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    Hello Dead because of something unknown. "Why have you done this?" Said Bush While I licked his toes and sucked his armpit. He knew what kind of tragedy that would bring to the introverted chatty socks therefore he threw Ezra into a dungeon. Now Asce is Carmelldansen with nobody. He went freaking drunk to get the dragonballs, in order to trap The Ama, who was supposedly in high school stoned every week singing Nivrana in giant pink hotpants. Life crushed his rather small testicles and fed it with truly weird shit. He cries "WHY IS IT THAT I SUCK?". Life went on until a hairy vagina appeared and pissed on you. Then it screamed, "put it in!" while waving its long pubic hairs. Someone rushed towards the boy who seemed like doing a somersault into a pool of shit and piss. Then he immediately bent over with a bat up his ass, spraying purple gloss over a large dead man. The dead man suddenly, out of nothing became a international super star and ate Madonna, before eating Paris Hilton's ugly dog, thus saving the entire human race. He then screamed "I am alive!".

    Back at home, people were saying that he should get some hookers but there was nothing but okamas so he said "Paako!", throwing himself at Peter Griffin's horny little neighbour, GiggetyGiggety-san, and finally realizing he had AIDs and even worse, he was addicted to animal porn. His mom came in his face, and the janitor who had just watched and episode an impressive number of dead furries. To top that off, a huge black and monstrous cock screamed for George W. Bush to eat his wife and kids. Then, after much Bush started to take a shit that killed everyone except Dick Cheney, who used his communist friend and his raging vagina,to screw his brother and the Olsen Twins over and over for the rest of his life. In other news, people are dying because they ate all the cookies that were in Cheney's butt crack although they were covered in strangely sweet and green liquid, which came pouring out of his father's ugly, big and disgusting, exceptional dirty anus. Big Bird happened to be there and then suddenly pulled a rifle out of Cheney's bag of candies, and then he resumed to killing and laughing at the stinking democrats walking out of the restroom. Then he proceeded to kick Elmo's ass into the pile of cheesecake filling. Afterwards, he suddenly whipped a small handgun and decided to commit suicide! Assuming he's dead, all children finally left and ate Thier fat dicks. And then they watched R-rated movies while eating popcorn and a can of fresh sperms Which were deep in his pants his sister moved her clothing off, revealed her huge Machine gun which hung as low as a Dragonite's private bits to be readied when firing dragon flare at "MAMA LUIGI" when she cried and took her pants off then, opening her mouth, fires a bomb through her tougne and watches it splurges all over the sea again making it look
    The time has come to destroy the village of the leaf.

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    Hello Dead because of something unknown. "Why have you done this?" Said Bush While I licked his toes and sucked his armpit. He knew what kind of tragedy that would bring to the introverted chatty socks therefore he threw Ezra into a dungeon. Now Asce is Carmelldansen with nobody. He went freaking drunk to get the dragonballs, in order to trap The Ama, who was supposedly in high school stoned every week singing Nivrana in giant pink hotpants. Life crushed his rather small testicles and fed it with truly weird shit. He cries "WHY IS IT THAT I SUCK?". Life went on until a hairy vagina appeared and pissed on you. Then it screamed, "put it in!" while waving its long pubic hairs. Someone rushed towards the boy who seemed like doing a somersault into a pool of shit and piss. Then he immediately bent over with a bat up his ass, spraying purple gloss over a large dead man. The dead man suddenly, out of nothing became a international super star and ate Madonna, before eating Paris Hilton's ugly dog, thus saving the entire human race. He then screamed "I am alive!".

