Stupidest thing anybody ever said to you online...

[jio999]

The stupidest thing someone has ever said to me was on a aim conversation it went something like this

Dude: hey bro wats up man??
Me: Nm man how you doing
Dude: im good wats up man??
Me:Uhhh nothing didn't I just answer U?
Dude:lol my b so wats up man???
Me:...........................


stupidity at its finest ;p

[Allen_Walker]

I've had alot....but...Someone randomly messaged me once, saying "Look behind you". o_O

[Veleon]

someone has told me this.

"What's so great about 42?"

[RedPan]

This guy on FFXI is a pervert. We'll call him, "De".

Spoiler!

De, a u a girl?
Red, yes
De, that's cool
-De sends you a friend request, do you accept?-
-I click OK, because I don't really decline friend requests-

-weeks later-
De, what are you doing?
Red, farming
De, need help?
Red, not really
De, i think ur cute
Red, Eh?!
De, hehe

-While I'm after my artifact armor- He looks up my location and 'surprises' me with a visit-
De, I'm here to help
Red, Oh, that's cool
De, i wish, you could be my GF
Red, what?
De, if i had a girl like you, I can be happy, not sad
Red, oh, well, I already have a boyfriend (that was a lie!)
De, yeah, but I want you to be my girlfriend at least on the phone
Red, how come you can't get a girl in your area? There must be a lot of girls that live in your neighborhood.
De, i'm sick
Red, of girls?
De, no, my friends, they tried to kill me. i almost die
Red, what does that have to do with you not having a girlfriend in your area
De, i was poisoned, by my friends in chicago
Red, and why did they poison you?
De, they hate me
Red, why do they hate you
De, they tried to kill me
Red, did you call the police?
De, no, I moved away to alabama
Red, and how does that stop you from having a girlfriend in your area
De, I can't go outside, I can't breathe when I walk down the street.
Red, why didn't you call the police
De, they tried to kill me
Red, I'm sure, if you sign up for a local dating site, you can meet someone
De, PLZ call me
De, here's my #???-???-???? plz write it down
Red, I'm not going to write your number down.
De, plz write it down and give it to your friends who are girls
Red, I'm not going to write your number down to give it to my friends.
De, then plz give my number to your cousins who are girls
Red, ok, you've gone way too far.
-I deleted him from my friends list and added him onto, my Black List.

[thsv]

Well, for starters don't forget the irc thread.

The convo took place before I started recording IRC logs so this is the best i can recollect

A user called mu95 joins #mangashare and interrupts a conversation between Archiel and I. He essentially asks us to abuse another user called thesig64 who we have never met before. After dealing with a foul mouth tirade of abuse Archiel kicks him and I put him on ignore. He comes back in and continues to abuse me which I'm unaware of because i can't see any of his text. Then I decide to unignore the little retard. This is how the conversation went

<me> sorry i didn't respond to your rants
<me> I've had you on ignore for the last ten minutes
<idiot> I've got you on ignore right now
<me>if you had me on ignore, you wouldn't have been able to see what i said

Then that troublesome one Deadfire turns up, lets one line of crap from the retard go past and promptly bans hims. As far as I'm aware he's still banned to this day

[PeIn-]

The stupidest thing someone has ever said to me was on a aim conversation it went something like this

Dude: hey bro wats up man??
Me: Nm man how you doing
Dude: im good wats up man??
Me:Uhhh nothing didn't I just answer U?
Dude:lol my b so wats up man???
Me:...........................


stupidity at its finest ;p

lmao
no one ever said stupid shit to me igot nothing to say

[Kiddo]

Well..it wasn't directed to me but I love the reply I got on one of my threads on a german board:
"There was a woman in my dream..and she had two hands.." <- it's very unique to have two hands, isn't it?
__
Someone asked me with crappy grammar on a website where I upload my artworks:
"Did you draw them your self or did you get them from the internet?"
I replied that I stole all of them from other artists, those kind of questions really piss me off <_<

[Amargo Deathscythe]

Ok heres a transcript of a convo i had while playing Rainbow six vegas on attack & defend..
My clan were playing against an american clan who were hosting the match. It jus shows how ignorant some people are.
Warning: It has a lot of swearing


And that was it, we got kicked out so we gave them negative feedback saying that they lacked skill

If I responded to my sterotype i'd kick his ass but i laugh at ignorant racist people.


the dumbest thing anyone has said to me was extreamly stupid. I was talking to this girl online for two months and one day this convo happened

Her: hey are you black?

Me: I have black ancestors yes. why do you ask?

Her: because your page says you like rap and R&B

Me: um ok is that a problem?

Her: yes because you are a stupid nigger

Me:?!?!?

Her: see you don't understand you dumb nigger, go back to africa

Me: ok first of all I am not a N***** that is an ignorant person and I am not ignorant but seeing your use of the word leads me to believe you are very ignorant so maybe you just might be one yourself. Second of all I have not now nor have I ever lived in africa so how can I go back to a place I've never been? And 3rd of all if you were refering to my ancestors with that africa comment I'll have you know my great grand father was white, my great grand mother was a cherokee indian, and my grandfather was a blackfoot indian. the only "black" in my blood comes from my mother and father who are half black. but dispite all that I am human and thats all that matters. if you are sad and ignorant enough to limit the world to color you do that but i will not let you disrespect me.

Her: whatever you stupid nigger

Me: are you even american.

Her: no I was born in europe but movedto america when I was 3

Me: go back to europe you idiot

[bowserpat]

This guy on FFXI is a pervert. We'll call him, "De".

Spoiler!

De, a u a girl?
Red, yes
De, that's cool
-De sends you a friend request, do you accept?-
-I click OK, because I don't really decline friend requests-

-weeks later-
De, what are you doing?
Red, farming
De, need help?
Red, not really
De, i think ur cute
Red, Eh?!
De, hehe

-While I'm after my artifact armor- He looks up my location and 'surprises' me with a visit-
De, I'm here to help
Red, Oh, that's cool
De, i wish, you could be my GF
Red, what?
De, if i had a girl like you, I can be happy, not sad
Red, oh, well, I already have a boyfriend (that was a lie!)
De, yeah, but I want you to be my girlfriend at least on the phone
Red, how come you can't get a girl in your area? There must be a lot of girls that live in your neighborhood.
De, i'm sick
Red, of girls?
De, no, my friends, they tried to kill me. i almost die
Red, what does that have to do with you not having a girlfriend in your area
De, i was poisoned, by my friends in chicago
Red, and why did they poison you?
De, they hate me
Red, why do they hate you
De, they tried to kill me
Red, did you call the police?
De, no, I moved away to alabama
Red, and how does that stop you from having a girlfriend in your area
De, I can't go outside, I can't breathe when I walk down the street.
Red, why didn't you call the police
De, they tried to kill me
Red, I'm sure, if you sign up for a local dating site, you can meet someone
De, PLZ call me
De, here's my #???-???-???? plz write it down
Red, I'm not going to write your number down.
De, plz write it down and give it to your friends who are girls
Red, I'm not going to write your number down to give it to my friends.
De, then plz give my number to your cousins who are girls
Red, ok, you've gone way too far.
-I deleted him from my friends list and added him onto, my Black List.

WOW i cant belive this man!
Is Insane!!

[Woofcat]

"You can build up an immunity to free radicals can't you?"