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**thsv** · 03-26-2008, 10:57 PM

[22:53] <redfuzzy> Asce plays with redfuzzy's mom's tits
[22:53] <redfuzzy> it's at times like these when I wish I was an op

i don't understand what led to the second comment, but i'm sure someone will explain

btw redfuzzy = Redsquirrel

The Story of Woofcat

[22:59] <Asce> allow me to tell you the story of Woofcat
[22:59] <Asce> he was once a cat
[23:00] <Asce> quick and always ready to pounce
[23:00] <Asce> one day he got curious
[23:00] <Asce> and thought to himself
[23:00] <Asce> "what if i could bark?"
[23:00] <Asce> so he had vigorous sex with a dog
[23:00] <Asce> little did he know
[23:00] <Asce> that the dog's hole was so big it had it's own gravitational field
[23:00] <Asce> and it sucked Woofcat in
[23:00] <Asce> Woofcat's DNA was fused with the dogs
[23:01] <Woofcat> the name "woofcat" is like the dread pirate Robert's
[23:01] <Asce> and in a battle of genetics, will, and bodily secretions
[23:01] <Woofcat> its passed on generation to generation
[23:01] <Asce> Woofcat, managed to maintain dominance, and the creature took the form of a cat
[23:01] <Asce> however...the cat could never meow again
[23:01] <Asce> for it was forced to woof for all eternity
[23:01] <Asce> and that redfuzzy, is how babies are made

WARNING: Only Asce, Bluds, Franky and maybe NPG and Mr.Death get away with this sort of thing as far as Woofcat's concerned. You've been warned n00bs, if you try it, it will end in tears.

**Redfuzzy** · 03-26-2008, 11:08 PM

Apparently Asce wasn't done with stories for the day

Origins of Commie/Deadfire

Asce: now then
Asce: the story about commie...
Asce: he's gay
Asce: there's no story
Asce: the end
redfuzzy: lol
*** Commie is now known as Deadfire
*** Mode change "+h Deadfire" on #mangashare by ChanServ
redfuzzy: what about deadfire
Asce: commie was burned for his homosexuality
Deadfire: yes what about Deadfire?
Asce: and he died, but he was a flamer
Asce: so as a result
Asce: he is now a dead-fire
redfuzzy: is he our loved mangashare fire guy come to life?
Asce: ...uhh no
Deadfire: I'm loved?
Asce: our mangashare mascot is cool
Asce: never associate him with homosexuals
Asce slaps redfuzzy
redfuzzy: got it
redfuzzy writes notes

**Asce** · 03-27-2008, 04:47 AM

This didn't happen in #mangashare but I thought it was funny so...

<Chaos> Archiel, i'll come fuck you tomorrow
<Chaos> errrrrrrrr........
<Chaos> forget i said that
<Archiel> no way
<Chaos> k don't forget
<Chaos> remind me
<Archiel> you said you would
<underpantsgnome> u gay fags
<Archiel> im holding you to that
<underpantsgnome> are going to hell
<Archiel> hell here we come
<Chaos> umm
<Chaos> i'm a girl...
<underpantsgnome> r u rly!!
<underpantsgnome> omg!! r u hot??

<Chaos> umm
<Chaos> i don't know?
<underpantsgnome> RUHOTORRUNOT.ORG?
<underpantsgnome> do u like to eat mcdonalds? <--umm...what?
<Chaos> ask Archiel
<Chaos> i don't know if i'm hot
<underpantsgnome> u know if ur hot when ur walking and ppl stare at u and say shes hot
<underpantsgnome> does that happen?
<Chaos> i don't know...i guess?
<underpantsgnome> it either happens or it doesnt
<Chaos> i don't pay attention to people who stare at me
<Chaos> it creeps me out
* dsjs stops and stares at @Chaos
<underpantsgnome> u have to say "ur hot" too
* dsjs says your hot too
<Chaos> right...
<Chaos> bye byes
<twiztid> well u people no help
<Chaos> good night boys
<underpantsgnome> bai!!! <---He's so excited...
<cazz> ok cya
<dsjs> cccccccccyyyyyyooooooooooooo <----He just wants to fuck me...

**Archiel** · 03-27-2008, 05:05 AM

Errr...yeah...gullible retards.

(It seems this thread is expanding into weird chans)

**Simian** · 03-27-2008, 02:06 PM

Originally Posted by archiel

Errr...yeah...gullible retards.

(It seems this thread is expanding into weird chans)

it is. it is
that underpantsgnome guy needs to get a typing cursus (look who says it >.>). r u hot -___-

**thsv** · 03-27-2008, 04:25 PM

[16:21] <Zayane> to have some hawt jap guy (most likely not) cop a feel on my leg while On the train
[16:21] <Zayane> LAWWWL
[16:21] <Mikessc88> ic, too bad i'm not jap, or i would help you out

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**Asce** · 03-28-2008, 02:23 AM

<Archiel> my favourite public holiday
<Archiel> has gotta be melbourne cup day
<Archiel> because its just hilarious
<Archiel> to have a day off for one gorse race
<Archiel> horse*
<FlamingCheez|afk> my favorite holiday is St. Patty's
<FlamingCheez|afk> get smashed more than usual, and not seem like an ass?
<FlamingCheez|afk> It's wonderful
<thatbabo> My favourite is flag day...because flags are rectangular and I'm a big fan of geometry...
<FlamingCheez|afk> Oh god
<FlamingCheez|afk> Such a good reason
<FlamingCheez|afk> I change my answer
<FlamingCheez|afk> Flag Day is my favorite too.
<thatbabo> Join the bandwagon Cheez!!!

Geometric shapes are nice...