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    Your mama is so fat that she had to eat all of the worlds food supply to get full.

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    Your mom is so fat, a dog bit her leg and gravy came out.

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    Your mama is so fat that her fat cells are the size of a cat.

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    yo mama so fat that when she stepped on a weighing scale it said 'to be continued'
    yo mama so fat that when she took a shower, her feet didn't get wet
    yo mama so ugly she turned medusa into stone
    yo mama so poor that when someone asks for a drink, she holds her breast and says 'left or right?'

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    so dumb she took a spoon to the superbowl

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    Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
    Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
    Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

    WTF how did you find this old thread?

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    so old that Moses is in her yearbook

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    Yo mama's like a month-old gallon of milk. White, Big, Chunky, and when you're done with her, there's a bad taste in your mouth

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    your mama's so fat when she hoped onto the scales your phone number comes up

    star wars one:
    your mama's so fat she sent all day saying "am not" to r2
    courtesy of robot chicken lol
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    yo mama is so fat that she thought the credit crunch was a cereal ;D
    For everything else there's duckhuntdog

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