In short, when the hell will Luffy just take an ass beat down (gotcha bitch!!), and have his rubber body bound and tortured.
Also when will Luffy be captured by the government, then probably break out.
Finally, should Luffy hit(bang) one of the female straw hats who will it be.
Nami, or Robin
chick from home town
any other female you can think of
Im goin to myspace