100+ reasons why being a man is great

[Kikiz]

Here's something good: You guys are lucky. You have Mikessc88 as a guy... So I can't say all you guys are dumb(throw rocks at them >.<!!!). [Well, there still are other nice guys but...meh~]

[iseeandwitness]

No worrying about make-up or bras or anything like that.

[DECK]

1. Telephone conversations last 30 seconds, at least
2. Men can go out with loads of girls and be admired. If a girl goes out with lots of guys, she's a slut.
3. Men can pee standing up
4. We rule most of the world
5. messy hair = perfectly exceptable
6. We have Mikessc88 as a guy...
7. No worrying about make-up or bras or anything like that
8. In most of the movies, uncensored nudes are women
9. You know about cars and tanks
10. You can watch TV with a friend for hours totally quiet and dont think "he is angry with me"
11. You could be President
12. If somebody forgets to invite you to a place, that person still can be your friend (No grudges)

-1 (Downside). We have to stand up when we use the toilet[/QUOTE]
-2: Men can't win a sexual harrassment case
-3: Men don't have a "woman's night" discount in the pub. In fact, women do not have to pay the entrance fee over here but men do.
-4:men dont PMS



cmon, lets finish these negative trends... be positive.. be men!

[Rasen]

i dont get it DECK lol

[Vyrjj_X]

i dont think anybody does

[DECK]

[QUOTE=DECK;157783]amm this may look like sexist, but since Im bored, we boys can feel proud of being what we are...

Simple: Copy-paste the list and add a reason why being a man is great (if you desire, you can compare with genders, which would be sexist indeed). Dont repeat reasons, the thing is to compile good points.

1. Telephone conversations last 30 seconds, at least
2. Men can go out with loads of girls and be admired. If a girl goes out with lots of guys, she's a slut.
3. Men can pee standing up
4. We rule most of the world
5. messy hair = perfectly exceptable
6. We have Mikessc88 as a guy...
7. No worrying about make-up or bras or anything like that
8. In most of the movies, uncensored nudes are women
9. You know about cars and tanks
10. You can watch TV with a friend for hours totally quiet and dont think "he is angry with me"
11. You could be President
12. If somebody forgets to invite you to a place, that person still can be your friend (No grudges)
13.
14.
15.
...
...

Downside (negative posts)
-1. We have to stand up when we use the toilet
-2: Men can't win a sexual harrassment case
-3: Men don't have a "woman's night" discount in the pub. In fact, women do not have to pay the entrance fee over here but men do.
-4:men dont PMS



cmon, lets finish these negative trends... be positive.. be men!

It is supposed to make a list

[Vyrjj_X]

DECK your gay.....no use denying it anymore

[Uzumaki_Tim]

1. Telephone conversations last 30 seconds, at least
2. Men can go out with loads of girls and be admired. If a girl goes out with lots of guys, she's a slut.
3. Men can pee standing up
4. We rule most of the world
5. messy hair = perfectly exceptable
6. We have Mikessc88 as a guy...
7. No worrying about make-up or bras or anything like that
8. In most of the movies, uncensored nudes are women
9. You know about cars and tanks
10. You can watch TV with a friend for hours totally quiet and dont think "he is angry with me"
11. You could be President
12. If somebody forgets to invite you to a place, that person still can be your friend (No grudges)
13.Blonde men arn't treated like ditzy idiots



Downside (negative posts)
-1. We have to stand up when we use the toilet
-2: Men can't win a sexual harrassment case
-3: Men don't have a "woman's night" discount in the pub. In fact, women do not have to pay the entrance fee over here but men do.
-4:men dont PMS

[ImotoChan]

Ok, I'm obviously not a guy (though for some whacked out reason it has been questioned O_o) but I thought this thread was fun, I've picked out a few of my favourites. ^^

positive messy hair = perfectly exceptable

Quite true. I wonder why. ^^

No worrying about make-up or bras or anything like that.

I LOL'd so hard.

9. You know about cars and tanks

10. You can watch TV with a friend for hours totally quiet and dont think "he is angry with me"

12. If somebody forgets to invite you to a place, that person still can be your friend (No grudges)

9. I'd love to properly understand cars one day, for one.

10. That watching TV bit is too true, I'm probably one of the few girls who just shuts up when watching TV/movies. I don't really understand why some must just talk. :/

12. *sigh* Too true.

13.Blonde men arn't treated like ditzy idiots

Er, what comes to my mind are ditzy blonde princes (think Prince Charming of Shrek. Wait, was he blonde?).

Hmm, shall I add a point of my own?

14. Most guys don't overthink/overanalyse situations; a skill I very much envy. Simple and straightforward; most girls are cursed to think that everything has a hidden meaning.

(Quoting the whole list would make posts too long DECK, is it alright to request that you just update the front page? ^^)

[DECK]

15. You can take off your t-shirt when it is hot, and you don´t have to hide your nipples when it is cold