    Back at home, people were saying that he should get some hookers but there was nothing but okamas so he said "Paako!", throwing himself at Peter Griffin's horny little neighbour, GiggetyGiggety-san, and finally realizing he had AIDs and even worse, he was addicted to animal porn. His mom came in his face, and the janitor who had just watched and episode an impressive number of dead furries. To top that off, a huge black and monstrous cock screamed for George W. Bush to eat his wife and kids. Then, after much Bush started to take a shit that killed everyone except Dick Cheney, who used his communist friend and his raging vagina,to screw his brother and the Olsen Twins over and over for the rest of his life. In other news, people are dying because they ate all the cookies that were in Cheney's butt crack although they were covered in strangely sweet and green liquid, which came pouring out of his father's ugly, big and disgusting, exceptional dirty anus. Big Bird happened to be there and then suddenly pulled a rifle out of Cheney's bag of candies, and then he resumed to killing and laughing at the stinking democrats walking out of the restroom. Then he proceeded to kick Elmo's ass into the pile of cheesecake filling. Afterwards, he suddenly whipped a small handgun and decided to commit suicide! Assuming he's dead, all children finally left and ate Thier fat dicks. And then they watched R-rated movies while eating popcorn and a can of fresh sperms Which were deep in his pants his sister moved her clothing off, revealed her huge Machine gun which hung as low as a Dragonite's private bits to be readied when firing dragon flare at "MAMA LUIGI" when she cried and took her pants off then, opening her mouth, fires a bomb through her tongue and watches it splurges all over the sea again making it look like a piece
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    Hello Dead because of something unknown. "Why have you done this?" Said Bush While I licked his toes and sucked his armpit. He knew what kind of tragedy that would bring to the introverted chatty socks therefore he threw Ezra into a dungeon. Now Asce is Carmelldansen with nobody. He went freaking drunk to get the dragonballs, in order to trap The Ama, who was supposedly in high school stoned every week singing Nivrana in giant pink hotpants. Life crushed his rather small testicles and fed it with truly weird shit. He cries "WHY IS IT THAT I SUCK?". Life went on until a hairy vagina appeared and pissed on you. Then it screamed, "put it in!" while waving its long pubic hairs. Someone rushed towards the boy who seemed like doing a somersault into a pool of shit and piss. Then he immediately bent over with a bat up his ass, spraying purple gloss over a large dead man. The dead man suddenly, out of nothing became a international super star and ate Madonna, before eating Paris Hilton's ugly dog, thus saving the entire human race. He then screamed "I am alive!".

    Back at home, people were saying that he should get some hookers but there was nothing but okamas so he said "Paako!", throwing himself at Peter Griffin's horny little neighbour, GiggetyGiggety-san, and finally realizing he had AIDs and even worse, he was addicted to animal porn. His mom came in his face, and the janitor who had just watched and episode an impressive number of dead furries. To top that off, a huge black and monstrous cock screamed for George W. Bush to eat his wife and kids. Then, after much Bush started to take a shit that killed everyone except Dick Cheney, who used his communist friend and his raging vagina,to screw his brother and the Olsen Twins over and over for the rest of his life. In other news, people are dying because they ate all the cookies that were in Cheney's butt crack although they were covered in strangely sweet and green liquid, which came pouring out of his father's ugly, big and disgusting, exceptional dirty anus. Big Bird happened to be there and then suddenly pulled a rifle out of Cheney's bag of candies, and then he resumed to killing and laughing at the stinking democrats walking out of the restroom. Then he proceeded to kick Elmo's ass into the pile of cheesecake filling. Afterwards, he suddenly whipped a small handgun and decided to commit suicide! Assuming he's dead, all children finally left and ate Thier fat dicks. And then they watched R-rated movies while eating popcorn and a can of fresh sperms Which were deep in his pants his sister moved her clothing off, revealed her huge Machine gun which hung as low as a Dragonite's private bits to be readied when firing dragon flare at "MAMA LUIGI" when she cried and took her pants off then, opening her mouth, fires a bomb through her tongue and watches it splurges all over the sea again making it look like a piece of dark chocolate

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    Hello Dead because of something unknown. "Why have you done this?" Said Bush While I licked his toes and sucked his armpit. He knew what kind of tragedy that would bring to the introverted chatty socks therefore he threw Ezra into a dungeon. Now Asce is Carmelldansen with nobody. He went freaking drunk to get the dragonballs, in order to trap The Ama, who was supposedly in high school stoned every week singing Nivrana in giant pink hotpants. Life crushed his rather small testicles and fed it with truly weird shit. He cries "WHY IS IT THAT I SUCK?". Life went on until a hairy vagina appeared and pissed on you. Then it screamed, "put it in!" while waving its long pubic hairs. Someone rushed towards the boy who seemed like doing a somersault into a pool of shit and piss. Then he immediately bent over with a bat up his ass, spraying purple gloss over a large dead man. The dead man suddenly, out of nothing became a international super star and ate Madonna, before eating Paris Hilton's ugly dog, thus saving the entire human race. He then screamed "I am alive!".

