IRC Epicness (Read at User's Discretion)

[Mister Death]

Wait a minute, bluds a chick I thought he was a Andriod whose sole purpose in life was to scan and upload mangas.

[Asce]

<Woofcat`> side note for those interested.
<Woofcat`> never go on a diet consisting mainly of bread and cheese
<Woofcat`> lol
<Objob> lol
<Asce> Woofcat`, ...
<Woofcat`> si Asce
<Asce> hasn't that been what you've been eating for the past year?
<Woofcat`> yeah
<Asce> you've just realized it's a bad idea?
<Woofcat`> it just came to haunt me
<Woofcat`> i just noticed
<Asce> lol
<Asce> why?
<Woofcat`> i have not craped since September 2007

Yeah...so if Woofcat ever seems pissy or constipated...well...that's cause he is!

[thsv]

Thats like.....always unless you're Franky.

[Ninjastik]

...and here i'm wondering how woofcat lives by himself when he doesn't go out to eat... -__-. don't you have a roommate? get him to make you chinese food

[Whitebeard]

Thats like.....always unless you're Franky.

Isn't it the other way around?

[thsv]

Seriously ask Woofcat for some info and see what happens. MrDeath and i even offered to buy him a bottle of rum in exchange for technical assistance with gimp. He just wasn't playing. Explains a lot. I'll pay for some Lactulose

[Asce]

<Asce> i think i shattered my knee
<Iridani> painful
<Asce> yeah
<Asce> i'm waiting for Woofcat to come in
<Asce> and tell me about how "that's nothing!"
<Asce> "i once had my leg cut off!"
<Asce> "then i had to reattach it using nothing but a stapler"
<Iridani> in 50 below!
<Asce> right
<Woofcat> well
<Woofcat> one time at bandcamp
<Woofcat> i lost my left arm to automatic gun fire.
<Woofcat> i just wrapped it back on with some gaze
<Woofcat> it healed itself
<Iridani> there we go

Oh and fxu cracked.
<fxu> SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP .. JUST SHUT UP
<fxu> THESE VOICES IN MY HEAD
<fxu> AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
* fxu has quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.79 [Firefox 2.0.0.11/2007112718])

[Arhazivory]

LOL....Sounds like fxu was having some internal issues.

[thsv]

see, i'm not the only one!

fxu, just let go and slip into the darkness. its a lot less complicated that way

This guy pwns us all

[07:44] <HoneyBee> !list
[07:49] <fxu> 1. Heroes
[07:49] <fxu> 2. Naruto
[07:49] <fxu> 3. MTV
[07:50] <fxu> 4. Cup of water
[07:50] <fxu> 5. Naked Asce
[07:50] <fxu> Please type:
[07:50] <fxu> /msg thatbabo and your request number

[Jinoh]

<+Xeperu> I wish I had a device to stab people in the face over the internets.