IRC Epicness (Read at User's Discretion)

[ReshenKusaga]

how interesting >_<

i didn't know asce's bowel functions were so interesting

[Asce]

how interesting >_<

i didn't know asce's bowel functions were so interesting

You know it.

[Deadfire]

hmm....

15:41… × @AscE sighs
15:41… @AscE: i missed the string of COCK jokes
15:42… Mikessc88: use your imiagination
15:42… @AscE: do you even know what COCK is?
15:42… @AscE: i don't think you understand the deep meaning of COCK
15:42… ut2004player: ....
15:42… Mikessc88: Acse I really don't feel I want to continue this convo
15:43… × @AscE shrugs
15:43… @AscE: suit yourself
15:45… ut2004player has quit IRC (Quit: later)
15:46… darkdgn has left #mangashare
15:54… joetf has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 360 seconds)


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15:58… +Icedman: >_>
15:58… +Icedman: cock means:I have the right to screw women
15:59… Iridani: maybe in YOUR dicktionary...
16:00… @AscE: lol
16:00… @AscE: in the dicktionary, the word icedman doesn't exist cause he doesn't have one
16:00… @AscE: oddly enough, Deadfire is listed four times...
16:02… Iridani: and you're listed in the ass end of the dicktionary Asce

oddly enough I found this amusing...

[Xeperu]

ut2004failure decided to be an annoying fucknut.

this resulted

<ut2004player> Hey Hey Dakkon
<Dakkon> hey fucknut
<Dakkon> sup fagball
<ut2004player> ?
<Dakkon> what’s this whiney shit
Xeperu> i don’t know
<Dakkon> you got kicked in the e-shins son
Xeperu> some 15 year old shit trying to prove a point
<Dakkon> oic
<Dakkon> fascinating
<ut2004player> ...such vulgarity...first Xeperu now Dakkon.
<Dakkon> hey xeperu
<Dakkon> what’s cooking
<ut2004player> its spreading.
4NOTICE: Automatic Ghosting has been disabled due to nickname change.
* Xeperu is now known as xeper_monocle
* Dakkon is now known as Dakkon_tophat
xeper_monocle> well I say
<Dakkon_tophat> I say, confrere, have you perceived the Financial Times this morning
<Dakkon_tophat> Astonishing results in the iron market.
xeper_monocle> My maid has shown me the articles it contained, and I must agree the iron market is quiet profitable nowadays.
<Dakkon_tophat> I concur with your maid! hohoho!
xeper_monocle> She is a real connaisseur of good investments, I say.
<Dakkon_tophat> I reminisce the time I acquired my first bullion.
<Dakkon_tophat> It was of magnificent quality.
xeper_monocle> Yes indeed kind sir, it was quite exquisite-t-t-t-t-t-t
<Dakkon_tophat> exquisite-t-t-t-t-t indeed, good lord
xeper_monocle> Well I say, we have ourselves a little child on our hands here.
<Dakkon_tophat> Have we now.
xeper_monocle> How are your coal mine children these days?
<Dakkon_tophat> Oh, I shan't complain. Nor will they.
<Dakkon_tophat> If you understand my meaning, mon amice
xeper_monocle> It is of the same situation here, my gold mine is being operated at 110 per cent of normal, and we only lost 167 of the little ruffians in the last fortnight.
<Dakkon_tophat> Them impugnant simpletons. I spit at their existence.
<Dakkon_tophat> I scoff at their unintelligible dwelling on this earthly plane.
Session Time: Mon May 26 00:00:00 2008
<Dakkon_tophat> Also, retards
xeper_monocle> Also dongs.
<Dakkon_tophat> Retards are gay. It's in last week's Barron's.
<Dakkon_tophat> I recommend you to refer to page 6 through 12.
xeper_monocle> I concur, and I shall ask the maid to bring me last week's Barron's, I have not read it on account of an emergency flight to Zaire to inspect the oil wells.
<Dakkon_tophat> You may have caught up with this week's Barron's article on Negros are black. Fascinating debacle.
xeper_monocle> I would not have know wise lord, I had always thought they painted them in that exquisite manner.
<Dakkon_tophat> What compelling theorem.
xeper_monocle> Yes indeed.
xeper_monocle> I shall ask the porter tomorrow if he is indeed unpainted and born in the way of the ape.
<Dakkon_tophat> Now you mention it I am intrigued by the paradigm, them being black and what amount of paint it would require.
<Dakkon_tophat> And what waste it is of paint, because of AIDS.
xeper_monocle> OW yes, the AIDS, did you know we have lost over fifty hundred prime bucks in out Gambian enterprise?
<Dakkon_tophat> If you are wondering, ut2004player, if I'm going to hell for this, the answer is "no" because I've already booked a ticket northwards.
<Dakkon_tophat> Good lord.
xeper_monocle> He IS thick, I know.
<Dakkon_tophat> repugnantly.
xeper_monocle> Did not the prince of darkness come to my diamond mine when he dies?
<Dakkon_tophat> Thankfully we manage a vast income from the copper mines.
xeper_monocle> I think my lawyers arranged that bargain.
<Dakkon_tophat> I think we arranged a buy-out with the good man.
<Dakkon_tophat> Besides we can always opt out on the contract. I arranged that line by writing it with nanotechnology on the edge of the paper.
<Dakkon_tophat> I daresay I am more cunning than the devil. Hehehe!
xeper_monocle> Indeed kind chap. Ha.Ha.
xeper_monocle> Also I shall retire to the master suite now, the mistress is waiting for me.
<Dakkon_tophat> Apropos, I shall do likewise. I just landed from Tokyo and I am on a fly-through towards Washington to slap some sense into the president.
xeper_monocle> Yes indeed, tell dear old George we just HAVE to get together for biscuits one of these days.
<Dakkon_tophat> God that man will never learn, but it's such unadulterated fun to pummel him around.
<Dakkon_tophat> I shall. Marvelous.
* Dakkon_tophat tips hat.
xeper_monocle> I salute you then.
xeper_monocle> Au revoir!
<Dakkon_tophat> cheerio then amice.
* Dakkon_tophat is now known as Dakkon_tiphat

