IRC Epicness (Read at User's Discretion)

**Redfuzzy** · 09-11-2008, 08:15 PM

Asce, that is a truly epic dialogue.

You should add IRC misquote of the year to next year's contest though.

**streetbum** · 09-13-2008, 04:17 AM

Originally Posted by Di3

Euhh, I'm here.

And streetbum, you should stfu.Nobody wants you on IRC (there still has to be made a chan whereyou are welcome, try #streetbum)

Pot calling the kettle black.

**thsv** · 09-13-2008, 08:26 AM

Originally Posted by streetbum

Pot calling the kettle black.

Cram it Sony fanboy. Di3 is an IRC legend. Even if its for all the wrong reasons....

**Whitebeard** · 09-13-2008, 07:29 PM

[20:23] <Mister_Death> Whitebeard your an idiot

**thsv** · 09-13-2008, 07:43 PM

There's a reason why there's so little Whitebeard action in this thread

[20:20] <Mister_Death> Whitebeard
[20:20] <Whitebeard> yes Mister_Death
[20:20] <Mister_Death> I hate you
[20:20] <Whitebeard> why
[20:21] <Whitebeard> is it because of my gigantic dick?
[20:21] <Mister_Death> I hate the Whitebeard pirate
[20:21] <Whitebeard> I knew it. It's my gigantic dick
[20:22] <Mister_Death> liar
[20:22] <Whitebeard> there are no lies on the internet
[20:22] <RyuSensei> youre truly amazaing
[20:22] <RyuSensei> just lied
[20:22] <RyuSensei> proof there are lies.
[20:22] <RyuSensei> -
[20:22] <RyuSensei> a
[20:22] <Whitebeard> I am ingenious
[20:23] <Whitebeard> how can you tell if I'm lying
[20:23] <Whitebeard> ?
[20:23] <Whitebeard> Paradox
[20:23] <Whitebeard> now you have to kill yourself
[20:23] <RyuSensei> or I can kick you
[20:23] <RyuSensei>

[20:23] * Franky-sama has joined #mangashare
[20:23] <Whitebeard> wait who are you again?
[20:23] <RyuSensei> gin0va's pet
[20:23] <Mister_Death> Whitebeard your an idiot
[20:23] <Mister_Death> Franky-sama
[20:24] <Whitebeard> "you're"
[20:24] <Mister_Death> hello
[20:24] <Whitebeard> fucking retard
[20:24] <Franky-sama> sup death
[20:24] <Whitebeard> who is RyuSensei I don't remember him at all
[20:24] <thsv> [20:23] <Mister_Death> Whitebeard your an idiot
[20:24] <Whitebeard> im posting that in irc thread
[20:24] <thsv> you have discovered a great truth
[20:24] <RyuSensei> I'm from the agency.
[20:24] <RyuSensei> Keeping an eye on your illegaly business.
[20:24] <RyuSensei> -y
[20:24] <Mister_Death> Franky-sama,
[20:25] <Mister_Death> Whitebeard seems to think he has a large penis
[20:25] <Franky-sama> ahahahahaaha
[20:25] <Mister_Death> Do you think he's lying to himself
[20:25] <Franky-sama> maybe an epenis
[20:27] <thsv> Whitebeard can't find his penis
[20:27] <Mister_Death> He sold it on ebay, thsv
[20:29] <Whitebeard> you guys sure like talking about my penis
[20:36] <Franky-sama> Wb grinds convos to a screetching halt.

**Mister Death** · 09-14-2008, 01:19 AM

[20:17] <+Whitebeard> time to clean some mango
[20:17] <Mister_Death> your going to clean a mango
[20:18] <+Whitebeard> mango as in "manga"
[20:18] <Mister_Death> no
[20:19] <Mister_Death> mango is a fruit
[20:19] <Mister_Death> manga is a comic
[20:20] <SplitSecondShot> Mister_Death wins

**Asce** · 09-14-2008, 05:58 AM

[1:57:35] <Woofcat> who the fuck was hitting the opium pipe when they came up with stone.

**Split Second Shot** · 09-14-2008, 06:22 AM

<Franky-sama> RIP blud?
<Whitebeard> ?
<Whitebeard> did i miss something while idling?
<Franky-sama> Whitebeard? you are still "staff"? are you still scanning?
<Franky-sama> shit, i thought you were rip
<Whitebeard> im waiting for Zidane to do something about Berserk
<Franky-sama> i didn't think we were going to carry berserk. have you scanned an issue yet?
<Whitebeard> depends. In how long?
<Whitebeard> i think the last time i've done anything has been like
<Whitebeard> january
<Franky-sama> wow
<Whitebeard> or february at best
<Whitebeard> have you done anything lately?
<Franky-sama> admin
<Franky-sama> yes. tons!
<Franky-sama> i am staff
<Whitebeard> wow really!?
<Franky-sama> i have to deal with all the retard posters
<Whitebeard> aw man
<Franky-sama> yeah, like removing non-staff
<Whitebeard> must be stressful
* Franky-sama sets mode: +b *!*@d0a9903.1faf4a71.dyn.optonline.net
* Whitebeard was kicked by Franky-sama (non=staff)

**Asce** · 09-20-2008, 04:58 PM

Since people are asking, I shall retell it. The story of how Asce lost his ops...

