Pirates > Ninjas
Of course Pirates would win lol. They give us free stuff while ninjas just give us naruto lol. They also dont have pirate songs :(
Even scoring 13 apiece huh....
With Orlando Bloom, most of the fan girls would flock to the pirates side, until they come out with another sasu x naru yaoi doujin (I feel nauseous just typing that)
Don't underestimate the power of pirates, or Davy Jones will drown you!