    Back at home, people were saying that he should get some hookers but there was nothing but okamas so he said "Paako!", throwing himself at Peter Griffin's horny little neighbour, GiggetyGiggety-san, and finally realizing he had AIDs and even worse, he was addicted to animal porn. His mom came in his face, and the janitor who had just watched and episode an impressive number of dead furries. To top that off, a huge black and monstrous cock screamed for George W. Bush to eat his wife and kids. Then, after much Bush started to take a shit that killed everyone except Dick Cheney, who used his communist friend and his raging vagina,to screw his brother and the Olsen Twins over and over for the rest of his life. In other news, people are dying because they ate all the cookies that were in Cheney's butt crack although they were covered in strangely sweet and green liquid, which came pouring out of his father's ugly, big and disgusting, exceptional dirty anus. Big Bird happened to be there and then suddenly pulled a rifle out of Cheney's bag of candies, and then he resumed to killing and laughing at the stinking democrats walking out of the restroom. Then he proceeded to kick Elmo's ass into the pile of cheesecake filling. Afterwards, he suddenly whipped a small handgun and decided to commit suicide! Assuming he's dead, all children finally left and ate Thier fat dicks. And then they watched R-rated movies while eating popcorn and a can of fresh sperms Which were deep in his pants his sister moved her clothing off, revealed her huge Machine gun which hung as low as a Dragonite's private bits to be readied when firing dragon flare at "MAMA LUIGI" when she cried and took her pants off then, opening her mouth, fires a bomb through her tongue and watches it splurges all over the sea again making it look like a piece of dark chocolate which turned out
    The time has come to destroy the village of the leaf.

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    Hello Dead because of something unknown. "Why have you done this?" Said Bush While I licked his toes and sucked his armpit. He knew what kind of tragedy that would bring to the introverted chatty socks therefore he threw Ezra into a dungeon. Now Asce is Carmelldansen with nobody. He went freaking drunk to get the dragonballs, in order to trap The Ama, who was supposedly in high school stoned every week singing Nivrana in giant pink hotpants. Life crushed his rather small testicles and fed it with truly weird shit. He cries "WHY IS IT THAT I SUCK?". Life went on until a hairy vagina appeared and pissed on you. Then it screamed, "put it in!" while waving its long pubic hairs. Someone rushed towards the boy who seemed like doing a somersault into a pool of shit and piss. Then he immediately bent over with a bat up his ass, spraying purple gloss over a large dead man. The dead man suddenly, out of nothing became a international super star and ate Madonna, before eating Paris Hilton's ugly dog, thus saving the entire human race. He then screamed "I am alive!".

    Back at home, people were saying that he should get some hookers but there was nothing but okamas so he said "Paako!", throwing himself at Peter Griffin's horny little neighbour, GiggetyGiggety-san, and finally realizing he had AIDs and even worse, he was addicted to animal porn. His mom came in his face, and the janitor who had just watched and episode an impressive number of dead furries. To top that off, a huge black and monstrous cock screamed for George W. Bush to eat his wife and kids. Then, after much Bush started to take a shit that killed everyone except Dick Cheney, who used his communist friend and his raging vagina,to screw his brother and the Olsen Twins over and over for the rest of his life. In other news, people are dying because they ate all the cookies that were in Cheney's butt crack although they were covered in strangely sweet and green liquid, which came pouring out of his father's ugly, big and disgusting, exceptional dirty anus. Big Bird happened to be there and then suddenly pulled a rifle out of Cheney's bag of candies, and then he resumed to killing and laughing at the stinking democrats walking out of the restroom. Then he proceeded to kick Elmo's ass into the pile of cheesecake filling. Afterwards, he suddenly whipped a small handgun and decided to commit suicide! Assuming he's dead, all children finally left and ate Thier fat dicks. And then they watched R-rated movies while eating popcorn and a can of fresh sperms Which were deep in his pants his sister moved her clothing off, revealed her huge Machine gun which hung as low as a Dragonite's private bits to be readied when firing dragon flare at "MAMA LUIGI" when she cried and took her pants off then, opening her mouth, fires a bomb through her tongue and watches it splurges all over the sea again making it look like a piece of dark chocolate which turned out to be mud

