Dammit, I want to see the conclusion so bad now. Like someone already said though, Kishi will make Sasuke survive somehow and his favorite character will be safe and sound. I really hope he loses this battle, I don't know if I want his eyes to get taken but I want him to lose and realize that Itachi is still too strong so it will make him go after Mangekyou and maybe Kakashi will show him his rule breaking way to obtain Mangekyou. Or he will try to kill Naruto to obtain Mangekyou and then Kakashi beats him with his own, that would be something wouldn't it? All that training with Oro when Kakashi could have taught him how to get Mangekyou. Ah, I love fantasizing.
I know you're being sarcastic but this is not an actual ninja anime. I know what you mean, but it's Naruto and shuriken in Naruto is lame. Well, that's my opinion anyways.Yeah, god forbid there be an actual Ninja fight for once. -_-