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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikiz View Post
    Nu...! You took away Woofcat's "Onii-chan!":

    [20:10] <+Einlander> dr pepper is the nastiest substance ive ever tasted
    [20:10] <+Einlander> second only to robitussen
    [20:11] <!Chaos> ...
    [20:11] <!Chaos> DR PEPPER IS BETTER THAN KOOL AID
    [20:11] <+Einlander> i'd drink diet soda with splenda before i drink dr. pepper
    [20:11] <!Chaos> the gauntlets have been thrown
    [20:11] <+Einlander> OH NO YOU DIDNT
    [20:11] <+Einlander> ITS ON
    [20:11] <!Woofcat> Onii-Chan!
    [20:11] <!Chaos> ...
    [20:11] <!Chaos> wow that was odd
    [20:11] <+Einlander> LE ME PUT DOWN MY GRAP DRANK
    [20:12] <%nagumo> wtf...?
    [20:12] <@DFX> ....lol
    I agree with the Doctah. That was odd. If it had been Wingzy however.....
    Quote Originally Posted by Hand Banana View Post
    If Pow wrote the manga it would be accurate as fuck lol. I stand behind Pow(while humping his leg) on this one.
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    Bra shopping in japan :o

    [14:36] <+Queenofmuffins> My story is entitled, "Queenofmuffins attempts Bra shopping in Japan..."
    [14:36] * @thsv sits up
    [14:37] <@thsv> br..br....br....
    [14:37] <@thsv> damn you
    [14:37] <@thsv> lured again
    [14:37] <+Queenofmuffins> Finally
    [14:37] <+Queenofmuffins> So I'm shopping in Nakano Broadway today, (nerd central <3)
    [14:38] <+Queenofmuffins> and there's a discount shops that sells underwear, with some very cute Japanese bra's for about \300 yen ($4)
    [14:38] <+Queenofmuffins> I was like "HELL YES"
    [14:38] <+Queenofmuffins> So I go in, and after awhile the old shop lady notices I'm just staring aimlessly at all the bras
    [14:39] <+Queenofmuffins> She comes up and asks me my size, and I tell her, hoping she knows what that is in Japanese measurements
    [14:39] <+Queenofmuffins> She has no clue
    [14:39] <+Queenofmuffins> so she suggests a "fitting"
    [14:39] <+Queenofmuffins> I say sure, why not
    [14:39] <@thsv> she groped you?
    [14:40] <+Queenofmuffins> She tells me to take my coat off, and so I figure a fitting- sure, some measuring tape around the chest?
    [14:40] <+Queenofmuffins> There's no changing room
    [14:40] <@thsv>
    [14:40] <+Queenofmuffins> She tells me to take ALL of it off
    [14:40] <@thsv> \o/
    [14:40] <+Queenofmuffins> in the corner of the store
    [14:40] <@thsv> \o/ \o/
    [14:40] <+Queenofmuffins> Of course I was like "Uh...NO"
    [14:41] <@thsv> boo
    [14:41] <+Queenofmuffins> So she goes, "Don't worry. I'll hold up this and cover you"
    [14:41] <@thsv> \o/ \o/ \o/
    [14:41] <+Queenofmuffins> and holds up this bit of pratically see-through material
    [14:41] <+Queenofmuffins> I can see her outline through it
    [14:41] <+Queenofmuffins> but I figure that's enough privacy
    [14:41] <@thsv> \o/ \o/ \o/ for the old perverted woman
    [14:41] <+Queenofmuffins> except there's a mirror to my right
    [14:41] * @thsv nosebleeds
    [14:42] <+Queenofmuffins> She hands me this cute pink one, which is unfortunetly a Japanese D 75, and does not fit at all
    [14:42] <+Queenofmuffins> And while I'm changing she keeps shifting around so the material keeps dipping up and down
    [14:43] <+Queenofmuffins> I'm pretty sure she can see me but I figure, eh. She's Japanese and bathes in public. She's seen it before.
    [14:43] <+Queenofmuffins> So she hands me more larger sizes to try them on
    [14:44] <+Queenofmuffins> she hands me this Japanese E 85, which she pulls these "sponges" out of
    [14:44] <+Queenofmuffins> and this is the bad but
    [14:44] <+Queenofmuffins> *bit
    [14:45] <@thsv> it gets worse?
    [14:45] <+Queenofmuffins> it's a bit loose, so she goes "put the sponges back in" while I'm wearing it. I ask her how, expecting her to tell me, instead she grabs it, and shoves her hand under my bra to put it up there
    [14:45] <+Queenofmuffins> I just got groped by a 65 year old Japanese woman
    [14:45] <@thsv> \o/ \o/ \o/ for the old perverted woman
    [14:45] * @thsv nudges Phixion
    [14:45] <@thsv> i told you she'd never see through my disguise

    thsv is definitely the most perverted

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phixion View Post
    Bra shopping in japan :o
    thsv is definitely the most perverted
    <thsv> excellent story Queenofmuffins
    <thsv> now
    <thsv> can we verify Asce's whereabouts at the time this was happening?
    <Phixion|afk> was that old lady wearing gay earrings and a necklace?


    Let's get this party started.

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    Woofcat Knows his Facts

    <!Woofcat> Fun fact.
    <!Woofcat> on D-Day the SS killed 12 captured Canadians
    <!Woofcat> so for the rest of the war, Whenever we captured SS / Gestapo we shot them in the head.
    <Chris200> What about the pther Captured Canadians?
    <Chris200> other*
    <!Woofcat> They were fine?
    <Chris200> Were they?
    <Chris200> they got scared for life
    <!Woofcat> The SS got shot in the head, it was a fair trade.