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    Hello Dead because of something unknown. "Why have you done this?" Said Bush While I licked his toes and sucked his armpit. He knew what kind of tragedy that would bring to the introverted chatty socks therefore he threw Ezra into a dungeon. Now Asce is Carmelldansen with nobody. He went freaking drunk to get the dragonballs, in order to trap The Ama, who was supposedly in high school stoned every week singing Nivrana in giant pink hotpants. Life crushed his rather small testicles and fed it with truly weird shit. He cries "WHY IS IT THAT I SUCK?". Life went on until a hairy vagina appeared and pissed on you. Then it screamed, "put it in!" while waving its long pubic hairs. Someone rushed towards the boy who seemed like doing a somersault into a pool of shit and piss. Then he immediately bent over with a bat up his ass, spraying purple gloss over a large dead man. The dead man suddenly, out of nothing became a international super star and ate Madonna, before eating Paris Hilton's ugly dog, thus saving the entire human race. He then screamed "I am alive!".

    Back at home, people were saying that he should get some hookers but there was nothing but okamas so he said "Paako!", throwing himself at Peter Griffin's horny little neighbour, GiggetyGiggety-san, and finally realizing he had AIDs and even worse, he was addicted to animal porn. His mom came in his face, and the janitor who had just watched and episode an impressive number of dead furries. To top that off, a huge black and monstrous cock screamed for George W. Bush to eat his wife and kids. Then, after much Bush started to take a shit that killed everyone except Dick Cheney, who used his communist friend and his raging vagina,to screw his brother and the Olsen Twins over and over for the rest of his life. In other news, people are dying because they ate all the cookies that were in Cheney's butt crack although they were covered in strangely sweet and green liquid, which came pouring out of his father's ugly, big and disgusting, exceptional dirty anus. Big Bird happened to be there and then suddenly pulled a rifle out of Cheney's bag of candies, and then he resumed to killing and laughing at the stinking democrats walking out of the restroom. Then he proceeded to kick Elmo's ass into the pile of cheesecake filling. Afterwards, he suddenly whipped a small handgun and decided to commit suicide! Assuming he's dead, all children finally left and ate Thier fat dicks. And then they watched R-rated movies while eating popcorn and a can of fresh sperms Which were deep in his pants his sister moved her clothing off, revealed her huge Machine gun which hung as low as a Dragonite's private bits to be readied when firing dragon flare at "MAMA LUIGI" when she cried and took her pants off then, opening her mouth, fires a bomb through her tongue and watches it splurges all over the sea again making it look like a piece of dark chocolate which turned out to be mud with tiny creatures
    The time has come to destroy the village of the leaf.

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    Hello Dead because of something unknown. "Why have you done this?" Said Bush While I licked his toes and sucked his armpit. He knew what kind of tragedy that would bring to the introverted chatty socks therefore he threw Ezra into a dungeon. Now Asce is Carmelldansen with nobody. He went freaking drunk to get the dragonballs, in order to trap The Ama, who was supposedly in high school stoned every week singing Nivrana in giant pink hotpants. Life crushed his rather small testicles and fed it with truly weird shit. He cries "WHY IS IT THAT I SUCK?". Life went on until a hairy vagina appeared and pissed on you. Then it screamed, "put it in!" while waving its long pubic hairs. Someone rushed towards the boy who seemed like doing a somersault into a pool of shit and piss. Then he immediately bent over with a bat up his ass, spraying purple gloss over a large dead man. The dead man suddenly, out of nothing became a international super star and ate Madonna, before eating Paris Hilton's ugly dog, thus saving the entire human race. He then screamed "I am alive!".

    Back at home, people were saying that he should get some hookers but there was nothing but okamas so he said "Paako!", throwing himself at Peter Griffin's horny little neighbour, GiggetyGiggety-san, and finally realizing he had AIDs and even worse, he was addicted to animal porn. His mom came in his face, and the janitor who had just watched and episode an impressive number of dead furries. To top that off, a huge black and monstrous cock screamed for George W. Bush to eat his wife and kids. Then, after much Bush started to take a shit that killed everyone except Dick Cheney, who used his communist friend and his raging vagina,to screw his brother and the Olsen Twins over and over for the rest of his life. In other news, people are dying because they ate all the cookies that were in Cheney's butt crack although they were covered in strangely sweet and green liquid, which came pouring out of his father's ugly, big and disgusting, exceptional dirty anus. Big Bird happened to be there and then suddenly pulled a rifle out of Cheney's bag of candies, and then he resumed to killing and laughing at the stinking democrats walking out of the restroom. Then he proceeded to kick Elmo's ass into the pile of cheesecake filling. Afterwards, he suddenly whipped a small handgun and decided to commit suicide! Assuming he's dead, all children finally left and ate Thier fat dicks. And then they watched R-rated movies while eating popcorn and a can of fresh sperms Which were deep in his pants his sister moved her clothing off, revealed her huge Machine gun which hung as low as a Dragonite's private bits to be readied when firing dragon flare at "MAMA LUIGI" when she cried and took her pants off then, opening her mouth, fires a bomb through her tongue and watches it splurges all over the sea again making it look like a piece of dark chocolate which turned out to be mud with tiny creatures that bite the

