IRC Epicness (Read at User's Discretion)

**Arhazivory** · 01-09-2010, 11:41 AM

Economic wisdom, courtesy of Woofcat:

[06:31] <!Woofcat> What is the one thing almost all 6 billion people on earth have agreed on?
[06:31] <%Phixion|afk> MONEY
[06:32] <!Woofcat> Monitary Value, not religion, not philosophy, but dollars and cents
[06:32] <!Woofcat> Terrorists may want to kill you, but damnit they want to save money doing it.

**Ot.Name** · 01-10-2010, 10:40 PM

-->| Phixion (~vergeetje@bf6674e.bf6674e.chello.nl) has joined #mangashare
=-= Mode #mangashare +h Phixion by Geek
* [Ot]MW flying kicks Phixion
<[Ot]MW> good morning
=-= [Cross] was booted from #mangashare by Phixion (I can flying kick too)
<Phixion> ow
<Phixion> fuck
<[Ot]MW> ....
<Phixion> ¬¬
<[Ot]MW> LOL!
<Chris200_> wrong guy?
<[Ot]MW> ._.
<Chris200_> Lol
<Phixion> THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE YOU OT

LOL!

**Asce** · 01-11-2010, 05:11 AM

<Chaos> k excuse me
<Chaos> i'm fairly sure Woofcat is PMing me an ascii art
<Chaos> of a giant scrotum
<Woofcat> Lol
<RedneckNoob> Mmm
<RedneckNoob> SCrotum
<Chaos> k Woofcat i have no idea
<Chaos> what the fuck that is
<Woofcat> penis
<Chaos> if you say so
<Chaos> but i'd get that checked out if so
<Woofcat> ...
<Woofcat> what font you be using/
<Woofcat> mono spaced?
<Chaos> uhh let me check
<Chaos> monospace 9
<Chaos> it looks nothing like a penis
<Chaos> it looks like a sad poodle
<Chaos> giving me the finger
<Chaos> or something
<Woofcat> http://i.imgur.com/FcEnY.png
<Chaos> that was great Woofcat
<Chaos> now let me show you waht i got
<Chaos> http://i46.tinypic.com/2m6sy0n.jpg
<Chaos> thanks a lot Woofcat
<Woofcat> rofl
<Woofcat> mine looked better

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<Chris200_> Woof is so rich that she can stay in a Space Hotal
<Woofcat> Hotal I've never been to on of those
<Woofcat> and I am not rich
<Woofcat> I am poor
<Woofcat> poorer than poor
<Woofcat> I am so poor the government pays me tax money
<Woofcat> not really.
<Chris200_> I thought Asce pays u
<Woofcat> ...
<Woofcat> Bwah?
<Woofcat> if anything I would pay asce.
<Chris200_> for wat?
<Woofcat> Working on MS
<Chaos> k Woofcat break time is over
<Chaos> get back to work
<Woofcat> fucking hell
<Chaos> i want that penis looking authentic by tomorrow morning
<Chaos> I SAID, AUTHENTIC PENIS
<DFX> you want an authentic penis?
* DFX pulls his pants down

---Woofcat PM'd me another penis----
<Chaos> well Woofcat
<Chaos> that one was better
<Chaos> but i'm pretty sure that nutsack is HUGE
<Woofcat> lol
<Chaos> compared to the rest
<Chaos> i mean comon, the nutsack's half the penis
<Woofcat> Chaos, http://www.codeismylife.com/ascii_my...nis/20081.html
<Chaos> ..
<Chaos> well then
<Chaos> you're...dismissed..
<Chris200_> ....

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<Chris200> I heard Asce is going to be on American Idle?
<Chris200> What are u going to sing Chaos?
<Chaos> absolutely nothing
<Chaos> that's the point of american idle
<Chaos> sign up and then just sit there
<Chaos> doing nothing
<Chris200> then how are u going to win
<Chaos> i just told you
<Chris200> right
* Chaos pokes DFX and RedneckNoob
<Chaos> for god sakes, someone throw him a bone
<DFX> don't wanna~
<RedneckNoob> Oh
<RedneckNoob> Yeah Chris200, do you know the definition of idle?
<Chris200> Doing nothing?
<RedneckNoob> [22:08:06] <Urashima|bot> [Google] Idle (1 of 14) - not in action or at work; "an idle laborer"; "idle drifters"; "the idle rich"; "an idle mind" - http://
<DFX> example: mexicans
<RedneckNoob> Exactly
<RedneckNoob> Just ask Mister_Death

**Phixion** · 01-11-2010, 09:17 PM

[22:08] <%Pro`sleep> I'm crazy
[22:09] <%Pro`sleep> I mean when I talk to it and think about it like insane person
[22:09] <%Pro`sleep> probably I shouldn't have told that here -_-

....

[22:15] <+bucek> I remember I once came

Feel free to guess what these guys are talking about.

**[JUiCE]** · 01-11-2010, 09:54 PM

Originally Posted by Phixion

[22:08] <%Pro`sleep> I'm crazy
[22:09] <%Pro`sleep> I mean when I talk to it and think about it like insane person
[22:09] <%Pro`sleep> probably I shouldn't have told that here -_-

....

[22:15] <+bucek> I remember I once came

Feel free to guess what these guys are talking about.

Cleverbot?

**Asce** · 01-15-2010, 04:52 AM

<[Ot]MW> this shit is like cocaine to me Chaos
<DFX> roflmao
<[Ot]MW> never link me to web comics ...
<[Ot]MW> EVER!
<[Ot]MW> *cough*
<Chaos> http://exterminatusnow.comicgenesis.com/
<[Ot]MW> asking you guys to not link me to web comics
<Chaos> hehehehe
<Chaos> oh wow
<Chaos> that was totally unintentional
<Chaos> i was reading that
<Chaos> while [Ot]MW was ranting
* [Ot]MW will not click
<[Ot]MW> ...
<[Ot]MW> ...
<[Ot]MW> ...
<[Ot]MW> MOTHER FUCKER!
* Geek has kicked [Ot]MW from #mangashare (Turn caps lock OFF!)

**Hand Banana** · 01-15-2010, 03:52 PM

Can someone find that one time where Asce kept kicking the guy over and over. And the last time he came back he was like, "please don't kick me. I have mother and father." Or something like that. It was funny as hell.