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    Katana swinging nutcase ChaosRising's Avatar
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    Joke and riddle thread

    I turn polar bears white
    and I will make you cry.
    I make guys have to pee
    and girls comb their hair.
    I make celebrities look stupid
    and normal people look like celebrities.
    I turn pancakes brown
    and make your champagne bubble.
    If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
    If you look at me, you'll pop.
    Can you guess the riddle?


    97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less. Can you guess the correct answer? Good luck!


    for answer go to http://channel9.msdn.com/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=184297


    http://www.element-zero.com/lab/swf/chaos.html

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    78% Hikikomori shaggyjebus's Avatar
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    I don't like that riddle. It doesn't seem to all fit.

    Spoiler!


    Here's a pretty famous one, but some people might not know it:

    Which creature in the morning goes on four feet, at noon on two, and in the evening upon three?

    The answer:
    Spoiler!
    All glory to Haruhi! The one and true God!

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    yea i like the latter one better. ive heard both ages ago =D

    the more you take out the bigger i become

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    manga-newb

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    78% Hikikomori shaggyjebus's Avatar
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    Here's a one for King fans:

    Why did the dead baby cross the road?

    If you know the answer, you'll get a shiny nickel!

    Spoiler!
    All glory to Haruhi! The one and true God!

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    It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,
    Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
    It lies behind stars and under hills,
    And empty holes it fills.
    It comes first and follows after,
    Ends life, kills laughter.

    9 out of 10 hobbits know the answer to this riddle! Do you?
    Your friendly neighborhood debunker.

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    @Sulmio: Can't get it... >.<

    Lion King Joke:

    Why did Mufasa die?

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    (Oh me Jesus.. look how the stones fly--)
    "The leopard is a cruel lover. His tenderness breaks the gazelle's heart."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sulimo View Post
    It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,
    Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
    It lies behind stars and under hills,
    And empty holes it fills.
    It comes first and follows after,
    Ends life, kills laughter.

    9 out of 10 hobbits know the answer to this riddle! Do you?
    Spoiler!

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    Couldn't be fucked Archiel's Avatar
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    Damn the only one I can't get is Sulimo's one, the rest I've already heard.

    I'll post up two easy ones right here then.

    Throw me from the highest building and I remain unscathed
    Drop me into the ocean and I tear apart
    What am I?

    Spoiler!


    No sooner Spoken then broken

    Spoiler!

    Spoiler!


    Why don't more people read these mangas?

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    You're in a cabin and you have one match. You have an oil lamp, a stove and a fireplace, what do you light first?

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    Ravona

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    Knock Knock

    Who's there?

    FedEx

    Just leave it at the door.

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    Shamo || Vinland Saga || Mirai Nikki || Dangu || Tokyo Red Hood
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