[Sangaz]

There are very few people who can stand talking to ut, The guy's an idiot.

It still pisses me off that he thinks naruto is better than Cowboy Bebop and pretty much any other anime, His opinion on any subject is retarded.

[Redfuzzy]

He's Mister Death's favorite victim, just read the last page and you'll know what I mean.

[Xeperu]

There are very few people who can stand talking to ut, The guy's an idiot.

It still pisses me off that he thinks naruto is better than Cowboy Bebop and pretty much any other anime, His opinion on any subject is retarded.

Thanks, thats some valuable information :3

[Asce]

<Mister_Death> Girls are just Stupid
<AscE> did Mister_Death just come out of the closet?
<Deadfire> AscE he admited he doesn't like girls
<Deadfire> so... very possibly
<Deadfire> :p
<Mister_Death> no way to answer that without it saying im gay
<AscE> <Mister_Death> no way to answer that without it saying im gay
<AscE> so, you're gay
<AscE> got it
<Mister_Death> no
<Mister_Death> im not
<AscE> that's shocking
<AscE> cause everything else suggests you are
<Deadfire> AscE must quote for proof
<Deadfire> and post on the interent
<Deadfire> *internet
<AscE>
<Deadfire> once it's there it has to be true

And here we are...it's now indisputable truth.
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*bump*

<AscE|afk> if you still have complaints, my balls are open for licking
<Archiel|TS> excellent

[Archiel]

<AscE|afk> if you still have complaints, my balls are open for licking
<Archiel|TS> excellent

Crap...last time I ever talk on irc while trying to rush through a TS job...ass...

[ImotoChan]

<AscE|afk> if you still have complaints, my balls are open for licking
<Archiel|TS> excellent

Why do I have a feeling that that wasn't really what Archiel was excellent-ing at.. Asce, you're on IRC too much. :|