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  1. #1811
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    Quote Originally Posted by Queenofmuffins View Post
    Oh, snap! :3

    <Mister_Death> i hear you are rougher than sandpaper
    <Phixion> you must have mistaken me for your moms vagina
    <thsv> lol
    <Phixion> dont ask how I know
    LOL!

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    [01:35] <Prostyle> its a known fact
    [01:36] <Prostyle> man, I've always wanted to work @ McDonalds

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    Yes, I have returned.
    * Diesuke thinks most of the mods are drug user/alcoholics
    <Diesuke> they seem to be confused a lot and passing out
    <Diesuke> [15:53] <!Chaos> and then passing out
    <thsv> hmmm
    <thsv> well
    <thsv> phixion and i are rarely sober at the same time
    <thsv> so there maybe some truth in that
    <Diesuke> lol
    <Chaos> except phixion lives in a country where he gets to nail hot blondes
    <Chaos> and thsv has a penchant for nailing fat trannys
    <Diesuke> lol
    <Chaos> so they're...almost the same
    <thsv> hey
    <thsv> she wasn't a tranny
    <thsv> i'm 85% sure she wasn't

    ---------
    <Chaos> it's like rating a chick out of 10
    <Chaos> the "chicks" thsv bags are 1's
    <Chaos> and megan fox is a 10
    <woofcat> Chaos: 11's exist.
    <Chaos> woofcat, 11's are extremes people use because they're too lazy to readjust the scale
    <thsv> why have you always got crap parade?
    <thsv> wait
    <thsv> why have you always got crap on my parade?
    <thsv> damn
    <thsv> why have you always got to crap on my parade?
    <Chaos> lmao
    <Chaos> outraged black man says what?
    <thsv> I'll kill you little man
    <thsv> right after i kick phixion into the canal
    <thsv> and rob gino's house
    <Chaos> don't touch gin's sister
    <Chaos> she's too old for you
    <thsv> i'm telling you
    <thsv> theres no way she's 11


    Not from #mangashare but still hilarious
    <GamerOra> so, where to report somebody, because we've banned this guy 5 times?
    <AWRyder> Right here or in #abuse
    <Peorth> aye.
    <AWRyder> GamerOra: Insert nick and channel into Peorth, and he'll return the answer.
    <Peorth> ya
    <Peorth> pm me the juicy bits, I'll make the bad men go away
    <Peorth>
    <GamerOra> alright, cool
    * GamerOra has quit (Autokilled: Channel ban evasion will not be tolerated here.)
    * GamerOra (~gamerora@1c25dec6.d022162.la.comcast.net) has joined #help
    <AWRyder> Wait...
    <Peorth> typo
    <Peorth> carry on.

    In hindsight, we should probably put thsv's "chicks" into the negatives. But that would defeat the purpose of the point I was trying to make.


