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    Senpai Member mgsplayer's Avatar
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    Who is Jack Schitt? (total LOL)

    double t for shitt to avoid misunderstandings
    you'll laugh so hard reading this


    So, Who is Jack Schitt?

    Who is Jack Schitt? The lineage is finally revealed! Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says: "You don't know Jack Schitt."
    Now you can intellectually handle the situation:

    Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt.
    They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The Deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.

    Against her parents objection, Deepe Schitt married Dumme Schitt, a high school dropout.

    After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
    Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were still living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Shitt Sherlock.

    Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt.

    Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
    The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens Wedding.

    The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, Hoarse and Bull.
    Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
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    Queen of the Boredom Zone Arhazivory's Avatar
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    lol....well that was really interesting. Hey, we can put other interesting tales in this thread.

    I'll have to try and find one
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    Lord of the Boredom zone Pakkun's Avatar
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    Omg this shit is so funny man. Where did u find this? Im going to search for some funny stories aswell...

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    Senpai Member mgsplayer's Avatar
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    i read it so many times and couldn't stop ROFLing
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    Henshin-a-go-go, baby! Mr.E's Avatar
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    Hahaha, MGSplayer, you funny guy =]

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    Nice one. ^^

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    ♪~|¤§ Onion Head §¤|~♪ Kikiz's Avatar
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    Haha^^ That's real funny^^ ROFLOL! Ahahahaha!!!!
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    Senpai Member mgsplayer's Avatar
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    i'll post a similar story as soon as i find any
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    Vongola Sun Guardian jio999's Avatar
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    hahahah thank u mgsplayer u just made my night with that story lol

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    So very tired anymore KandaLavi's Avatar
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    You are all kinds of awesome for sharing this story.

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