IRC Epicness (Read at User's Discretion)

[Mass Zero]

<fxu> sangria is good
<Spades> i hear it makes your vagina delicious
<fxu> wanna taste it?
<Spades> is it delicious?
<fxu> I don't know, taste my vagina
<Spades> ...
<Spades> this is why you go to sleep before 3am kids
<fxu> nigga plz

<fxu> would you like some penis juice with that blood

As charming as ever, I see.

[Asce]

<Arhazivory> novaflowne?
* Arhazivory snickers
<Archiel> what the fuck is novaflowne
<Asce> i have no idea
<Asce> nova is sun...or fire...or sunfire
<Arhazivory> lol
<Archiel> hes just asking to be made fun of
<Arhazivory> haha
<Asce> flowne....
<Asce> OH
<Arhazivory> What was his name before?
<Asce> HIS NAME
<Archiel> as in escaflowne?
<DFX> he said it was nova plus flowne which he took from escaflowne
<Asce> IS SUNFLOWER!
<Asce> flowne = flower
<Archiel> ooh isee
<Asce> nova = sun
<Asce> SUNFLOWER!
<DFX> ah, I see
<Asce> i'm making that his custom title
<Asce> it's gonna blink pink
<DFX> lol
<Archiel> so its just a gay translation of a pussy name?
<Archiel> awesome
<DFX> he wanted it because he said it sounded manlier
<Asce> yeah, he was tired of people calling him gay/girly for having gin0va as a name
<Archiel> ...he doesnt understand manliness very well
<DFX> indeed he does not
<Asce> you'll never see him on the poll for most gar..
<Archiel> he kinda took a step sideways really
<DFX> this is true
<Archiel> should've stuck with something simple
<Archiel> or better yet added an adjective...
<DFX> "ginosplosion"

We love you gin...err, I mean...Nova.

[Kushieda]

poor gino... he just can't win :(

[Ninjastik]

Spoiler!

<Woofcat> i just took the HUGEST risk ever
<Woofcat> i had to *chan images open in tabs
<Woofcat> the ha ha ha no jesus one
<Woofcat> and another one i had not yet seen
<Woofcat> so someone came into my room
<Woofcat> i had a choice to make
<Woofcat> jesus
<Woofcat> or random
<Woofcat> i went with random
<Archiel> what was the random
<NPG> I'd never do that
<NPG> what was it?
<Woofcat> nothing bad
<Woofcat> some anime chick in fear
<Archiel> and Icedman, 5.1 does look alright
<Woofcat> bbiab
<Archiel> you got very lucky Woofcat
<Woofcat> grass cutting
<Woofcat> i know Archiel
<Woofcat> it could have been ANYTHING
<Woofcat> huro
<Woofcat> guro*
<Woofcat> loli
<Woofcat> who knows!
<Deadfire> this is why I don't 4chan
<Deadfire> :p
<Archiel> better to be safe

looking for stuff through archiel's logs

[thsv]

Spoiler!

<Woofcat> i just took the HUGEST risk ever
<Woofcat> i had to *chan images open in tabs
<Woofcat> the ha ha ha no jesus one
<Woofcat> and another one i had not yet seen
<Woofcat> so someone came into my room
<Woofcat> i had a choice to make
<Woofcat> jesus
<Woofcat> or random
<Woofcat> i went with random
<Archiel> what was the random
<NPG> I'd never do that
<NPG> what was it?
<Woofcat> nothing bad
<Woofcat> some anime chick in fear
<Archiel> and Icedman, 5.1 does look alright
<Woofcat> bbiab
<Archiel> you got very lucky Woofcat
<Woofcat> grass cutting
<Woofcat> i know Archiel
<Woofcat> it could have been ANYTHING
<Woofcat> huro
<Woofcat> guro*
<Woofcat> loli
<Woofcat> who knows!
<Deadfire> this is why I don't 4chan
<Deadfire> :p
<Archiel> better to be safe

looking for stuff through archiel's logs

That's always risky.

[04:09] * Archiel has joined #mangashare-staff
[04:09] <Archiel> i see...
[04:10] <Archiel> Asce, want some puppies
[04:10] <Asce> uhhhh
[04:11] <Asce> is this your way of asking me for kinky sex?


