IRC Epicness (Read at User's Discretion)

[Deadfire]

Interesting that no one quoted my own drunken misadventures. It makes Woofcat's look like a child's.

[thsv]

I would but apparently 6 year olds access the site, and what with Asce and Icedman, they don't need me corrupting them as well.

Random, random, random

[14:25] <Deadfire> hmm...
[14:25] <Deadfire> what should I do today?
[14:26] <Xeperu> masturbate
[14:26] <Xeperu> thats always a good idea
[14:26] * Deadfire installs CS3
[14:26] <Deadfire> Xeperu it's to bad that is only fulfilling for a short time
[14:27] <Xeperu> masturbate several times
[14:27] <Xeperu> also: PIRATE PIRATE
[14:27] <Xeperu> PIRATE
[14:32] <thsv|HLc1> ...
[14:32] <Xeperu> I vote we hang him
[14:32] <Xeperu> ^_^

[Deadfire]

10:29… × @gin0va slaps Deadfire around a bit with a large trout
10:29… × %Deadfire whips gin0va with a mouse cord
10:29… × @gin0va hits Deadfire with a bottle of rum
10:30… × %Deadfire drives over gin0va
10:30… × @gin0va steps in a gundam and nukes Deadfire
10:30… × %Deadfire touches gin0va with a twenty-foot rusty halberd
10:30… × %Deadfire smacks gin0va with a red Swingline stapler
10:30… × %Deadfire beautifies gin0va with some knuckle duster imprints
10:31… × %Deadfire slaps gin0va with Ozzy Osbourne
10:31… × %Deadfire sends some DDoS in gin0va's direction
10:31… × %Deadfire slaps gin0va around with a Riemann rearrangement theorem
10:31… × %Deadfire throws a playstation at gin0va
10:31… @gin0va: >_<
10:31… @gin0va: okay, you win
10:31… %Deadfire:
10:31… @gin0va: :(

[mgsplayer]

admire some huge reasoning abilities

[16:52] <Lutris> that's a huge dildo
[16:52] <NPG> Now work out the Circumferance
[16:53] <Wingzy> O_O
[16:53] <Lutris> 2pi inches mon
[16:53] <NPG> Which would be 2pi inches
[16:53] <Wingzy> I think you two are even more bored than me
[16:53] <Wingzy> i'm impressed
[16:53] <NPG> happy Archiel ?
[16:53] <Lutris> but seriously
[16:53] <Lutris> 2 inches thick?
[16:53] <Lutris> hm
[16:53] <NPG> wait
[16:53] <NPG> we haven't done surface area
[16:53] <Archiel> you've combined the conversations....how the hell am i happy
[16:53] <Lutris> looooooool
[16:53] <mgsplayer> wow maths...(sorry to butt in)
[16:53] <NPG> Modelling the didlo as a perfect cylinder
[16:53] <NPG> dildo*
[16:54] <Lutris> it's the ultimate goal of science
[16:54] <Wingzy> NPG that's cheating
[16:54] <Lutris> unification!
[16:54] <NPG> work out the surface area
[16:54] <NPG> and volume
[16:54] <NPG> of the dildo
[16:54] <Lutris> uni
[16:54] <Lutris> fi
[16:54] <Lutris> ca
[16:54] <Lutris> tion!
[16:54] <Lutris> de
[16:54] <Lutris> fe
[16:54] <Lutris> cation!
[16:54] <NPG> well we can model the volume easily enough
[16:55] <NPG> its 20pi
[16:55] <mgsplayer> a volume=20pi?
[16:55] <NPG> volume of the dildo is 20pi inches
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[16:55] <NPG> well
[16:55] <NPG> inches^2
[16:55] <NPG> i guess
[16:55] <mgsplayer> no
[16:55] <stylus> cubed
[16:55] <NPG> cubed even
[16:56] <mgsplayer> volumes are in m^3
[16:56] <NPG> pressed wrong button
[16:56] <mgsplayer> or inch^3
[16:56] <stylus> Wingzy, as if! I've heard that perfect cylinders provide for maximum pleasure, so they're quite common in dildoes!
[16:56] <mgsplayer> ahh ok
[16:56] <NPG> now
[16:56] <NPG> given that the dildo has an second cylindrical offshoot
[16:56] <NPG> 3 inches from the head
[16:57] <NPG> and that the volume is the same
[16:57] <mgsplayer> how do you know that
[16:57] <NPG> and that the offshoot is 1 inch thick
[16:57] <NPG> and 3 inches long
[16:57] <NPG> what is the difference in volume of the last 3 inches of the dildo
[16:57] <NPG> before and after the offshoot is modelled
[16:57] <mgsplayer> *mgsplayer remebers a few things he heard about NPG
[16:57] <mgsplayer> *remembers
[16:57] * Lutris REMEMBERS
[16:58] <NPG> so
[16:58] <NPG> Lutris,
[16:58] <NPG> answer?
[16:58] <mgsplayer> why are you investing such reasoning abilities in didlo
[16:58] <Lutris> i can't be assed to mental math or calculate
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[16:58] <NPG> idd
[16:58] <Lutris> and besides
[16:58] <Lutris> i'm sleepy
[16:58] <Lutris> it's like 1 AM
[16:58] <NPG> ;D
[16:58] <NPG> well
[16:58] <NPG> its 3pi
[16:58] <NPG> for the offshoot
[16:58] <Lutris> and i'm in my post-gundam00 relaxation state
[16:59] <NPG> the new volume of the last 3 inches would be...
[16:59] <NPG> 3pi
[16:59] <mgsplayer> *taking notes
[16:59] <NPG> and as it was 6pi before
[16:59] <NPG> the difference before and after modelling
[16:59] <NPG> is 3pi
[16:59] <NPG> woot!

