IRC Epicness (Read at User's Discretion)

[[JUiCE]]

Oh, snap! :3

<Mister_Death> i hear you are rougher than sandpaper
<Phixion> you must have mistaken me for your moms vagina
<thsv> lol
<Phixion> dont ask how I know

LOL!

Reason why i should be getting on the IRC again..

[Mister Death]

[01:35] <Prostyle> its a known fact
[01:36] <Prostyle> man, I've always wanted to work @ McDonalds

[Asce]

Yes, I have returned.
* Diesuke thinks most of the mods are drug user/alcoholics
<Diesuke> they seem to be confused a lot and passing out
<Diesuke> [15:53] <!Chaos> and then passing out
<thsv> hmmm
<thsv> well
<thsv> phixion and i are rarely sober at the same time
<thsv> so there maybe some truth in that
<Diesuke> lol
<Chaos> except phixion lives in a country where he gets to nail hot blondes
<Chaos> and thsv has a penchant for nailing fat trannys
<Diesuke> lol
<Chaos> so they're...almost the same
<thsv> hey
<thsv> she wasn't a tranny
<thsv> i'm 85% sure she wasn't

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<Chaos> it's like rating a chick out of 10
<Chaos> the "chicks" thsv bags are 1's
<Chaos> and megan fox is a 10
<woofcat> Chaos: 11's exist.
<Chaos> woofcat, 11's are extremes people use because they're too lazy to readjust the scale
<thsv> why have you always got crap parade?
<thsv> wait
<thsv> why have you always got crap on my parade?
<thsv> damn
<thsv> why have you always got to crap on my parade?
<Chaos> lmao
<Chaos> outraged black man says what?
<thsv> I'll kill you little man
<thsv> right after i kick phixion into the canal
<thsv> and rob gino's house
<Chaos> don't touch gin's sister
<Chaos> she's too old for you
<thsv> i'm telling you
<thsv> theres no way she's 11


Not from #mangashare but still hilarious
<GamerOra> so, where to report somebody, because we've banned this guy 5 times?
<AWRyder> Right here or in #abuse
<Peorth> aye.
<AWRyder> GamerOra: Insert nick and channel into Peorth, and he'll return the answer.
<Peorth> ya
<Peorth> pm me the juicy bits, I'll make the bad men go away
<Peorth>
<GamerOra> alright, cool
* GamerOra has quit (Autokilled: Channel ban evasion will not be tolerated here.)
* GamerOra (~gamerora@1c25dec6.d022162.la.comcast.net) has joined #help
<AWRyder> Wait...
<Peorth> typo
<Peorth> carry on.

In hindsight, we should probably put thsv's "chicks" into the negatives. But that would defeat the purpose of the point I was trying to make.

[ashton]