[04:12] <Asce> *Staff forum link*
[04:12] <DFX> it sounds like I missed something fun
[04:13] <Asce> you somehow knew i was making that post
[04:13] <Asce> and jumped on IRC
[04:13] <DFX> lol
[04:13] <Asce> DFX, i am offering poster sized pictures of zidane
[04:13] <Asce> for people who come on IRC
[04:13] <DFX> lol
[04:13] <Asce> that'll show him to bug me about improvements
[04:13] * fxu has joined #mangashare-staff
[04:13] * ChanServ sets mode: +h fxu
[04:13] <Asce> look
[04:13] <Asce> fxu read the memo
[04:13] <Asce> and jumped right on!
[04:14] <DFX> I like how you say that and fxu shows up
[04:14] <Asce> even though i said he doesn't count as a mod
[04:14] <Asce>
[04:14] <Asce> hahaha
[04:14] <DFX> lol
[04:14] <Archiel> hmm
[04:14] <Archiel> does that mean serious business only here huh
[04:14] <fxu> what memo
[04:14] <Archiel> still...anyone wanna buy some fucking puppies
[04:14] <DFX> I was talking more about the poster of zidane
[04:15] <DFX> than the memo but...
[04:15] <Archiel> be warned...they can jump up onto high place
[04:16] <fxu> pfff
[04:16] <Archiel> oh but...you cant fucking eat them
[04:16] <Asce> dude, are you high again?
[04:17] <Asce> Archiel,
[04:17] <Asce> are you stating that death of a left testicle
[04:17] <Asce> is not a legitimate reason
[04:17] <Asce> to not come to IRC?
[04:17] <Archiel> if your left testicle died
[04:17] <Archiel> its because of some stupid shit you pulled out in the real world
[04:18] <Archiel> so you'd be better off inside
[04:18] <Asce> like what if you jumped off the roof
[04:18] <Asce> and landed on a tree branch
[04:18] <Asce> and your left testicle died
[04:18] <Asce> you'd be hospitalized
[04:18] <Asce> and unable to come on IRC
[04:18] <Asce> duh
[04:18] <Asce> i'm just covering my tracks for when i inevitably do that

[Phixion]

Lol at Asce's comment in bold .

<@Asce> :O
<@Asce> i missed a convo about megan fox
<!zidane> yeah
<!zidane> her ugly thumbs
<%Phixion> and thumbs
<@Asce> who the fuck cares
<!zidane> go scroll up and answer me
<@Asce> i'll say it again
<!zidane> it was about a handjob
<@Asce> i'd stick it in her so hard that whoever pulled me out
<!zidane> if you'd let her or not
<@Asce> would be the king of england
<!zidane> in order to get more
<@Asce> yes
<@Asce> thsv, appreciates just how hard that is
<%thsv> lol
<!zidane> I love that line
<%thsv> oh shit
<%thsv> i'm in tears of laughter here

[Asce]

EX-CALIBER!

<Whitebeard> oh god i dont have the balls to watch this movie
<Whitebeard> "Black Sun - Rape of Nanking"
<ninjastik> i don't have the ovaries to watch twilight so it's okay Whitebeard

The kids had their own little moment. *sniff* They grow up so fast..

[zidane21ps]

[21:22:58] <!zidane> but it's really by far my favorite series in WSJ...
[21:23:07] <%Phixion|busy> I KNOW
[21:23:12] <%Phixion|busy> you biased fan boy fags
[21:23:12] <!zidane> BY FAR
[21:23:21] <!zidane> NAMI <3 ROBIN <3
[21:23:29] <+Colonjay> <3 coock
[21:23:32] <%Phixion|busy> I seriously dare to say that you OP fans are worse than narutards?
[21:23:38] <!zidane> sanji?
[21:23:41] <!zidane> wait Colonjay
[21:23:42] <!zidane> cook
[21:23:45] <!zidane> or cock
[21:23:46] <+Colonjay> yeah yeah
[21:23:48] <+Colonjay> cook
[21:23:51] <%Phixion|busy> Colonjay loves cock?
[21:23:52] <!zidane> [21:23:29] <+Colonjay> <3 coock
[21:23:56] <!zidane> dont lie to me girrrl
[21:23:57] <+Colonjay> cook ;_;
[21:24:08] <%Phixion|busy> I haz one massive Fleischbaum for you if you want
[21:24:14] <!zidane> HAHAHAHA
[21:24:15] <!zidane> :X
[21:24:17] <+Colonjay> eww
[21:24:39] * +Colonjay grabs knife
[21:24:44] <+Colonjay> sure show me
[21:24:45] <%Phixion|busy> OI OI OI

[Mister Death]

Original Comment

[02:59] * zidane|afk treasures his health
[03:00] <@zidane|afk> that's my ticket to banging 2 blondines at the same time at the age of 80, like hugh hefner

Editted Comment

[02:59] * zidane|afk treasures his health
[03:00] <@zidane|afk> that's my ticket to banging 2 blondes at the same time at the age of 80, like hugh hefner

[thsv]

[02:59] * zidane|afk treasures his health
[03:00] <@zidane|afk> that's my ticket to banging 2 blondes at the same time at the age of 80, like hugh hefner

*sniff*

/me wipes a tear from his eye

My little boy's growing up

Edit: Hey! Zidane you edited that post. What are you covering up?