Ur Mama

[WiSeMaN]

New game
The game is ur mama jokes, I don't think I really need to explain how it works so here we go.

Ur mama is so fat she uses bacon for bandaids

[Sasori]

Mama jokes? Really?
Here's one
Your mama's like a SUV.
Big, black, and has room for 4 construction workers inside.

[WiSeMaN]

Ur Mama's like a racecar, cause she burns four rubbers a day.

[iron_maiden]

ur mama's so fat, even naruto can't believe it

[Rasen]

ur mama's so fat, even naruto can't believe it

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

yo mamas so fat that when she sits on a dollar it makes change

[The Ama]

Your mama is so fat that when god said let there be light, he told her to move.

[Archiel]

Since this isn't limited to fat jokes, my all time old fav'

Ur mama is so nasty when I asked her what was for dinner, she just opened her legs and yelled "CRABS!".

Still love that one even today...

[Rasen]

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
lol

[Wolverine]

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

[Freakshow]

Yo mama is so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's

Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.