to obtaining Sasukes Sharingan. People truly don't understand how close you came. Your plan was nearly flawless, if it wasn't for Itachi and Susano.
Regardless, I know you are undergoing a rebirth as we speak. You are a Genius seen once every THREE Decades. Thirty years. Minato was once a decade.
Take care of yourself Orochimaru-Sama
I miss you very much
Can't wait for your Return
PS: Next time you face Itachi, ressurect some people instead of getting your hand sliced off.
PPS: Sasuke killed your pet snake...
Sound Ninja Forever