Survive and Kill the next poster

[The Spaz]

Survive: I'm the pope. I'm already HOLEY! geddit?
Kill: Hire archbishop Chuck Norris to kick yo ass

[In your head!!!]

Survive: Not possible , I mean HALLLLLO??? Chuck norris?? Fuck you ( *laugh* )
Kill: Zombie me bites you to death.. I know that your a huge zombiefan and ever dreamed to become one , too. So you let it happen

[aggeroff]

Survive: Naturally immune to the zombie virus, and your jaw snaps off. Pity, you should brush your teeth more.
Kill: Transport you to the core of the sun.

[senju guy]

survive: as your teleporting me i pass threw a worm hole were i meet the god of war who gives me the human torches power and make i my body heat hotter than the core of the sun
kill:i set fire to the earth and use the baron planet as my vessel as i sail the galaxy's of the universe looking for more powerful enemies to destroy.

[cross777]

S: im not on earth.
K: i hit you with the death star, not its gun the actual death star.

[Flare Blitz]

s: I go super-sayen & I blow it up using kamehameha
k: I clobber you to death

[The Spaz]

Survive: I'm wearing a clobber-proof speedo. You din't get anything important.
Kill: Following Kyouya's lead, I'll bite you to death

[senju guy]

survive:i have kimimaru's kekigenkai to control my bone density
kill: i shoot a bone down your throat

[Flare Blitz]

survive: -swallows it-
kill: -injects you with a specially made toxin that immediatly numbs you & melts your body-
no antidote exists =/

[In your head!!!]

SURVIVE: Theirs no andidote but somehow my body is immune against this special toxin.
KILL: I mind control your best friend (wiche you dont notice ) its his birthday and at the pre party I let him offer you to pieces of different cakes wiche contain pieces of different devilfruits that werent eaten before (+ i checked that the fruit is 100% complete and noone took a bit of it)t, you eat both cakes and die. ( already know how you wilp survive but i like the idea lol)