<NPG> damnz,
<NPG> Pokemon
<Spades> hahaha
<damnz> uhm
<Spades> i'm gonna catchem all!
<damnz> is there any new game of pkmn
<damnz> ?
* Spades is now known as PokeMaster
<NPG> Yeha
<Mountain_Lion_Link> the DS games
<NPG> but not quite as good
<damnz> last one I played was that esmeralda, but I got tired =/
<Mountain_Lion_Link> yeah
<PokeMaster> who's that pokemon?
<PokeMaster> dun dun duh
<damnz> (Esmerald, in english)
<Mountain_Lion_Link> the news ones are pathetic
<Mountain_Lion_Link> give me red and blue!
<PokeMaster> it's...PIKACHU!
<Mountain_Lion_Link> or yellow
<damnz> well
<NPG> MUDKIP
<NPG> FTW
<PokeMaster> yellow
<damnz> the remakes of Red and Blue are really great
<PokeMaster> was awesome
<PokeMaster> pikachu could surf
<Mountain_Lion_Link> screw pikachu, give me meowth
<PokeMaster> you mean leafgreen
<damnz> i never played yellow =/
<PokeMaster> and firered?
<damnz> yes
<PokeMaster> or something
<damnz> i really enjoyed them
<NPG> MUDKIP!!!!
<PokeMaster> i played leafgreen
<PokeMaster> it was alright
<PokeMaster> i still liked yellow better
<damnz> i played both xD
<PokeMaster> i have no idea why pikachu
<PokeMaster> could surf
<Mountain_Lion_Link> meowth was the compelete bomb
<damnz> but yellow doesn't run good in my pc, so i cant play it :
<damnz>

<Mountain_Lion_Link> free money with that attack
<PokeMaster> ...he was my pokemon
<Mountain_Lion_Link> payday
<NPG> damnz,
<damnz> if I remember correctly, my favourite one was that fire dog
<PokeMaster> i leveled him all the way
<NPG> it was called Emerald
<PokeMaster> up to 99
<damnz> i think it's called Growli o sth
<NPG> not Esmerald
<NPG> :p
<damnz> ah ok =)
<damnz> thx
<PokeMaster> NPG wanna be a pokemon?
* PokeMaster throws pokeball at NPG
* NPG is now known as Mudkip
<Mountain_Lion_Link> anyone find it funny that all the new pokemon look like inbred animals?
<damnz> hey, seriously
<Mudkip> OMFG
<Mudkip> Mudkip is registered
<Mudkip> FUCKERS
<PokeMaster> Mudkip, attack Mountain_Lion_Link !!!
<PokeMaster> oh wow
<Mountain_Lion_Link> NO
* Mudkip is now known as Musk1p
* Musk1p is now known as Mudk1p
<damnz> if you could go to Pkmn world and be a trainer and live those adventures
<PokeMaster> Musk1p, attack Mountain_Lion_Link !!
<damnz> wouldn't you prefer that more than your actual life?
<PokeMaster> damnz, think about it
<Mudk1p> Yeah
<PokeMaster> you're an underage teen
<Mudk1p> Cept like
<Mudk1p> I'd be a rebel
<PokeMaster> running around forests
<Mudk1p> they'd be like
<PokeMaster> with lethal creatures
<Mudk1p> GOO PIKACHU
<PokeMaster> and all you have
<Mudk1p> and I'd just pull out a shotgun
<damnz> so what

<PokeMaster> is like a mouse
<Mountain_Lion_Link> remember children, in the pokemon world. When you reach the age of 8, your parents tell you to get the fuck out and travel the world.
<Mudk1p> and shoot it in the face
<damnz> i'd go with 10 people xD
<Mudk1p> then shoot the guy in the face
<damnz> never alone
<PokeMaster> yeah
<PokeMaster> and all 10 of them
<PokeMaster> would rape you
<PokeMaster> when you went to sleep
<PokeMaster> and take pikachu
<damnz> Lion King
<damnz> I mean, Lion Link
<PokeMaster> NOT PIKACHU...
<PokeMaster> anyway
<damnz> I'd like to travel the world
<Mudk1p> as I said
<PokeMaster> Mudk1p, attack Mountain_Lion_Link !!!
<Mudk1p> Shotgun
<damnz> I mean
<Mudk1p> then when someone challenges you
<Mountain_Lion_Link> the pokemon
manga was not right, pokerape
<Mudk1p> You shoot them in the face
<damnz> if I could have done that when I was 8, what a great dream =P
<Mudk1p> nick their pokeballs
<Icedman> pokerape
<Mudk1p> sell them to the welsh
<Icedman> xD
<PokeMaster> Mudk1p, is now level 12!
<Mudk1p> In Welsh brothels
<PokeMaster> Mudk1p, you can learn rape!
<damnz> mudkip shaddup with your atacs XD
<Mudk1p> etc
<PokeMaster> but you must give up an attack!
<damnz> but Mudk1p already knows 4 moves...
<Mountain_Lion_Link> no really team rocket has like a pokemon rape center for breeding
<PokeMaster> sleep, eat, poop,
anime
<damnz> XD
<PokeMaster> wait
<damnz> xDDDD
<damnz> looool xD
<Mountain_Lion_Link> get read of sleep
<PokeMaster> sleep, eat, poop, masturbate
<PokeMaster> that's better
<Whitebeard> pokemon trainer in new SSBB!
<Mudk1p> Get rid of Sleep
<damnz> I have sleep, masturbate, eat, drink
<Mudk1p> Fucker
<Mountain_Lion_Link> why, I saw that
<PokeMaster> Mudk1p, has learned rape!