Prologue
Sep 11 14:59:57 <Chaos> ZOMG IT'S 9-11
Sep 11 14:59:59 <Chaos> STOP DROP AND ROLL
Sep 11 15:00:00 <Chaos> I REPEAT
Sep 11 15:00:03 <Chaos> STOP DROP AND ROLL!
Sep 11 15:00:07 <damnz|afk> ?
Sep 11 15:00:09 <damnz|afk> so what
Sep 11 15:00:14 <damnz|afk> we celebrate a party here in Catalonia
Sep 11 15:00:19 <Mister_Death> WTF damnz|afk
Sep 11 15:00:53 <damnz|afk> ??
Sep 11 15:01:23 <damnz|afk> today
Sep 11 15:01:24 <damnz|afk> is the
Sep 11 15:01:30 <damnz|afk> best party day in Catalonia
Sep 11 15:01:44 <damnz|afk> best "thing" to celebrate about
Sep 11 15:01:50 <damnz|afk> i don't know how to say that in english
Sep 11 15:02:00 <Chaos> wait
Sep 11 15:02:18 <Chaos> so while America is all QQ today, in spain, you're all pew pew?
Sep 11 15:02:24 <damnz|afk> no
Sep 11 15:02:25 <damnz|afk> not in Spain
Sep 11 15:02:29 <damnz|afk> only Catalonia
Sep 11 15:02:32 <damnz|afk> you know
Sep 11 15:02:39 <damnz|afk> our celebration has been there for centuries
Sep 11 15:02:42 <damnz|afk> on 9-11
Sep 11 15:02:47 <Mister_Death> Chaos where were you during 9 11
Sep 11 15:02:53 <Chaos> school
Sep 11 15:03:04 <Chaos> which is where i am every 9/11 since 9/11
Sep 11 15:03:12 <damnz|afk> oh
Sep 11 15:03:30 <damnz|afk> well
Sep 11 15:03:33 <damnz|afk> since it's a celebration day here
Sep 11 15:03:34 <RS|Coloring> they can cut balls in two with a shot
Sep 11 15:03:43 <damnz|afk> i've been always home at 9-11
Sep 11 15:03:48 <damnz|afk> so i was home the day that happened
Sep 11 15:04:20 <damnz|afk> and i spent like all the day watching "that" happening on tv
Sep 11 15:05:08 <damnz|afk> screw americans
Sep 11 15:05:12 <damnz|afk> today is OUR national day
Sep 11 15:05:19 <damnz|afk> since 30 years before that thing
Sep 11 15:05:57 <damnz|afk> while you probably do sad meetings and such
Sep 11 15:06:02 <damnz|afk> we do celebration in the streets :X
Sep 11 15:06:03 <Chaos> The Autonomous Community of Catalonia covers an area of 32,114 km² and has an official population of 7,210,508
Sep 11 15:06:12 <Chaos> New york estimated 2006 population: 19,306,183
Sep 11 15:06:15 <Chaos> lol
Sep 11 15:06:20 <damnz|afk> ?
Sep 11 15:06:22 <damnz|afk> what's so weird about that
Sep 11 15:06:42 <damnz|afk> there are more french on New York than Paris, more english than London, more russians than in Moscow, more germans than in Berlin...
Sep 11 15:06:54 <damnz|afk> NY owns the rest of the cities of Europe
Sep 11 15:06:59 <Chaos> exactly
Sep 11 15:07:35 <damnz|afk> :p
Sep 11 15:07:44 <damnz|afk> basically
Sep 11 15:07:45 <damnz|afk> the thing is
Sep 11 15:07:56 <damnz|afk> we're not changing our history because of some people getting killed in USA
Sep 11 15:07:59 <Chaos> damnz|afk, to tell you the truth
Sep 11 15:08:02 <Chaos> i could care less about your history
Sep 11 15:08:03 <Chaos> lol
Sep 11 15:08:10 <Chaos> and i didn't ask you to change it
Sep 11 15:08:13 <Chaos> i didn't even criticize you for it
Sep 11 15:08:14 <damnz|afk> so do I about yours being killed
Sep 11 15:08:23 <damnz|afk> i didn't say you do
Sep 11 15:08:24 <Chaos> you can do whatever the hell you want on 9/11
Sep 11 15:08:26 <damnz|afk> i just felt like saying that
Sep 11 15:08:33 <Chaos> if 9/11 is "hug a terrorist" day in catelonia
Sep 11 15:08:36 <Chaos> go for it
Sep 11 15:08:38 <Chaos> catalonia*
Sep 11 15:08:44 <damnz|afk> -_-
Sep 11 15:08:58 <damnz|afk> how many people got killed in USA that day?
Sep 11 15:09:11 * Chaos shrugs

Some Kicking

Spoiler!

Then I got my script to work...

Spoiler!

Fast forward 2+ hours, I was afk but I forgot I left the script on and...