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  4. #1814
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    00:54 strawsack • no im not 13
    00:54 strawsack • im 11.5
    00:54 strawsack • happy?
    00:54 REDXIII • thats no age
    00:54 strawsack • err
    00:54 ashton • whatever, it's not worht it anymore, either i'll be abusing a child or i'll be played by a troll
    00:54 strawsack • technically its 11 and a half
    00:54 ashton • night
    00:55 strawsack • night man
    00:55 REDXIII • gute nacht
    00:55 strawsack • guten nacht
    00:55 strawsack • get ur spelling right for the love of god
    00:55 REDXIII • of course
    00:55 Xipe • I know a guy
    00:55 REDXIII • me too
    00:55 Xipe • who would love to be your friend
    00:55 strawsack • rlly?
    00:55 ashton • lol
    00:55 Xipe • he is furry
    00:56 Xipe • and brown
    00:56 strawsack • any chick u know?
    00:56 strawsack • im not tht interested in guys
    00:56 ashton • lol
    00:56 ashton • he knows a lot of chicks
    00:56 ashton • he's collects them
    00:56 strawsack • cool
    00:56 strawsack • xipe add me in msn
    00:56 Xipe • neh
    00:56 strawsack • please
    00:56 strawsack • =D
    00:56 Xipe • I dun wanna ge t a knock on my door
    00:56 Xipe • if you know what i mean..
    00:57 strawsack • i will reward u for the chicks
    00:57 ashton • lol
    00:57 REDXIII • he polski
    00:57 REDXIII • u wanted to go to bed
    00:57 ashton • i wanted but lol
    00:57 REDXIII • so u r still awake
    00:57 strawsack • ashton = polski?
    00:57 strawsack • i heard polsikis r gay, technically
    00:57 REDXIII • pa nemoj tako,idi spavat da ovaj zacepi
    00:58 ashton • um
    00:58 ashton • chech ?
    00:58 strawsack • forum rule: speak english
    00:58 REDXIII • still nah
    00:58 ashton • cos i can't figure this shit out
    00:58 strawsack • !kb REDXIII
    00:58 Xipe • que?
    00:58 ashton • strawsack: technically i am gay
    00:58 strawsack • !kb REDXIII
    00:58 strawsack • woops
    00:58 strawsack • i meant
    00:58 strawsack • shit dsnt work
    00:58 ashton • i like young boys
    00:58 REDXIII • lol
    00:58 strawsack • well if REDXIII is being too annoying
    00:58 Xipe • mmmmmm
    00:58 ashton • very young boys
    00:58 strawsack • D F X will help me out
    00:59 strawsack • ashton i am young boy
    00:59 strawsack • r u young girl?
    00:59 ashton • no
    00:59 ashton • i'm old man
    00:59 strawsack • oh
    00:59 Xipe • what part of gay
    00:59 strawsack • dnt talk to me
    00:59 Xipe • do you not geT?
    00:59 ashton • lol
    00:59 strawsack • i'll have u in my ignore list


    i might be tired but i lold so hard i couldn't leave chair.

  5. #1815
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    [17:33] <@thsv> [16:26] <Phixion> Ill just fuck prostitutes when Im 80
    [17:33] <+Queenofmuffins> Oh
    [17:33] <+Queenofmuffins> Ew
    [17:33] <+Queenofmuffins> No
    [17:33] <+Queenofmuffins> Just no.
    [17:34] <@thsv> hey he has to screw something when he gets to that age
    [17:34] <+Queenofmuffins> XD
    [17:34] <+Queenofmuffins> He's doing a reverse you
    [17:34] <@thsv> :(
    [17:34] <+Queenofmuffins> Being 80 and fucking 20 year olds, instead of being 20 and fucking 80 year old tranvestites
    [17:34] <@thsv> that only happened once
    [17:35] <@thsv> damn

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    [16:37] <Queenofmuffins> Oh, I also have a giant penis

    Whether its part of 'her' body or just on call we'll never know
    Quote Originally Posted by Hand Banana View Post
    If Pow wrote the manga it would be accurate as fuck lol. I stand behind Pow(while humping his leg) on this one.
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    [12:55] < gin`away > Alpha^:
    [12:55] < gin`away > I cut my balls :(
    [12:55] < gin`away >
    [12:56] < gin`away > i shouldve gotten gilette instead of 1 use blades
    [01:08] < Wingzy > you shaving your balls?
    [01:08] < Wingzy > you must be a faggot
    [01:09] < gin`away > no, faggots shave everything
    [01:20] < Wingzy > ok
    [01:20] < Wingzy > you're a semi faggot then
    [01:22] < gin`away > hahaha

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    [01:31] <@Phixion> hows your pregnant chick Chris200
    [01:31] <Chris200> Moody
    [01:31] <REDXIII> why do u have a pregnant chick
    [01:32] <@Phixion> cause he poked his magic wand in it
    [01:32] <REDXIII> i was once in 40 seconds
    [01:32] <@Phixion> you fucked once for 40 seconds?
    [01:32] <REDXIII> but i cant remeber exactly everything cuz i was too drunk -_-
    [01:32] <@Phixion> poor you
    [01:33] <REDXIII> yeah

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    Quote Originally Posted by thsv View Post
    [16:37] <Queenofmuffins> Oh, I also have a giant penis

    Whether its part of 'her' body or just on call we'll never know
    Hey! I don't remember writing that! o_O

    (...But it does sound like something I'd say... XD)


    Let's get this party started.

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