100+ reasons why being a man is great

[DECK]

amm this may look like sexist, but since Im bored, we boys can feel proud of being what we are...

Simple: Copy-paste the list and add a reason why being a man is great (if you desire, you can compare with genders, which would be sexist indeed). Dont repeat reasons, the thing is to compile good points.

UPDATING

1. Telephone conversations last 30 seconds, at least
2. Men can go out with loads of girls and be admired. If a girl goes out with lots of guys, she's a slut.
3. Men can pee standing up
4. We rule most of the world
5. messy hair = perfectly exceptable
6. We have Mikessc88 as a guy...
7. No worrying about make-up or bras or anything like that
8. In most of the movies, uncensored nudes are women
9. You know about cars and tanks
10. You can watch TV with a friend for hours totally quiet and dont think "he is angry with me"
11. You could be President
12. If somebody forgets to invite you to a place, that person still can be your friend (No grudges)
13.Blonde men arn't treated like ditzy idiots
14. Most guys don't overthink/overanalyse situations; a skill I very much envy. Simple and straightforward; most girls are cursed to think that everything has a hidden meaning.
15. You can take off your t-shirt when it is hot, and you don´t have to hide your nipples when it is cold
16. Men can be promiscuous and people do not call them whores
17. Men dont have to wear high heels to go to work
18. Guys dont get stared at when they walk into a game shop
19. When men fight they use their fists and end up friends afterwards. When woman fight, they use words and no one wins or makes friends. The fight ends when one of them has a complex.
20. Real men (doesn't include gay or bi) tend to mark their territoy,and like lions,the females come to us,not the opposite


Downside (negative posts)
-1. We have to stand up when we use the toilet
-2: Men can't win a sexual harrassment case
-3: Men don't have a "woman's night" discount in the pub. In fact, women do not have to pay the entrance fee over here but men do.
-4: Men dont PMS
-5: Men can only be sure that a child is theirs with a dna paternity test..(women always know their children are theirs)
-6: Men get charged with rape but girls don't.(usually)


(Men, c´mon, lets put our pride high)

[redzero00]

-1 (Downside). We have to stand up when we use the toilet

[DECK]

is that a negative one? umm, well

1. Telephone conversations last 30 seconds, at least
-1 (Downside). We have to stand up when we use the toilet
2.

[luik]

-2: Men can't win a sexual harrassment case
-3: Men don't have a "woman's night" discount in the pub. In fact, women do not have to pay the entrance fee over here but men do.

Not so great after all eh?

[Vyrjj_X]

im not a guy but...

-4:men dont PMS

...so u should be grateful that your not a girl

[alexmcneice]

Men can go out with loads of girls and be admired. If a girl goes out with lots of guys, she's a slut.

is it positive or negative?

[alexmcneice]

total positive - men can pee standing up.

example - you have just rolled out of the pub at 3 am and are drunk. you start walking home but uh oh! Your bladder has just decided that it needs to empty NOW.
Now if you are a girl you have to find a secluded spot with lots of coverage, get a friend to stand guard and try and find a position in which to pee without getting it on your clothes.

If you are a man...wall...unzip....pee....zip up....off you go.....



I envy you......

[iseeandwitness]

(you're female?)
negative or positive?Men rule most of the world.

[Kikiz]

Oh...My....

What a weird and bakabakashii thread...

[Mikessc88]

negative - us guys make dumbass threads like this
positive messy hair = perfectly exceptable