Spoiler!

Sep 11 21:47:17 <Asce> oh yeah Woofcat
Sep 11 21:47:23 <Asce> can i get mah ops back now >_<
Sep 11 21:47:38 <Asce> that would be super fabulous
Sep 11 21:47:45 <Woofcat> no
Sep 11 21:47:46 <Woofcat> fuck you
Sep 11 21:47:51 <Asce> :(
Sep 11 21:47:55 <Asce> whot
Sep 11 21:48:08 <Woofcat> you lost them
Sep 11 21:48:14 <Woofcat> permanently
Sep 11 21:48:15 <Asce> you found them
Sep 11 21:48:18 <Asce> zomg :O
Sep 11 21:48:39 <Archiel> o.O
Sep 11 21:48:46 <Asce> it's not like i intended for it to happen, i was afk >_>
Sep 11 21:48:54 <Woofcat> I don't give a shit
Sep 11 21:49:07 <Woofcat> You are responsible for your terminal.
Sep 11 21:49:33 <Archiel> oh...Asce was a + the whole time huh
Sep 11 21:49:38 <Asce> lol
Sep 11 21:49:45 <Asce> Woofcat, it's auto-rejoin's fault
Sep 11 21:49:45 <Asce> i swear
Sep 11 21:50:04 <Woofcat> remind me to give shit to gin0va for unbanning you.
Sep 11 21:50:07 * Woofcat sets ban on *!*God@*.is.King.of.Aces
Sep 11 21:50:08 * You have been kicked from #mangashare by Woofcat (Woofcat)

Serious Talk
Sep 11 21:55:03 <Asce> chill the fuck out
Sep 11 21:55:09 <Woofcat> no
Sep 11 21:55:19 <Woofcat> this is not the first time you have spammed like 5 fucking pages
Sep 11 21:55:22 <Woofcat> of kicking damnz
Sep 11 21:55:31 <Woofcat> every time I tell you to not do this shit
Sep 11 21:55:33 <Woofcat> and you keep fucking doing it
Sep 11 21:55:37 <Woofcat> so you're done.
Sep 11 21:55:59 <Asce> first of all, this happens like once in a blue moon cause i only fire up mIRC once in a blue moon (not counting when i had to make the topic for this channel sexy)
Sep 11 21:56:22 <Asce> secondly, it's not like i interrupted conversation with a block of kicks, nobody's speaking in the channel
Sep 11 21:56:48 <Asce> thirdly (thirdly?), he deserved it (see first blob of text in this post)
Sep 11 21:58:24 <Asce> and...this is pointless because it won't change anything
Sep 11 21:58:50 <Asce> afterall, you've already decided that somehow banning me from the channel and taking away my ops is the right thing to do
Sep 11 21:59:00 <Asce> and you're not even reading this anymore are you Woofcat >_>
Sep 11 21:59:05 <Woofcat> I am
Sep 11 21:59:12 <Asce> (damn lurker!)
Sep 11 22:00:45 <Asce> well then Woofcat, i admit the giant blob of text which is me kicking damnz is my responsibility and if you still think you're right after what i've told you, fine
Sep 11 22:00:59 <Asce> oh and don't blame gin0va for unbanning me, he didn't know you were the one who banned me
Sep 11 22:01:01 <Woofcat> Asce, more than once = too often.
Sep 11 22:01:23 <Woofcat> Just because no-one is speaking doesn't make it acceptable to spam 5 pages of shit
Sep 11 22:01:39 <Asce> like i said, that's my fault
Sep 11 22:01:46 <Woofcat> and no he didn't deserve it from what I can tell, and eitherway he is a staff member so you should have talked to him.
Sep 11 22:02:06 <Asce> 1. kicks between us are not personal
Sep 11 22:02:06 <Woofcat> It will change something, if you can't kick / ban people then... you can't kick / ban people.
Sep 11 22:02:36 <Asce> damnz, did not take any kicks as an offense (not to my knowledge)
Sep 11 22:02:54 <Asce> 2. i say he had it coming to him but you won't understand so that's that
Sep 11 22:03:54 <Asce> ya know damnz this would be a great time for you to step in >_>

He never did...and so, more than a week later stands Asce without OPs, so no, I can't ban someone for being a jackass in the channel, stop asking me (zid and MrD), no I can't unban a person who was banned because they didn't deserve it so stop asking me (same people), no I'm not actually mad at Woofcat so stop asking (general people). And FINALLY, in case you guys seem to have missed the bolded words up there, "When are you getting your OPs back?" Seemingly never.

**zidane21ps** · 09-20-2008, 06:25 PM

I can't ban someone for being a jackass in the channel, stop asking me (zid and MrD), no I can't unban a person who was banned because they didn't deserve it so stop asking me (same people),

1. there was only 1 jackass in the channel that i couldn't ban - luckily he was there for just ~30 minutes, as we both know

(/stupid halfops

)

2. I was the one who unbanned the people who got banned by "that" jackass...
So, I don't need your for that.

Though, it's still annoying to have to unban them...since they were also asking ME to unban'em...

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