....iT GOES SOMETHING LIKE THIS; TWO LOVERS FALL IN LOVE. LOVERS ARE TORN APART WHEN THE FEMALE IS ABDUCTED BY A RABID PIRATE. THERE ARE SEVERAL SCENES WHEN THE FEMALES CHERRY IS IN THREAT OF BEING POPPED (YEP THE FEMALE IS ALWAYS A VIRGIN). THE OTHER LOVERS SEEKS TO RESCUE FEMALE AND IS ACCOMPANIED BY A (USUALLY RETARDED0 SIDEKISK (FOR COMEDY VALUE...DON'T ASK).
iN THIS CASE OROCHIMARU IS THE PIRATE, SASUKE VIRGINITY IS BEING THREATENED, THE CONCEPT OF THE MANLY WHITE SNAKE HAS BEEN REDIFINED, ITS NARUTO TO THE RESCUE, AND SAKURA WOULD BE THE RETARD SIDEKICK
Well said Atriede. I'm not totally against Sasuke, but he is vearing the course of the Manga away from the supposed hero, Naruto. If I made a character I loved so much and made him/her so powerful then shouldn't the manga be named after them? In all, like I said I'm not against him but for the sake of the manga, Sasuke die already please.
huhuhuhahahahhaaa..... You all, I could cry if I felt emotions
Above quote is an example of a species of Sasuke fans known as Sasuke tards.
They suffer from Generic Bishounen fanboy disorder otherwise known as the Sakura syndrome.
They are a rare breed and display traits including eye twitching, swooning; (whenever a certain dark haired, underaged, red eyed fictional character is named) and monkey Aids (don't ask).
Responses to fair and poignant intellectual critiques of Sasuke include:
(1st response) 'OMG, how dare you insult Sasuke Kun, Sasuke is twice the man you'll ever be he can tango to Ricky Martin [like no other straight jacket]'.
(2nd response) 'yeah, okay Uchiha hater, Sasuke may be to Orochimaru what Evan Chandler was to Micheal Jackson but he sure knows how to dress up for the LGTB parade' (depending on if male lolita in unbuttoned shirt mode is this year's 'in').
The third response is probably the most stricking from this rare breed of ultra fanboys.
It should be noted that earlier on I hypothesised that Sakura Syndrome results in cerebral degradation and a general lack of..well, common sense. When the subject gives the third response, it should be noted that he (or she), has reached the final stages of mental slow down...hence the lack of constructive argument, the loss for words, and the acute preference for simple visual images.
Good night and good luck.
Last edited by atriede; 03-30-2008 at 08:42 AM.
even though i agree that sasuke is taking away the spotlight of naruto and should be incapacitated for the time being it is likley sasuke will be there in the final chapters of naruto.