Survive and Kill the next poster

[The Spaz]

Survive: I already ate the cerberus fruit which allows me to eat MOAR df.
Kill: Use my magical toenails to order a napalm strike on your head

[Uzumaki_Tim]

Survive: The acid trip your on wears off and you realise it was all in your head.
Kill: STD's from a 3some with 2 playboy models....(do you really want tot survive and miss this???)

[cross777]

S: i opt to marry the love of my life who is BI and just so happens to be from west Virginia with 2 sisters that make up a set of BI triplets. (do the math) lol.
K: i use a boom tube to send you to the center of the earth.

[The Spaz]

Survive: I make friendly with the nice dinosaurs there.
Kill: Cuddle you to death with a Justin Bieber love-doll.

[cross777]

S: i beat you bieber doll up with my chuck Norris action figure.
K: i drop a building on you.

[aggeroff]

Survive: I was in a bigger building
Kill: Trick you to use acid hair gel

[Flare Blitz]

survive: the gel i used just before canceled out its acidness.
kill: pushes u in active vulcano

[aggeroff]

Survive: Volcano's spelled wrong XD
Kill: Cause the moon to crash into the earth, right where you are.

[zeo]

survive: i liquify the moon
kill: i banish you to Kamabakka Kingdom

[The Spaz]

Survive: I enslave the natives and force them to play monopoly with me.
Kill: I hit your foot with my face so hard that you die.