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    Hello Dead because of something unknown. "Why have you done this?" Said Bush While I licked his toes and sucked his armpit. He knew what kind of tragedy that would bring to the introverted chatty socks therefore he threw Ezra into a dungeon. Now Asce is Carmelldansen with nobody. He went freaking drunk to get the dragonballs, in order to trap The Ama, who was supposedly in high school stoned every week singing Nivrana in giant pink hotpants. Life crushed his rather small testicles and fed it with truly weird shit. He cries "WHY IS IT THAT I SUCK?". Life went on until a hairy vagina appeared and pissed on you. Then it screamed, "put it in!" while waving its long pubic hairs. Someone rushed towards the boy who seemed like doing a somersault into a pool of shit and piss. Then he immediately bent over with a bat up his ass, spraying purple gloss over a large dead man. The dead man suddenly, out of nothing became a international super star and ate Madonna, before eating Paris Hilton's ugly dog, thus saving the entire human race. He then screamed "I am alive!".

    Back at home, people were saying that he should get some hookers but there was nothing but okamas so he said "Paako!", throwing himself at Peter Griffin's horny little neighbour, GiggetyGiggety-san, and finally realizing he had AIDs and even worse, he was addicted to animal porn. His mom came in his face, and the janitor who had just watched and episode an impressive number of dead furries. To top that off, a huge black and monstrous cock screamed for George W. Bush to eat his wife and kids. Then, after much Bush started to take a shit that killed everyone except Dick Cheney, who used his communist friend and his raging vagina,to screw his brother and the Olsen Twins over and over for the rest of his life. In other news, people are dying because they ate all the cookies that were in Cheney's butt crack although they were covered in strangely sweet and green liquid, which came pouring out of his father's ugly, big and disgusting, exceptional dirty anus. Big Bird happened to be there and then suddenly pulled a rifle out of Cheney's bag of candies, and then he resumed to killing and laughing at the stinking democrats walking out of the restroom. Then he proceeded to kick Elmo's ass into the pile of cheesecake filling. Afterwards, he suddenly whipped a small handgun and decided to commit suicide! Assuming he's dead, all children finally left and ate Thier fat dicks. And then they watched R-rated movies while eating popcorn and a can of fresh sperms Which were deep in his pants his sister moved her clothing off, revealed her huge Machine gun which hung as low as a Dragonite's private bits to be readied when firing dragon flare at "MAMA LUIGI" when she cried and took her pants off then, opening her mouth, fires a bomb through her tongue and watches it splurges all over the sea again making it look like a piece of dark chocolate which turned out to be mud with tiny creatures that bite the balls off from
    The time has come to destroy the village of the leaf.

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    Hello Dead because of something unknown. "Why have you done this?" Said Bush While I licked his toes and sucked his armpit. He knew what kind of tragedy that would bring to the introverted chatty socks therefore he threw Ezra into a dungeon. Now Asce is Carmelldansen with nobody. He went freaking drunk to get the dragonballs, in order to trap The Ama, who was supposedly in high school stoned every week singing Nivrana in giant pink hotpants. Life crushed his rather small testicles and fed it with truly weird shit. He cries "WHY IS IT THAT I SUCK?". Life went on until a hairy vagina appeared and pissed on you. Then it screamed, "put it in!" while waving its long pubic hairs. Someone rushed towards the boy who seemed like doing a somersault into a pool of shit and piss. Then he immediately bent over with a bat up his ass, spraying purple gloss over a large dead man. The dead man suddenly, out of nothing became a international super star and ate Madonna, before eating Paris Hilton's ugly dog, thus saving the entire human race. He then screamed "I am alive!".

