Ur Mama

[The Ama]

Your mama is so fat that she had to eat all of the worlds food supply to get full.

[Sasori]

Your mom is so fat, a dog bit her leg and gravy came out.

[The Ama]

Your mama is so fat that her fat cells are the size of a cat.

[What Is My Name?]

yo mama so fat that when she stepped on a weighing scale it said 'to be continued'
yo mama so fat that when she took a shower, her feet didn't get wet
yo mama so ugly she turned medusa into stone
yo mama so poor that when someone asks for a drink, she holds her breast and says 'left or right?'

[Bushido Brown]

so dumb she took a spoon to the superbowl

[Hand Banana]

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

WTF how did you find this old thread?

[Bushido Brown]

so old that Moses is in her yearbook

[Hagane, the Ice Nomad]

Yo mama's like a month-old gallon of milk. White, Big, Chunky, and when you're done with her, there's a bad taste in your mouth

[iat27]

your mama's so fat when she hoped onto the scales your phone number comes up

star wars one:
your mama's so fat she sent all day saying "am not" to r2
courtesy of robot chicken lol

[duckhuntdog]

yo mama is so fat that she thought the credit crunch was a cereal ;D