On Xbox live, Halo 2
Me: Woo, 50 kills 13 deaths, i did pretty well eh?
Mate: yeah man, i got 46 kills and 6 deaths though...
Random American: Wht don't you British fags grow some Goddamn balls??
Me: Because if i grew more balls i'd have 4, and i'd be a freak of nature now wouldn't i??
Random American: No.. wai*interrupted*
Me: WHAT!? So you're saying you think it's NORMAL for a guy to have 4 testicles??
Another Random American, sounded about 10: Whats a tetsicle? Is it some sort of ice cream??
Random American: ARE YOU TAKING THE PISS OUTTA BE YOU DUMBASS BRIT!? IF IT WASN'T FOR US, YOU'D BE GERMANY NUMBER 3!
Mate: Wheres Germany number 2?
Random American: Are you stupid? It's Russia retard!