<Mudk1p> DO WHAT I WANT FOR ONCE ;_;
<PokeMaster> Mudk1p, use rape on Whitebeard !
<Mountain_Lion_Link> ha ha ha
<Mudk1p> Critical damage!
<damnz> Whitebard got raped :O
* PokeMaster and Mudk1p go tourgh brutal battles
<PokeMaster> Mudk1p, is now level 53!
<damnz> omg
<PokeMaster> Mudk1p, can learn simca worship!
<damnz> from 12 to 53
<damnz> lol
<damnz> hahahahaha
<PokeMaster> apparently Whitebeard gives a lot of exp
<Mountain_Lion_Link> rare candy usage
<PokeMaster> Mudk1p, can learn simca worship!
<PokeMaster> but Mudk1p already knows four moves!
<PokeMaster> Mudk1p, must forget one
<damnz> another Whitebard appeared from the treesç
<damnz> and atacs Mudkip! :S
<PokeMaster> rape, eat, poop, masturbate
<PokeMaster> no attacking
<damnz> mudkips uses now Simca worship
<PokeMaster> we're forgetting!
<damnz> but it have no damage
<Mountain_Lion_Link> learn this move
<Mudk1p> You choose to lose Poop
<Mudk1p> Are you sure?
<Mudk1p> y
<Mudk1p> Mudkip has lost poop
<Mudk1p> Mudkip has learnt Simca Worship
<PokeMaster> okay Mudk1p
<PokeMaster> use simca worship!
<damnz> Simca Worship is like Splash from magikarp xd
<PokeMaster> on Icedman !
* Mudk1p uses Simca Worship
<PokeMaster> CRITICAL DAMAGE!
<Mountain_Lion_Link> poor everyone
* damnz thinks that pokemon gameboy games were simply awesome =)
<PokeMaster> simca damage is the new
* Mudk1p 's attack increases by 200%
<Mountain_Lion_Link> getting raped
<PokeMaster> hyper beam
<PokeMaster> bitches
<PokeMaster> now Mudk1p
<damnz> Icedman pwned us all
<PokeMaster> follow up with rape!
<damnz> hey im gonna do sth more interesting than that
* Mudk1p uses Rape
<damnz> see you later in a few minutesxD
<PokeMaster> Mudk1p, killed Icedman !!!
<damnz> call me if you change the topic of the chat
* Mudk1p gains 2132exp
<Mountain_Lion_Link> but...rape wasn't in mudk1p move list
<PokeMaster> ...
* Mudk1p has reached level 53
<PokeMaster> you were already 53...
<Mountain_Lion_Link> have a rare candy mudk1p
<damnz> XD
<PokeMaster> Mudk1p, use masturbate on damnz !
<damnz> nuts
* damnz runs
* Mudk1p uses masterbate on damnz
<PokeMaster> the attack was ineffective
<damnz> the move fails!
<PokeMaster> Mudk1p's attack went up 400%!
<PokeMaster> Mudk1p, now use simca worship!
<damnz> the move didnt even touch damnz :O
* Mudk1p uses Simca Worship
<damnz> damnz returned to the pokeball
* Mudk1p 's attack increases by 400%
<damnz> and now is gonna see anime inside it
<damnz> see ya xD
<PokeMaster> Mudk1p's attack goes up 400%!
<Mudk1p> PokeMaster,
<Mudk1p> I have no attacks
<PokeMaster> Mudk1p, destroy damnz's pokeball!
<PokeMaster> using rape!
<damnz> true
<Mudk1p> just sleep, eat and a few buffs
<Mudk1p> xD
<PokeMaster> rape is a lethal attack
<PokeMaster> you don't have sleep
<Mudk1p> Oh yeah
<PokeMaster> you forgot sleep
<damnz> but it have only 5 PS or PT or whatever it was
<Mountain_Lion_Link> I is confused, how is rape deadly/
* Mudk1p uses Rape
* Mudk1p does not have enough PP to use Rape
<damnz> the move didnt touch the pkball
<damnz> 0/5 PP xD
<PokeMaster> :O
<damnz> mudkip is done fore
<Mudk1p> Yeah
<Mudk1p> =/
* PokeMaster uses ether on Mudk1p
<Mountain_Lion_Link> pokemaster faints
<PokeMaster> >.<
<damnz> LOL
* Mudk1p does not have ether.
<damnz> so freak
<PokeMaster> god damnit
<Mudk1p> PokeMaster,
* PokeMaster uses shotgun
<damnz> XD
<PokeMaster> shotgun does critical damage to damnz !
<damnz> PoekMaster sucks as a trainer xD
<Mudk1p> You must use the TM
<PokeMaster> damnz, dies!
<Mudk1p> on me
<Mudk1p> and give me cut
<Mudk1p> or something
<damnz> damnz is inside the fucking ball xD
<PokeMaster> thaa's HM
<PokeMaster> nooooob
<Mudk1p> :<
* PokeMaster uses HM on Mudk1p
<Mountain_Lion_Link> I can't tell if this is funny or not
<PokeMaster> Mudk1p, learns fly!
<Mudk1p> FUCK YOU POKEMASTER
<Mountain_Lion_Link> no 4 chan is disabled!
<damnz> LOLL
* Mudk1p runs away.
<PokeMaster> you don't want to fly?
<PokeMaster> ...
* PokeMaster calls for nuclear strike
<PokeMaster> FUCK YOU POKEMONS
<Mudk1p> PokeMaster fails to catch them all.
<Mountain_Lion_Link> ah pokerape is great
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