IRC Epicness (Read at User's Discretion)

[MountainLionLink]

[18:20] <Mountainlionlink> be back in a white people

Did I ever come back in a white people?

[Whitebeard]

I feel like a god:

[00:21] <Whitebeard> Mountainlionlink!
[00:21] <Mountainlionlink> yawn
[00:21] <Whitebeard> remember when I said that Pein is Naruto's uncle?
[00:21] <Mountainlionlink> Yes;m?
[00:21] <Mountainlionlink> yeah
[00:22] <Whitebeard> I think I started a Narutard cult
[00:22] <Whitebeard> okay
[00:22] <Whitebeard> Guys
[00:22] <ninjastik> tell them pein is naruto's grandpa
[00:22] <Whitebeard> this was my post in the discussion thread
[00:22] <Whitebeard> http://www.mangashare.com/forums/sho...?t=1231&page=4
[00:22] <Mountainlionlink> eh, its naruto fans
[00:22] <Whitebeard> and this was the other post made by K-Oz
[00:22] <Whitebeard> http://www.mangashare.com/forums/sho...2&postcount=18
[00:23] <Mountainlionlink> give them a idea that seems acceptable, and they will run with it until it's dead
[00:23] <Whitebeard> I officially have started a retard Naruto Theory that I dont even believe in

[Jink]

* knexx is now known as knexx|gtgbb
* knexx|gtgbb has left #mangashare
<|Sushi|> why did he bother changing his name to say "gotta go, bye bye"
<Jink> lmfao
<Jink> HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
<Jink> i almost chocked on my sausage

[Sushi]

* knexx is now known as knexx|gtgbb
* knexx|gtgbb has left #mangashare
<|Sushi|> why did he bother changing his name to say "gotta go, bye bye"
<Jink> lmfao
<Jink> HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
<Jink> i almost chocked on my sausage

you suck, you edited out the part about pein and jiraiya.

<|Sushi|> "I've seen threads about Jiraiya, Zetsu, Pein, and finally this blue-haired woman being related to Naruto. That's 4 people."
<|Sushi|> its funny
<|Sushi|> because
<|Sushi|> jiraiya and pein are going to turn out to be related to naruto probably
<|Sushi|> lol
<Jink> lmao

heres a good one

<Jink> me and whitebeard make a perfect team
<ninjastik> what?
<Jink> what?
<Jink> what?
<Jink> Sushi where'd you go
<|Sushi|> what?
<Jink> what?
<|Sushi|> i left because you said that
<|Sushi|> you and WB made the perfect team
<|Sushi|> it made me sad :(
<Jink> dont be said Sushi-chan :(
<|Sushi|> BUT I WANT TO BE SAID
<Spades> no gay love here!
* Spades shakes fist
<|Sushi|> I WANT BE SAID, AGAIN AND AGAIN
<Jink> i'm about to have a heart attack
<ninjastik> gay cowboy song time?
<Archiel> this quite possibly may be the gayest moment on this channel
<Spades> ...
<Spades> yes ninjastik
<Jink> SUSHI CHAN T_______T <33
<Spades> there once were two cowboys on the trail
<Spades> and they dis-covered they could have sex with another male
<Spades> now they're having gay sex
* ninjastik has quit IRC (Quit: queer)
<Archiel> ...
<|Sushi|> JINK-CHWAAAAAAN
<|Sushi|> *tears*
<|Sushi|> *runs to Jink-chwan in slow-mo, arms open*
<Archiel> damn boy love
<Jink> EMBRACE ME SUSHI!!!!!!!
<|Sushi|> *runs past Jink-chwan and hugs Spades*
<|Sushi|> *gets kick-banned*
<Jink> lets all hug Spades
<Jink> woofcat you get in this too
<Woofcat> ?
<Spades> ....
<Spades> i think people
<Spades> are trying to group hug me

[MountainLionLink]

<|Sushi|> *runs past Jink-chwan and hugs Spades*
<|Sushi|> *gets kick-banned*
<Jink> lets all hug Spades
<Jink> woofcat you get in this too
<Woofcat> ?
<Spades> ....
<Spades> i think people
<Spades> are trying to group hug me

What the bloody hell? I leave for thirty minutes and I see that the IRC channel has become something similar to that of a late night HBO for women?

Plus, we all know what type of "hugs" that Jink and Sushi give out. It's not the PBS children friendly hugs.

[Sushi]

<Jink> OH SHYT
<Jink> anyone know
<Jink> that little girl
<Jink> in Lucky Star
<|Sushi|> the blue haired one
<Jink> at the end she does the news reports things
<|Sushi|> that everyone wants to fuck?
<Jink> nah
<|Sushi|> oh
<|Sushi|> her
<|Sushi|> yea
<Jink> i found
<Jink> the HOTTEST
<|Sushi|> give it to me
<|Sushi|> NOW
<|Sushi|> nOWNWOWNWO
<Jink> hentai pic of her ever
<Jink> seriously
<|Sushi|> NWOWWNOWNWOW
<Jink> its like
<|Sushi|> NOW
<|Sushi|> NOW
<|Sushi|> NOW
<|Sushi|> GIVE IT
<Jink> all my fantasies
<|Sushi|> ME
<Mountainlionlink> ha ha ha
<|Sushi|> GIVE
<Jink> mixed into one
<|Sushi|> jesus
<|Sushi|> give it
<Jink> IT FUCKING GIVES ME RAGING BONERS OF MAD FURY
<|Sushi|> my dick is already out, give
<Jink> uploading it now
<|Sushi|> aaaaaagh
<Mountainlionlink> ha ha ha
<Mountainlionlink> man I'm going to miss this
<|Sushi|> its probably a zoomed-in picture of his anus

