Stupidest thing anybody ever said to you online...

[Mr.E]

Exactly what it says on the tin, type out what the stupidest/ funniest thing someones ever said to you ONLINE (xbox live, online games etc counts)...
If swearing or foul language is used, be responsible and put it as a spoiler as well please =D

I'll start:

Spoiler!

On Xbox live, Halo 2
Me: Woo, 50 kills 13 deaths, i did pretty well eh?
Mate: yeah man, i got 46 kills and 6 deaths though...
Random American: Wht don't you British fags grow some Goddamn balls??
Mate: What??
Me: Because if i grew more balls i'd have 4, and i'd be a freak of nature now wouldn't i??
Random American: No.. wai*interrupted*
Me: WHAT!? So you're saying you think it's NORMAL for a guy to have 4 testicles??
Another Random American, sounded about 10: Whats a tetsicle? Is it some sort of ice cream??
Random American: ARE YOU TAKING THE PISS OUTTA BE YOU DUMBASS BRIT!? IF IT WASN'T FOR US, YOU'D BE GERMANY NUMBER 3!
Mate: Wheres Germany number 2?
Random American: Are you stupid? It's Russia retard!
Me:.....*slaps head*

[Interwebz]

Hahahaha! We all know testicles are those little cubicles you do tests in. *Rolls eyes* xD J/K.

So many dumb things have been said to me I can't even decide which one to choose.

I know a few people I've talked to are like, "What's xD mean? what does lulz mean? what does D: mean?" I always want to tell them they fail and should leave the computer before anyone else notices.

[Mr.E]

Haha, i've had people used to MSN speech asking what "lulz" means... it's surprisingly difficult to eplain that Lulz is the plural of lol...

[mgsplayer]

the best is when a member called dark-sasuke sent me a pm asking that i make him an admin
here's the phrase

can you make me administrators

i fell of my chair laughing

[Mr.E]

the best is when a member called dark-sasuke sent me a pm asking that i make him an admin
here's the phrase

i fell of my chair laughing

CAN I HAS ANDMISNITRASHUN POWAZ PLXXXX MSGPLAYA!?
Halo 3 recon styleee =]

[Arhazivory]

Exactly what it says on the tin, type out what the stupidest/ funniest thing someones ever said to you ONLINE (xbox live, online games etc counts)...
If swearing or foul language is used, be responsible and put it as a spoiler as well please =D

I'll start:

Spoiler!

On Xbox live, Halo 2
Me: Woo, 50 kills 13 deaths, i did pretty well eh?
Mate: yeah man, i got 46 kills and 6 deaths though...
Random American: Wht don't you British fags grow some Goddamn balls??
Mate: What??
Me: Because if i grew more balls i'd have 4, and i'd be a freak of nature now wouldn't i??
Random American: No.. wai*interrupted*
Me: WHAT!? So you're saying you think it's NORMAL for a guy to have 4 testicles??
Another Random American, sounded about 10: Whats a tetsicle? Is it some sort of ice cream??
Random American: ARE YOU TAKING THE PISS OUTTA BE YOU DUMBASS BRIT!? IF IT WASN'T FOR US, YOU'D BE GERMANY NUMBER 3!
Mate: Wheres Germany number 2?
Random American: Are you stupid? It's Russia retard!
Me:.....*slaps head*

LOL...the arrogance of the Amis.

I'm not sure what's the stupidest thing, but I get this one a lot
Person. Where you from
Me: Jamaica
Person: Cool....do you were dreadlocks and smoke weed?

I find it funny every time, but then again I'm always assuming that Aussies run with emus and play with kangaroos, so I'm just as bad.

[Pakkun]

Ok heres a transcript of a convo i had while playing Rainbow six vegas on attack & defend..
My clan were playing against an american clan who were hosting the match. It jus shows how ignorant some people are.
Warning: It has a lot of swearing

Spoiler!

Leader of their clan: Hey wassup! I just wanna ask if there are any niggas in your clan?
Me: Yes there are.. Do you have a problem with that
Leader: Yeah i do i just wanna say that they should all die
Me: So your a racist?
Leader: Yes i am! i fucking hate niggas
Me: Why do u hate them? Did ur mother have an affair with a black man?
Leader: Shut the Fuck up you british bastared! Your getting kicked out now...

And that was it, we got kicked out so we gave them negative feedback saying that they lacked skill

[stevensr123]

Ok heres a transcript of a convo i had while playing Rainbow six vegas on attack & defend..
My clan were playing against an american clan who were hosting the match. It jus shows how ignorant some people are.
Warning: It has a lot of swearing


And that was it, we got kicked out so we gave them negative feedback saying that they lacked skill

lol What a dumb ass

[Simian]

Ben je geil of wil je een koekje?

it's translated:
Are you horny or do you want a cookie >.<

[Mr.E]

Nice ones hahaha, this stuff should be made into a book or something =D