Survive and Kill the next poster

[The Spaz]

Survive: I use the first Vongola's technique and absorb it.
Kill: Add my own flames to it and fire it at you.

[bankai]

survive: fire bend(avatar) the fire out of my way

kill: run right behind you and break your neck before you know what happen

[cross777]

S:i turn in to smoke.
K:as smoke i fly in to your lungs and kill you

[aggeroff]

S: There's already smoke in my lungs since I live in New York.
K: I fuse you to a table and tear your cells apart with a diamond scalpel.

[cross777]

S: im a shadow clone.
K: FINAL FLASH TO THE FACE

[Sirxxx]

(Laughed til I cried at least twice. This thread is AWESOME!!!)

S: "The Question" is the superhero I've always wanted to be most, so I, too, have no face. Your attack is void.
K: Tie you to an eighteen-wheeler with a trailer full of ravenous pirahna and send it into an oncoming tornado.

[bankai]

S: cause I'm chuck norris
k: I'M BLOODY CHUCK NORRIS AND DIVIDE BY ZERO ENDING EVERYTHING

[cross777]

(Laughed til I cried at least twice. This thread is AWESOME!!!)

S: "The Question" is the superhero I've always wanted to be most, so I, too, have no face. Your attack is void.
K: Tie you to an eighteen-wheeler with a trailer full of ravenous pirahna and send it into an oncoming tornado.

the face is the position the head the target LOL

S: slips in to a different universe.
K: uses the dragon balls to wish that you were not chuck norris but the chick from sugar land then i just drop a piano on your head.

[Sirxxx]

S: I've eaten the Bane Bane no Mi, so my body springs back to normal Looney-Tunes style.
K: Put a "spring" in your step, causing you to become annoyingly optimistic until someone punches you in your super-awesome-happy-rainbow face to death.

[The Spaz]

S: I go to canada, where that's normal.
Kill: FINGERNAIL BARRAGE!