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    Water or Coke?

    some of you may have already read this, but for those who have not......

    Water or Coke ?

    WATER

    #1. 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated.
    (Likely applies to half the world population.)

    #2. In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak
    that it is mistaken for hunger.

    #3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's metabolism as 3%.

    #4. One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs
    for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a University of
    Washington study.

    #5. Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.

    #6. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of
    water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain
    for up to 80% of sufferers.

    #7. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term
    memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on
    the computer screen or on a printed page.

    #8. Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of
    colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast
    cancer by 79%., and one is 50% less likely to develop
    bladder cancer. Are you drinking the amount of water
    you should drink every day?

    COKE

    #1. In many states the highway patrol carries
    two gallons of Coke in the trunk to remove blood from
    the highway after a car accident.

    #2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of Coke
    and it will be gone in two days.

    #3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the
    toilet bowl and let the "real thing" sit for one hour,
    then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes
    stains from vitreous china.

    #4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers:
    Rub the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of Reynolds
    Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.

    #5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour
    a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble
    away the corrosion.

    #6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Apply a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola
    to the rusted bolt for several minutes.

    #7. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into
    the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake.
    Thirty minutes before ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the
    drippings to mix
    with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.

    #8... To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of Coke
    into the load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run
    through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen
    grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your
    windshield.

    FOR YOUR INFORMATION:

    #1. the active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid.
    It will dissolve a nail in about four days. Phosphoric
    acid also leaches calcium from bones and is a major
    contributor to the rising increase of osteoporosis.

    #2. To carry Coca-Cola syrup! (the concentrate) the
    commercial trucks must use a hazardous Material place
    cards reserved for highly corrosive materials.

    #3. The distributors of Coke have been using it to clean
    engines of the trucks for about 20 years!

    Now the question is, would you like a glass of water?

    or Coke?

    Exacerbated from
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    I'd chose water, even without knowing those details, since my stomach can't handle drinks like coke, fanta and whatever else, I feel sick after drinking such drinks.. >.>

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    Water, even without knowing this fact. I've always feel a little strange in my mouth after drinking Coke, so I rarely or even not drink it anymore(once a year, anyone?)

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    I only drink tea so thats like mostly water, water on its own tastes of nothing though.

    And 8-10 glasses of water a day.... i would never get anything done, my bladder would be close to exploding

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    I'll take both, I naturally have 1 glass of water every 2 hours anyways, and coke comes good whenever I eat out as well.

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    ill take coke anyday, I like to think it cleans my insides of rust and is out before any damage is done .

    alllthouughhhh growing up in my mothers house I was pretty much forced to drink water. so when ever I have a sip of the stuff I feel sick >.>

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    i never trusted coca cola. there is something not right about a single manufactured drink being that popular. i prefer to drink fanta or sprite produced by.... oh wait a minute. awh crap they've still got me in their clutches
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    hmm yeah, basically they own every kind of soft drink, but then every soft drink is bad for you... ok, maybe.

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    Pepsi.

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    blood is thicker than water. luffy cant swim in water. theres some logic in there
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    Same kind, same effect, but is it just as bad?

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