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    "I was ill, and I still am a bit."

    And fuck the teacher if he/she does not want to believe you, it's his/her fault.

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    i saw this in a high school yearbook:

    "why are you late?"
    "...my pet fly died...TT_TT
    Ships are safe at harbor
    But that's not why ships are built



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    Mangareader, SmashBrother nogitzune's Avatar
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    "...uhh I forgot"

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    "...Uhh... I got short-term memory..." ~Hmm that's actually very believable.

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    "I'm late cause I was helping a pregnant lady give birth on the stairwell."

    I've used that one a lot...

    It was just the Jewish holiday Rosh Hashanah for the last 2 days and whenever someone asked if I did work, I said, "No I was in temple all week" (Keep in mind I'm not white).


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    I was once on a ladder spying on someone on a window and they caught me.
    So I fell down acted all surprised and in shock and I said "I think I was sleep walking."
    It worked pretty well..

    3 days later, same thing happened.
    And this time I said "Watch out for the Alain."

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    i caught a case of the fuckits'

    still waiting to use

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    "I missed your class because work called me in for a planning revision. I was stuck and couldn't leave without putting my job at risk"

    Truth was I'd gotten a cheap ticket out to Prague and had to skip class to catch my flight.

    "You owe me 6 hours overtime. I was out at 3 am checking on a new building that was your responsibility to check on. I had to ride my bike 12 km just to get to the site"

    My friend goes past the building in question on his way home everyday, so I just got a lift with him one day at about noon
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    If Pow wrote the manga it would be accurate as fuck lol. I stand behind Pow(while humping his leg) on this one.
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    "honestly, I just didn't feel like it"

    "if it was that easy, then why didn't you do it in the first place?"

    "i think i might be allergic to dihydrogen oxide" (too easy to figure out though)

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    i died but was reincarnated back into my old body sadly it was disected and then sold seperate on the black market. I had to use my hand and lips, bought by michael jackson, to call indiana jones who slowly reconstructed my body with dr. frankenstein.

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