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[Arhazivory]

It's Soooo Big It Counts As Another Me.

So Yes, 2 Party Hats, Xxxl.

-_-' Well, thank you fxu for making me imagine a giant penis sitting beside you with a party hat on. Thank you very much! -_-"

[thsv]

Spoiler!

[20:40] <Arhazivory|mopping> I joined dattebayo server onc, and channel
[20:41] <Asce> ok?
[20:41] <Arhazivory|mopping> There were a lot of people and I said nothing
[20:41] <Arhazivory|mopping> I've never been back
[20:43] <Arisato-kun> I'd be afraid to go to dattebayo personally
[20:43] <Arisato-kun> wasn't it clogged with narutards?
[20:44] <Asce> i wouldn't be able to sit in there without trying to kill everyone
[20:44] <Arhazivory|mopping> I think the narutards would be afraid to go there
[20:44] <Arhazivory|mopping> They'd be afraid of getting banned
[20:45] <Arhazivory|mopping> They spoke about games and movies and stuff
[20:45] * Arhazivory|mopping shrugs
[20:45] <Arisato-kun> hmm....I'm shocked
[20:45] <Arisato-kun> I'd expect...."Z0MGEE SasuNaru ftw!!!!!!"
[20:45] <Arisato-kun> or something to that effect.....
[20:46] <Asce> :|
[20:46] <Arisato-kun> Asce DeviantArt and my friends convos with me of FanFiction have scarred me
[20:46] <Arisato-kun> for life
[20:46] <Asce> lulz
[20:46] <Arisato-kun> I'm surprised my eyes still work
[20:46] <Asce> deviant art
[20:46] <Arhazivory|mopping> Deviant art people converse?
[20:47] <Asce> no
[20:47] <Asce> they draw pictures
[20:47] <Arisato-kun> if you avoid the 25% that is all yaoi fangirls then you're good
[20:47] <Asce> of sasuke and naruto in
[20:47] <Asce> compromising situations
[20:47] <Arhazivory|mopping> that;s what I think too
[20:47] <Arhazivory|mopping> I hate yaoi
[20:48] <Arhazivory|mopping> I don't get the fangirl yaoi fascination at all
[20:49] <Arisato-kun> neither do I
[20:50] <Arisato-kun> my friend has mangas like that and flashes them in my face when I least expect it
[20:50] <Arhazivory|mopping> I'd slap him
[20:50] <Arhazivory|mopping> or burn them
[20:50] <Asce> Arhazivory|mopping,
[20:50] <Arisato-kun> it usually ends with me rolling on the ground and screaming "My eyes! my eyes! Someone gouge them out!"
[20:50] <Asce> your friend has yaoi mangas?
[20:50] <Asce> i meant Arisato-kun
[20:50] <Arisato-kun> yes
[20:50] <Asce> he's gay?
[20:50] <Arisato-kun> she
[20:50] <Asce> oh
[20:50] <Arisato-kun> XD
[20:50] <Asce> :|
[20:51] <Arisato-kun> I have friends that are girls Asce
[20:51] <Arisato-kun> the girl is not a mysterious creature to me XD
[20:51] * Asce shrugs
[20:51] <Asce> so do i
[20:51] <Asce> except luckily for me
[20:51] <Asce> i don't have friends that enjoy yaoi


[20:51] <Arisato-kun> yeah it happens
[20:52] <Arisato-kun> I just ignore it now
[20:52] <Arisato-kun> people can like what they like
[20:52] <Arisato-kun> I dun care
[20:52] <Arhazivory|mopping> I don't have any friends who like it either
[20:53] <Arhazivory|mopping> but then again....hn...nevermind
[20:53] <Arhazivory|mopping> I've never seen a real manga
[20:53] <Arisato-kun> well it's not that bad
[20:53] <Arisato-kun> it's Gravitation
[20:54] <Arisato-kun> which I have sadly read before. I went to the library and thought oh cool a manga about a rock band
[20:54] <Arisato-kun> little did I know how wrong I was.....


[20:54] <Asce> .................................................. ..................
[20:54] <Asce> Arisato-kun, reads yaoi
[20:54] <Asce> cool
[20:54] <Asce> and now i'm gonna leave
[20:54] <Arisato-kun> lol twas an honest mistake
[20:55] <Arisato-kun> I think I scared him off forever
[20:55] <Arisato-kun> perhaps i should write a book about my misadventures XD
[20:56] <Arhazivory|mopping> lol...maybe you should
[20:56] <Arisato-kun> it'd make a good manga
[20:58] <thsv> Arisato-kun reads yaoi?
[20:58] <thsv> ewwwwwww
[20:58] <Arisato-kun> how do you think I feel thsv!?!
[20:59] <Arhazivory|mopping> tch tch
[20:59] <thsv> i read a whole article about yaoi in neo this week
[20:59] <Arisato-kun> omg are you ok?
[20:59] <thsv> seriously
[20:59] <Arisato-kun> it's....
[20:59] <Arisato-kun> just....
[20:59] <Arisato-kun> no
[20:59] <thsv> the plots could come straight out of gay porn
[21:00] <Arisato-kun> what do you mean could? they probably do
[21:00] <Arhazivory|mopping> I'm sure they do
[21:00] <Arisato-kun> you're sure Ivory?
[21:00] <Arisato-kun> XD
[21:01] <thsv> Love those boys! Gravitation hits the UK
[21:01] <Arisato-kun> ....please tell me that was the headline
[21:01] <Arisato-kun> I will laugh so hard.....
[21:02] <thsv> yep
[21:02] <thsv> its on the website
[21:02] <Arisato-kun> XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
[21:02] <thsv> http://www.neomag.co.uk/current.asp
[21:02] <Arisato-kun> that is me and humanity laughing right now

