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  1. 03-16-2009, 11:25 AM #31
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    Yo mama is so fat, she wears a sock for every single toe.


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  2. 03-16-2009, 09:25 PM #32
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    is so dirty that she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside
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    Your mom is so fat, when she jumped, and landed, the earth broke in many pieces
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    Your mother is so fat that when she went to Japan she was harpooned by a whaler.

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    Your mom is so fat that she receives a group discount package when she goes on a trip
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  6. 03-19-2009, 11:10 AM #36
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    your mums so fat bill gates couldn't pay for her liposuction
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  7. 03-19-2009, 11:48 PM #37
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    your ma is so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund
    Your ma is so dumb she yelled in her mailbox and thought it was a voice mail.

    Sorry for the double post but I just wanted to bring this thread back to life.

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    Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

    Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

    Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

    Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

    Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

    Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

    Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

    Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
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  8. 04-30-2009, 09:50 PM #38
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    Yo mama is so fat that she sucks her fingers thinking they were sausages.

    Yo mama is so dumb that when she went to sell a monkey...the monkey returned with a dollar.

    Yo mama is so ugly Birds shit on her not caring how dirty she'll be. Because she's already ugly
    "Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'It belongs to God.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible, I chose Rapture. A city where the artist would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, where the great would not be constrained by the small!
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  9. 05-01-2009, 11:29 PM #39
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    yo mom so stupid she blinked and she got lost

    yo mom so stupid when it was raining outside, she called a plumber

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  10. 05-02-2009, 09:51 AM #40
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    Ur mama's so old, ugly and fat. Even Mobydick was afraid of her
    "Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'It belongs to God.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible, I chose Rapture. A city where the artist would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, where the great would not be constrained by the small!
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