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    Got to be Shinhan for me, He dickrides the mods like there's no tomorrow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phixion View Post
    Bra shopping in japan :o

    [14:36] <+Queenofmuffins> My story is entitled, "Queenofmuffins attempts Bra shopping in Japan..."
    [14:36] * @thsv sits up
    [14:37] <@thsv> br..br....br....
    [14:37] <@thsv> damn you
    [14:37] <@thsv> lured again
    [14:37] <+Queenofmuffins> Finally
    [14:37] <+Queenofmuffins> So I'm shopping in Nakano Broadway today, (nerd central <3)
    [14:38] <+Queenofmuffins> and there's a discount shops that sells underwear, with some very cute Japanese bra's for about \300 yen ($4)
    [14:38] <+Queenofmuffins> I was like "HELL YES"
    [14:38] <+Queenofmuffins> So I go in, and after awhile the old shop lady notices I'm just staring aimlessly at all the bras
    [14:39] <+Queenofmuffins> She comes up and asks me my size, and I tell her, hoping she knows what that is in Japanese measurements
    [14:39] <+Queenofmuffins> She has no clue
    [14:39] <+Queenofmuffins> so she suggests a "fitting"
    [14:39] <+Queenofmuffins> I say sure, why not
    [14:39] <@thsv> she groped you?
    [14:40] <+Queenofmuffins> She tells me to take my coat off, and so I figure a fitting- sure, some measuring tape around the chest?
    [14:40] <+Queenofmuffins> There's no changing room
    [14:40] <@thsv>
    [14:40] <+Queenofmuffins> She tells me to take ALL of it off
    [14:40] <@thsv> \o/
    [14:40] <+Queenofmuffins> in the corner of the store
    [14:40] <@thsv> \o/ \o/
    [14:40] <+Queenofmuffins> Of course I was like "Uh...NO"
    [14:41] <@thsv> boo
    [14:41] <+Queenofmuffins> So she goes, "Don't worry. I'll hold up this and cover you"
    [14:41] <@thsv> \o/ \o/ \o/
    [14:41] <+Queenofmuffins> and holds up this bit of pratically see-through material
    [14:41] <+Queenofmuffins> I can see her outline through it
    [14:41] <+Queenofmuffins> but I figure that's enough privacy
    [14:41] <@thsv> \o/ \o/ \o/ for the old perverted woman
    [14:41] <+Queenofmuffins> except there's a mirror to my right
    [14:41] * @thsv nosebleeds
    [14:42] <+Queenofmuffins> She hands me this cute pink one, which is unfortunetly a Japanese D 75, and does not fit at all
    [14:42] <+Queenofmuffins> And while I'm changing she keeps shifting around so the material keeps dipping up and down
    [14:43] <+Queenofmuffins> I'm pretty sure she can see me but I figure, eh. She's Japanese and bathes in public. She's seen it before.
    [14:43] <+Queenofmuffins> So she hands me more larger sizes to try them on
    [14:44] <+Queenofmuffins> she hands me this Japanese E 85, which she pulls these "sponges" out of
    [14:44] <+Queenofmuffins> and this is the bad but
    [14:44] <+Queenofmuffins> *bit
    [14:45] <@thsv> it gets worse?
    [14:45] <+Queenofmuffins> it's a bit loose, so she goes "put the sponges back in" while I'm wearing it. I ask her how, expecting her to tell me, instead she grabs it, and shoves her hand under my bra to put it up there
    [14:45] <+Queenofmuffins> I just got groped by a 65 year old Japanese woman
    [14:45] <@thsv> \o/ \o/ \o/ for the old perverted woman
    [14:45] * @thsv nudges Phixion
    [14:45] <@thsv> i told you she'd never see through my disguise

    thsv is definitely the most perverted
    LOL
    damn, i missed it..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Queenofmuffins View Post
    <thsv> excellent story Queenofmuffins
    <thsv> now
    <thsv> can we verify Asce's whereabouts at the time this was happening?
    <Phixion|afk> was that old lady wearing gay earrings and a necklace?
    Asce was busy pounding pussy that don't require him to renew his passport to enter.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Asce View Post
    Asce was busy pounding pussy that don't require him to renew his passport to enter.
    Now where's the fun in not travelling ridiculously stupid distances in search of pussy and cheap booze?
    Quote Originally Posted by Hand Banana View Post
    If Pow wrote the manga it would be accurate as fuck lol. I stand behind Pow(while humping his leg) on this one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thsv View Post
    Now where's the fun in not travelling ridiculously stupid distances in search of pussy and cheap booze?
    Says the guy who ended up drunkenly holding his dick in his hand as the 2 girls he was with left.


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    ... lol....


    Good story queenie..

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    Phimosis and Smegma, killer combo?

    <Einlander[mobile]> phimosis > smegma
    <[JUiCE]> .wiki phimosis
    <[einbot]> [Wiki phimosis] Phimosis (fi-mo'sis, fi-), from the Greek phimos (f?ยต?? ("muzzle")), is a condition where, in men, the male foreskin cannot be fully retracted from the head of the penis. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phimosis
    <Shinhan> eww
    <Shinhan> .wiki dick cheese
    <[einbot]> [Wiki dick cheese] Dick cheese may refer to: Slang term for smegma, a secretion of mammalian genitals; Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine, a cover band and comedy act http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_cheese
    <Einlander[mobile]> phimosis + smegma is a killer combo
    <[JUiCE]> LOL
    <Einlander[mobile]> need a qtip to clean that

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