    Back at home, people were saying that he should get some hookers but there was nothing but okamas so he said "Paako!", throwing himself at Peter Griffin's horny little neighbour, GiggetyGiggety-san, and finally realizing he had AIDs and even worse, he was addicted to animal porn. His mom came in his face, and the janitor who had just watched and episode an impressive number of dead furries. To top that off, a huge black and monstrous cock screamed for George W. Bush to eat his wife and kids. Then, after much Bush started to take a shit that killed everyone except Dick Cheney, who used his communist friend and his raging vagina,to screw his brother and the Olsen Twins over and over for the rest of his life. In other news, people are dying because they ate all the cookies that were in Cheney's butt crack although they were covered in strangely sweet and green liquid, which came pouring out of his father's ugly, big and disgusting, exceptional dirty anus. Big Bird happened to be there and then suddenly pulled a rifle out of Cheney's bag of candies, and then he resumed to killing and laughing at the stinking democrats walking out of the restroom. Then he proceeded to kick Elmo's ass into the pile of cheesecake filling. Afterwards, he suddenly whipped a small handgun and decided to commit suicide! Assuming he's dead, all children finally left and ate Thier fat dicks. And then they watched R-rated movies while eating popcorn and a can of fresh sperms Which were deep in his pants his sister moved her clothing off, revealed her huge Machine gun which hung as low as a Dragonite's private bits to be readied when firing dragon flare at "MAMA LUIGI" when she cried and took her pants off then, opening her mouth, fires a bomb through her tongue and watches it splurges all over the sea again making it look like a piece of dark chocolate which turned out to be mud with tiny creatures that bite the balls off from your soccer class

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    Hello Dead because of something unknown. "Why have you done this?" Said Bush While I licked his toes and sucked his armpit. He knew what kind of tragedy that would bring to the introverted chatty socks therefore he threw Ezra into a dungeon. Now Asce is Carmelldansen with nobody. He went freaking drunk to get the dragonballs, in order to trap The Ama, who was supposedly in high school stoned every week singing Nivrana in giant pink hotpants. Life crushed his rather small testicles and fed it with truly weird shit. He cries "WHY IS IT THAT I SUCK?". Life went on until a hairy vagina appeared and pissed on you. Then it screamed, "put it in!" while waving its long pubic hairs. Someone rushed towards the boy who seemed like doing a somersault into a pool of shit and piss. Then he immediately bent over with a bat up his ass, spraying purple gloss over a large dead man. The dead man suddenly, out of nothing became a international super star and ate Madonna, before eating Paris Hilton's ugly dog, thus saving the entire human race. He then screamed "I am alive!".

    Back at home, people were saying that he should get some hookers but there was nothing but okamas so he said "Paako!", throwing himself at Peter Griffin's horny little neighbour, GiggetyGiggety-san, and finally realizing he had AIDs and even worse, he was addicted to animal porn. His mom came in his face, and the janitor who had just watched and episode an impressive number of dead furries. To top that off, a huge black and monstrous cock screamed for George W. Bush to eat his wife and kids. Then, after much Bush started to take a shit that killed everyone except Dick Cheney, who used his communist friend and his raging vagina,to screw his brother and the Olsen Twins over and over for the rest of his life. In other news, people are dying because they ate all the cookies that were in Cheney's butt crack although they were covered in strangely sweet and green liquid, which came pouring out of his father's ugly, big and disgusting, exceptional dirty anus. Big Bird happened to be there and then suddenly pulled a rifle out of Cheney's bag of candies, and then he resumed to killing and laughing at the stinking democrats walking out of the restroom. Then he proceeded to kick Elmo's ass into the pile of cheesecake filling. Afterwards, he suddenly whipped a small handgun and decided to commit suicide! Assuming he's dead, all children finally left and ate Thier fat dicks. And then they watched R-rated movies while eating popcorn and a can of fresh sperms Which were deep in his pants his sister moved her clothing off, revealed her huge Machine gun which hung as low as a Dragonite's private bits to be readied when firing dragon flare at "MAMA LUIGI" when she cried and took her pants off then, opening her mouth, fires a bomb through her tongue and watches it splurges all over the sea again making it look like a piece of dark chocolate which turned out to be mud with tiny creatures that bite the balls off from your soccer class and then hide


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