00:54 strawsack • no im not 13
00:54 strawsack • im 11.5
00:54 strawsack • happy?
00:54 REDXIII • thats no age
00:54 strawsack • err
00:54 ashton • whatever, it's not worht it anymore, either i'll be abusing a child or i'll be played by a troll
00:54 strawsack • technically its 11 and a half
00:54 ashton • night
00:55 strawsack • night man
00:55 REDXIII • gute nacht
00:55 strawsack • guten nacht
00:55 strawsack • get ur spelling right for the love of god
00:55 REDXIII • of course
00:55 Xipe • I know a guy
00:55 REDXIII • me too
00:55 Xipe • who would love to be your friend
00:55 strawsack • rlly?
00:55 ashton • lol
00:55 Xipe • he is furry
00:56 Xipe • and brown
00:56 strawsack • any chick u know?
00:56 strawsack • im not tht interested in guys
00:56 ashton • lol
00:56 ashton • he knows a lot of chicks
00:56 ashton • he's collects them
00:56 strawsack • cool
00:56 strawsack • xipe add me in msn
00:56 Xipe • neh
00:56 strawsack • please
00:56 strawsack • =D
00:56 Xipe • I dun wanna ge t a knock on my door
00:56 Xipe • if you know what i mean..
00:57 strawsack • i will reward u for the chicks
00:57 ashton • lol
00:57 REDXIII • he polski
00:57 REDXIII • u wanted to go to bed
00:57 ashton • i wanted but lol
00:57 REDXIII • so u r still awake
00:57 strawsack • ashton = polski?
00:57 strawsack • i heard polsikis r gay, technically
00:57 REDXIII • pa nemoj tako,idi spavat da ovaj zacepi
00:58 ashton • um
00:58 ashton • chech ?
00:58 strawsack • forum rule: speak english
00:58 REDXIII • still nah
00:58 ashton • cos i can't figure this shit out
00:58 strawsack • !kb REDXIII
00:58 Xipe • que?
00:58 ashton • strawsack: technically i am gay
00:58 strawsack • !kb REDXIII
00:58 strawsack • woops
00:58 strawsack • i meant
00:58 strawsack • shit dsnt work
00:58 ashton • i like young boys
00:58 REDXIII • lol
00:58 strawsack • well if REDXIII is being too annoying
00:58 Xipe • mmmmmm
00:58 ashton • very young boys
00:58 strawsack • D F X will help me out
00:59 strawsack • ashton i am young boy
00:59 strawsack • r u young girl?
00:59 ashton • no
00:59 ashton • i'm old man
00:59 strawsack • oh
00:59 Xipe • what part of gay
00:59 strawsack • dnt talk to me
00:59 Xipe • do you not geT?
00:59 ashton • lol
00:59 strawsack • i'll have u in my ignore list


i might be tired but i lold so hard i couldn't leave chair.

[Phixion]

[17:33] <@thsv> [16:26] <Phixion> Ill just fuck prostitutes when Im 80
[17:33] <+Queenofmuffins> Oh
[17:33] <+Queenofmuffins> Ew
[17:33] <+Queenofmuffins> No
[17:33] <+Queenofmuffins> Just no.
[17:34] <@thsv> hey he has to screw something when he gets to that age
[17:34] <+Queenofmuffins> XD
[17:34] <+Queenofmuffins> He's doing a reverse you
[17:34] <@thsv> :(
[17:34] <+Queenofmuffins> Being 80 and fucking 20 year olds, instead of being 20 and fucking 80 year old tranvestites
[17:34] <@thsv> that only happened once
[17:35] <@thsv> damn

[thsv]

[16:37] <Queenofmuffins> Oh, I also have a giant penis

Whether its part of 'her' body or just on call we'll never know

[Mister Death]

[12:55] < gin`away > Alpha^:
[12:55] < gin`away > I cut my balls :(
[12:55] < gin`away >
[12:56] < gin`away > i shouldve gotten gilette instead of 1 use blades
[01:08] < Wingzy > you shaving your balls?
[01:08] < Wingzy > you must be a faggot
[01:09] < gin`away > no, faggots shave everything
[01:20] < Wingzy > ok
[01:20] < Wingzy > you're a semi faggot then
[01:22] < gin`away > hahaha

[Phixion]

[01:31] <@Phixion> hows your pregnant chick Chris200
[01:31] <Chris200> Moody
[01:31] <REDXIII> why do u have a pregnant chick
[01:32] <@Phixion> cause he poked his magic wand in it
[01:32] <REDXIII> i was once in 40 seconds
[01:32] <@Phixion> you fucked once for 40 seconds?
[01:32] <REDXIII> but i cant remeber exactly everything cuz i was too drunk -_-
[01:32] <@Phixion> poor you
[01:33] <REDXIII> yeah

[Queenofmuffins]

[16:37] <Queenofmuffins> Oh, I also have a giant penis

Whether its part of 'her' body or just on call we'll never know

Hey! I don't remember writing that! o_O

(...But it does sound like something I'd say... XD)