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  1. #1801
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    [03:37] <!Woofcat> so, one I was camping with Chaos,
    [03:37] <!Woofcat> he got black out drunk, and we were pretty hammered.
    [03:38] <!Woofcat> well I forget how it got started, but somehow a bic lighter wound up in his ass.
    [03:38] <!Woofcat> he never said anything ever.
    [03:38] <!Woofcat> I mean he had to have shit it out.
    [03:38] <!Chaos> this isn't true at all
    [03:38] <!Chaos> i said "fuck this burns"
    04[03:38] <Shinhan> ...
    04[03:38] <Shinhan> what kind of fucking story is this
    [03:39] <!Woofcat> There was no fucking
    04[03:39] <Shinhan> lighter in ass = fucking
    04[03:39] <Shinhan> of some sort
    [03:39] <+Mister_Death|Sleep> no
    [03:40] <!Chaos> Woofcat, you couldn't get a better crowd
    [03:40] <!Chaos> for the lighter in the asshole story?
    [03:40] <!Chaos> you disappoint me
    [03:40] <thsv> ...
    [03:40] <thsv> wow
    04[03:40] <Shinhan> lol
    [03:40] <thsv> what a story to wake up to
    [03:40] <+Mister_Death|Sleep> lol

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    [9:11PM] ninjastik joined the chat room. (9:11PM)
    [9:11PM] ninjastik was granted voice by Geek. (9:11PM)
    [9:11PM] Shinhan: they're thinking
    [9:11PM] Shinhan: FUCK
    [9:11PM] ninjastik: FUCK
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    J.A.C. ****** Mister Death's Avatar
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    [11:44] <knexx> Shinhan
    [11:44] <knexx> guess where i am in right now
    [11:44] <knexx> #JACGroup!
    [11:44] <knexx> #JACGroup !
    [11:44] <Mister_Death|Sleep> lol
    [11:44] <Chaos> he's also inside of me
    [11:44] <Chaos> wait what
    [11:44] <Mister_Death|Sleep> lol

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    Thsv needs to stop drinking. It's affecting his kickin' skillz.

    * Queenofmuffins pokes Shinhan with a chopstick
    * thsv pokes Queenofmuffins with something.....
    * Queenofmuffins doesn't feel it because it's so small
    <Queenofmuffins> Oh snap :3
    <Shinhan> zing
    <thsv> burn!!!
    <thsv> oh wait
    <Shinhan> thsv has my back biotch!
    =-= Shinhan was booted from #mangashare by thsv (shit rolls downhill)
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    <thsv> wait
    <Queenofmuffins> Oh snap again
    =-= YOU (Queenofmuffins) have been booted from #mangashare by thsv (shit rolls downhill)
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    <Queenofmuffins> ...
    <Queenofmuffins> this is going in the IRC thread
    <Queenofmuffins> as another monument to thsv's fail


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  5. #1805
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    Woofcat> I eat a lot of sandwiches, who doesn’t man, sandwiches are easy to eat. But I hate sandwiches at New York deli’s, too much fuckin’ meat on the sandwich. It’s like a cow with a cracker on either side. “What would you like sir?” “A pastrami sandwich.” “Anything else?” “Yeah, a loaf of bread and some other people.” “What kind of bread?” “Rye... no, fuck, banana... you got banana bread?” “What kind of chees
    <Woofcat> e?” “Cottage.” “Get the fuck out! I’m not makin’ a banana bread, pastrami, cottage cheese sandwich. That will severely ruin my reputation.”
    <Woofcat> Man
    <Woofcat> I had a parrot that talked, but it did not say it was hungry, so it died.
    <Woofcat> I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks shit.
    <Woofcat> If you find yourself lost in the woods, fuck it! Build a house. "Well, I was lost, but now I live here. I have severely improved my predicament."
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    <[JUiCE]> lmao
    <[JUiCE]> this is good
    <Woofcat> Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. "Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic." "Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupus" One of those two doesn't sound right.
    <[Ikki]> are you still saying all that stuff Woofcat?
    <Woofcat> Do you think when the guy came up with the idea to invent a bong, a black light popped up over this head?
    <Woofcat> I like vending machines because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store often times I will drop it, so that it achieves its maximum flavor potential.
    <[Ikki]> ._.
    <Mister_Death> lol
    <[JUiCE]> lol
    <Woofcat> Thirteen's an unlucky number, right? Well, then so should the letter “B” be, cuz “B” looks like a scrunched together 13. “Hello, what is your name?” “Bob.” “Get the fuck away!”
    <[JUiCE]> lmao
    Woofcat> If I were to give a duck bread, I'd give 'em that Pepperidge Farm bread, that shit's is fancy -- its wrapped twice. So you open it, and it still ain't open. That's why I don't buy it, I don't need another step between me and toast.
    Woofcat> I shouldn't do this joke, cuz it's gonna ruin my cover. But, I like the FedEx driver, because he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it! And he's always on time.
    <[Ikki]> where the hell are you pulling these from?
    <Mister_Death> lol
    <Woofcat> I saw a guy juggling chain saws. It was cool. But unless something needed to be sawed down, then it's just annoying. "C'mon, Rick, can we use one?"

  6. #1806
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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!.

    I was getting wasted and I missed drunken Woofcat. FUCK!

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    How many times is this going to happen...? o_O

    <Phixion> !k Phixion
    =-= Phixion was booted from #mangashare by Geek (Requested)
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    <Queenofmuffins> LOL
    <thsv> lol
    =-= thsv was booted from #mangashare by Phixion (not funny)
    * Queenofmuffins goes to IRC fail thread
    -->| thsv (~aburah29@25a73dd4.28ba3a9e.bb.sky.com) has joined #mangashare
    <thsv> lol
    <Queenofmuffins> Don't kick meeeee <3
    <Phixion> you do know you tempt me by saying that
    <thsv> !k Geek
    =-= thsv was booted from #mangashare by Geek (Oops!)
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    <thsv> bastard
    <thsv> how could i forget that?
    <thsv> now where was i?
    <Queenofmuffins> ...
    <Queenofmuffins> Did you both...just kick yourself...?
    <Queenofmuffins> how much have you drunk today? o_O
    <thsv> ah yes
    <thsv> raging fangirls and why i've calmed down my muffinlust


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  8. #1808
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    [17:37] <thsv> lol
    [17:38] <thsv> i just remembered zidane|afk can't remember the last time germany won the wc
    [17:39] <zidane|afk> wut?
    [17:39] <zidane|afk> I was like 6 months and shat in my pants
    [17:39] <zidane|afk> so stfu

    Seems I was wrong.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hand Banana View Post
    If Pow wrote the manga it would be accurate as fuck lol. I stand behind Pow(while humping his leg) on this one.
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    Oh, snap! :3

    <Mister_Death> i hear you are rougher than sandpaper
    <Phixion> you must have mistaken me for your moms vagina
    <thsv> lol
    <Phixion> dont ask how I know


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  10. #1810
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    Quote Originally Posted by Queenofmuffins View Post
    Oh, snap! :3

    <Mister_Death> i hear you are rougher than sandpaper
    <Phixion> you must have mistaken me for your moms vagina
    <thsv> lol
    <Phixion> dont ask how I know
    Nice. No one needs to know how we got to this point^^
    Quote Originally Posted by Hand Banana View Post
    If Pow wrote the manga it would be accurate as fuck lol. I stand behind Pow(while humping his leg) on this one.
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