[ReshenKusaga]

admire some huge reasoning abilities

oh wow >_>

that... was quite interesting XD

[Asce]

<Iridani> i was for my birthday XD
<Icedman> send me picz of you naked
<Icedman> ._.
<Asce> Icedman, right
<Icedman> >_<
<Icedman> thats like the 100th time I asked
<Asce> exactly
<Icedman> jea
* Deadfire (~deadfire@31478372.1366b407.home1.cgocable.net) has joined #mangashare
<Asce> put your dick back in your pants
<Asce> she's not going to bang you
<NPG> Asce,
<Iridani> there he is
<Asce> Deadfire, joined to such a great line
<NPG> yes I am
* NPG has kicked Icedman from #mangashare (BANG)
* Icedman (~icedman@King.of.Ice) has joined #mangashare
<Deadfire> ...
<Deadfire> what?
<Asce> Icedman, lost his virginity!
* Asce claps
<Deadfire> ROFL
<Deadfire> lies
<Deadfire> no one would have sex with that loser
<Iridani> fapping himself doesn't count
<NPG> Deadfire,
<Deadfire> NPG
<NPG> it was Iridani's charity case
<Deadfire> I don't follow?
<NPG> <Deadfire> no one would have sex with that loser
<NPG> <NPG> it was Iridani's charity case
<Iridani> ...ewwwwwwwww
<Deadfire> ....
<NPG> ...
<Asce> lawls
<Asce> Deadfire, and Iridani have some talking to do
<NPG> TRUTH HURTS DUNNIT
<Asce> Deadfire, technically, NPG "banged" Icedman
<thsv|out> omfg not "Icedman wants to do npg" again!
<Icedman> ..........
* Icedman is hurt
<Iridani> it's the sequel
* Icedman leaves
* Icedman (~icedman@King.of.Ice) has left #mangashare
<Deadfire> we get to that subject everyday...

[mgsplayer]

.....poor icedman
we should create a "find icedman a girl" help topic ...

[Redfuzzy]

Why am I never on when this crap happens.

[mgsplayer]

Why am I never on when this crap happens.

cuz it's adults only
better luck next time

[Redfuzzy]

[14:55] <black> so, did you guys know if you type /quit nickname, you can make someone disconnect?
[14:55] <ReshenKusaga> gin
[14:55] <gin0va> goed hoor
[14:55] <ReshenKusaga> where's the tut again?
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rofl
classic