Member Most Likely to be Gay Voting (semifinals)

[draciel]

To the proud nominees of this enlightening contest, I ask you of this question:

What's your favorite color and shape?

This is very important for gayness evaluation. I hold the strong belief that there is a bit of gayness in everyone of us. It's just that some people are more gay than the rest.

violet

[Arhazivory]

You forgot shape Draciel. The Duke will need that as well, and since I'm endorsing you for this award....please provide the info.

Why is Redsquirrel giving Draciel a run for his money.My fuzzball doesn't even know what 'gay' is, so no one should be voting for him.

[WiSeMaN]

This makes no sence we'll never know if someone is gay unless they admit it. But since Dracial already did I vote for him.

[draciel]

oh yeah so ummm shape? of what sort like round, square etc?

[thsv]

<Asce> redfuzzy, is the kind of person who'd say "no, i don't want to have sex with jessica alba..but i will have sex with her newborn baby!"
<redfuzzy> sorta

Anybody who says no to Jessica Alba is gay.

What if saying no to women is a foreign concept to you?

EDIT: [SYN] is in this? damnit i wasted my vote

[Redfuzzy]

To the proud nominees of this enlightening contest, I ask you of this question:

What's your favorite color and shape?

This is very important for gayness evaluation. I hold the strong belief that there is a bit of gayness in everyone of us. It's just that some people are more gay than the rest.

Despite my name, green and square.

[Asce]

What if saying no to women is a foreign concept to you?

Saying no to Jessica Alba sure is.

[Redfuzzy]

I'm never going to live down that misquote am I?

I was not responding sorta to that at all, and besides thats not a no.

[Asce]

I'm never going to live down that misquote am I?

I was not responding sorta to that at all, and besides thats not a no.

"Sorta" is a "probably" and a "kind of". I said you would not fuck Jessica, and instead fuck her newborn baby.

[DukeTheGold]

Despite my name, green and square.

Let me see...

*Whips out a crystal ball*

"Homo Hetero Bio et sexual, what is the orientation of the green and square? Homosexual or gay?"

The answer is revealed below:

Spoiler!

Green is the color of nature. Nature is the state of being that is undefiled by human corruptions, marriage laws, sexually transmitted diseases, birthday controls, discrimination of the gays, moral restrictions and falsified conception of marriage between a man and woman. It represents Redsquirrel’s inner desire of returning everything to its original state and be freed of his god given duty that is the breeding of little redsquirrels for the sake of maintaining the Earth’s population. Green is the color of freedom, the freedom to choose one’s own mate as nature originally was 4 billion years ago when gender did not exist. Hence, Green represents the desire of sex with a partner of one’s own image, such as that of another male, or just with himself.

Square is the bane of circle. Redsquirrel is clearly incompatible with round shaped objects. Accordingly to biology experts of human structure, females possess more round shaped sex organs than their male counterparts. Hence, the end result is obvious.

Spoiler!

Conclusion: Redsquirrel is definitely gay. Don't even fight it. Your homosexuality is as much of a permanent part of you as your boy under the hood.There is no shame to it.

Gayness rating: 8.1/10

oh yeah so ummm shape? of what sort like round, square etc?

Yep, just pick your favorite shape.

The candidate with the highest gayness rating from me would be granted my vote.