And now we bring the first chapter of;
Asce's Story Of Life
Chapter 1: The Great Escape
<Chaos> at the crack of 11:42pm on a fateful halloween night
<Chaos> i was born
<Chaos> it was not an easy birth
<Chaos> i battled great odds to finally break through the placenta
<Chaos> but after battling the devilish placenta, i no longer had the will to continue
<Chaos> i felt an odd push
<Chaos> i plunged forward head first
<Chaos> i saw light
<Chaos> blinding light
<Chaos> yet i could not respond
<Chaos> i was still in a state of self preservation
<Chaos> known as the fetal position
<Chaos> then two gloved hands brought me out
<Chaos> the hands were odd
<Chaos> almost as if...they had been digging around the hole which i had lived in for the past 9 months
<Chaos> realizing i was still in the state of self preservation, the hand went on to spank me
<Chaos> i was awoken from my slumber, and also sexually aroused and slightly angry for being abused
<Chaos> i reached for the nearby scapel with no avail
<Chaos> i was about to use a cord hanging from my stomach to choke the hand when it came at me with blades
<Chaos> it cut the cord, as if foreseeing my diabolical plan
<Chaos> there was nothing left for me to do
<Chaos> the battle with the placenta had physically drained me
<Chaos> the scapel was out of reach
<Chaos> and my whip was being taken away
<Chaos> all hope was lost
<Chaos> then, i placed in the arms of a woman
<Chaos> i did not understand who she was
<Chaos> i came to later realize she was the host for the placenta-monster
<Chaos> i was placed in an incubator to grow
<Chaos> i would have my revenge on those hands which abused me
<Chaos> and so
<Chaos> the 1st chapter of my life came to a close
So ends the first chapter of Asce's life, whether there will be more, well who cares, but you never know.
* DrX starts writing doujin
<DrX> Asce x Objob x Archiel x Woofcat
On sale at a yaoistore near you?
<Woofcat> Lizzie McGuire (Hilary Duff) - Hey Now!
<Asce> ok Woofcat
<Woofcat> even this is pushing my limits
<fxu> now that's a manly song!
<Woofcat> Hey now Hey now this is what DREAMMMMS are made of
Woofcat showing his unique taste in music.
where is duff, she on drugs like all the other pop stars?
Troll Tagged by Uzumaki_Tim
* Heihouka runs off to wank an elephant and watch hamster porn.
<Heihouka> I mean
<fxu> You sir, are very clever.
<Heihouka> Yeah. Well, elephant cum is tasty.
<Mister_Death> wouldnt it be more challenging to wank a hamster and watch elephant porn
<Heihouka> And I'm running low on it.
<Heihouka> It wouldn't
<Heihouka> I do that as a warm up, believe me
<Mister_Death> i think you just topped Icedman
<Heihouka> That wasn't my objective, but okay
<Heihouka> Thing is that hamsters are too quick on the trigger, sorta say.
<Heihouka> Elephants last longer
<Heihouka> Yeah, I guess.
<Heihouka> Hamsters are kinda gross, all furry and stuff.
* Pitman360 returns after a minute afk and suddenly the convosation has reached elephent cum
<Heihouka> Sorry, I didn't have the intention to give you a boner pit.
<Heihouka> My bad
<Mister_Death> you should do a tiger Heihouka
<Heihouka> There's nothing hotter than an oiled elephant.
<Heihouka> Tigers are so agressive.
<Heihouka> I tried that once, by the time I had it in I was mangled.
<Heihouka> and they don't act like hentai girls, so they don't give in and start saying "OH YES GIVE ME MORE NII-SAN"
<Mister_Death> a wolf
<Heihouka> Those are fucking hard to get a hold of.
<Heihouka> The run real fast
<Mister_Death> we what you do is put some meat out side
<Mister_Death> then trap it
<Heihouka> That's if you wanna enter through the back
* Asce retreats to the sanctuary that is the staff channel
<Heihouka> If you want a wolf bj, just put some meat on your penus
<Mister_Death> what if he bites it
<Heihouka> That's the risk, which is hot.
* Heihouka has sex with the squirrel
Don't ask me...I was out. I returned and the conversation was about Heihouka's various fetishes involving animals.
<+Mister_Death> Heihouka, wacks off elephants
<@gin0va> answer damnit
<+Heihouka> *wanks. Not wacks
<+Heihouka> and that's normal.
<+Heihouka> Perfectly natural.
<+Icedman> you bang elephants?
<@gin0va> Heihouka is into animals?
<+Mister_Death> wank, wacks same thing
<+Heihouka> Well, on the days I have a ladder. <--- epic line XD