[Asce]

<|Sushi|> they are just young enough to rape
<Spades|sleep> |Sushi|.....
<Spades|sleep> one of these days
<Spades|sleep> you're gonna get gang raped
<Spades|sleep> and then killed
<Spades|sleep> then you'll be like
<Spades|sleep> "why did i talk about raping little kids?"
<|Sushi|> its probably going to happen during my trip to philly
<Jink> i live in philly
<Archiel> thats most likely how its gonna happen
<Spades|sleep> |Sushi|, is raped by Jink
<Spades|sleep> cries
<Spades|sleep> comes home
<Archiel> its not really rape then
<Spades|sleep> and they both tell the story at once
<Spades|sleep> no cause
<Spades|sleep> |Sushi|, won't know
<Spades|sleep> it's Jink
<|Sushi|> oh yea
<Spades|sleep> Jink: man i raped this awesome kid
<Spades|sleep> |Sushi|: i got raped by this mean man...
<|Sushi|> D:
<|Sushi|> lol
<Archiel> rofl
<|Sushi|> actually
<|Sushi|> i got raped by this awesome man-chwan. <3
<|Sushi|> lolzlzlz
<Jink> lawls

Well then......

[MountainLionLink]

<Archiel> 71. If you have a penis, you're a rapist
<Archiel> 72. If it's Tuesday, you're a rapist. Doesn't matter who the fuck you are.
<Angelic_Error> 79. If you've ever masturbated, then you've taken advantage of yourself and you're a rapist.

Hmm so is that why I always feel dirty on the inside?

[Asce]

No the reason is because you touch yo--...oh wait..nevermind you're right.

<ninjastik> iono how to spell testosterone
* Spades pokes Archiel
<Spades> that's cause you have none!
<Spades> zing
<Mountainlionlink> wow, fail-u-r-e
<ninjastik> ouch
* ninjastik was dealt a critical blow
<Spades> faitality ninjastik

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<Archiel> what porn folder
<ninjastik> my porn folder is nickednamed system satbal
<Spades> my porn folder is on my external
<Mountainlionlink> hide porn in printers and faxes
<Spades> hidden in a folder called "junk"
<Spades> with 6 folders
<Mountainlionlink> no one will look there
<Spades> and each of those 6
<Spades> have antoher 6
<ninjastik> junk is the first place i search
<Spades> and in those 6
<Spades> there are 3
<Spades> and in each 3
<ninjastik> in mine
<Spades> there is nothing
<ninjastik> it's in a book mark
<ninjastik> but you need to go up one level
<ninjastik> then unhide it
<Spades> sigh ninjastik
<Spades> maybe i'll create a locked folder
<ninjastik> so it's the most hidden thing i've eva made
<Spades> or something
<Spades> if that's possible
* Spades goes locking folders
<Mountainlionlink> locked folders
<Mountainlionlink> the bane of people
<ninjastik> i was thinking about encrypting mine but i decided against it
<ninjastik> it made the text green and suspicious
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* Heihouka is now known as Hei|fap
<Hei|fap> XD
<Mountainlionlink> yep
<Whitebeard> bbl
* Hei|fap is now known as Heihouka
<Heihouka> Meh, Imma leave.
<Spades> uhhhhhh
<Spades> that was a quick fap
* Spades concludes Heihouka is a quick shot
<Hei|mangaserve> <.<
<Hei|mangaserve> Thanks, I'm honored.
<Spades> TRICKERY!
<Hei|mangaserve> Though that was a joke
<Spades> :O
<Spades> liar
<Hei|mangaserve> The fapping starts here
<Spades> *cue mortal combat music*
<Mountainlionlink> well I'm not playing this game
<Mountainlionlink> I has no quarters

[Whitebeard]

[16:56] <WB|HXH> http://www.mangashare.com/forums/sho...85&postcount=1
[16:57] <WB|HXH> Fuckers are stealing my joke Ideas from all over the place
[16:57] <Heihouka> Hah.
[16:57] <Heihouka> I know that feeling.
[16:58] <Heihouka> Though I only get my jokes stolen, not my joke ideas.
[16:59] <WB|HXH> fucking narutards taking me seriously.....
[17:00] <Heihouka> Narutards would take a rabbit seriously if it said the world was about to end.
[17:00] <WB|HXH> only if it were a ninja rabbit
[17:00] <Heihouka> That'd be awesome
[17:00] <Heihouka> Why doesn't anyone have that summon?
[17:01] <WB|HXH> lol
[17:01] <WB|HXH> Maybe Santa Claus can summon the easter bunny
[17:01] <Heihouka> XD