[Arisato-kun]

Spoiler!

[20:40] <Arhazivory|mopping> I joined dattebayo server onc, and channel
[20:41] <Asce> ok?
[20:41] <Arhazivory|mopping> There were a lot of people and I said nothing
[20:41] <Arhazivory|mopping> I've never been back
[20:43] <Arisato-kun> I'd be afraid to go to dattebayo personally
[20:43] <Arisato-kun> wasn't it clogged with narutards?
[20:44] <Asce> i wouldn't be able to sit in there without trying to kill everyone
[20:44] <Arhazivory|mopping> I think the narutards would be afraid to go there
[20:44] <Arhazivory|mopping> They'd be afraid of getting banned
[20:45] <Arhazivory|mopping> They spoke about games and movies and stuff
[20:45] * Arhazivory|mopping shrugs
[20:45] <Arisato-kun> hmm....I'm shocked
[20:45] <Arisato-kun> I'd expect...."Z0MGEE SasuNaru ftw!!!!!!"
[20:45] <Arisato-kun> or something to that effect.....
[20:46] <Asce> :|
[20:46] <Arisato-kun> Asce DeviantArt and my friends convos with me of FanFiction have scarred me
[20:46] <Arisato-kun> for life
[20:46] <Asce> lulz
[20:46] <Arisato-kun> I'm surprised my eyes still work
[20:46] <Asce> deviant art
[20:46] <Arhazivory|mopping> Deviant art people converse?
[20:47] <Asce> no
[20:47] <Asce> they draw pictures
[20:47] <Arisato-kun> if you avoid the 25% that is all yaoi fangirls then you're good
[20:47] <Asce> of sasuke and naruto in
[20:47] <Asce> compromising situations
[20:47] <Arhazivory|mopping> that;s what I think too
[20:47] <Arhazivory|mopping> I hate yaoi
[20:48] <Arhazivory|mopping> I don't get the fangirl yaoi fascination at all
[20:49] <Arisato-kun> neither do I
[20:50] <Arisato-kun> my friend has mangas like that and flashes them in my face when I least expect it
[20:50] <Arhazivory|mopping> I'd slap him
[20:50] <Arhazivory|mopping> or burn them
[20:50] <Asce> Arhazivory|mopping,
[20:50] <Arisato-kun> it usually ends with me rolling on the ground and screaming "My eyes! my eyes! Someone gouge them out!"
[20:50] <Asce> your friend has yaoi mangas?
[20:50] <Asce> i meant Arisato-kun
[20:50] <Arisato-kun> yes
[20:50] <Asce> he's gay?
[20:50] <Arisato-kun> she
[20:50] <Asce> oh
[20:50] <Arisato-kun> XD
[20:50] <Asce> :|
[20:51] <Arisato-kun> I have friends that are girls Asce
[20:51] <Arisato-kun> the girl is not a mysterious creature to me XD
[20:51] * Asce shrugs
[20:51] <Asce> so do i
[20:51] <Asce> except luckily for me
[20:51] <Asce> i don't have friends that enjoy yaoi


[20:51] <Arisato-kun> yeah it happens
[20:52] <Arisato-kun> I just ignore it now
[20:52] <Arisato-kun> people can like what they like
[20:52] <Arisato-kun> I dun care
[20:52] <Arhazivory|mopping> I don't have any friends who like it either
[20:53] <Arhazivory|mopping> but then again....hn...nevermind
[20:53] <Arhazivory|mopping> I've never seen a real manga
[20:53] <Arisato-kun> well it's not that bad
[20:53] <Arisato-kun> it's Gravitation
[20:54] <Arisato-kun> which I have sadly read before. I went to the library and thought oh cool a manga about a rock band
[20:54] <Arisato-kun> little did I know how wrong I was.....


[20:54] <Asce> .................................................. ..................
[20:54] <Asce> Arisato-kun, reads yaoi
[20:54] <Asce> cool
[20:54] <Asce> and now i'm gonna leave
[20:54] <Arisato-kun> lol twas an honest mistake
[20:55] <Arisato-kun> I think I scared him off forever
[20:55] <Arisato-kun> perhaps i should write a book about my misadventures XD
[20:56] <Arhazivory|mopping> lol...maybe you should
[20:56] <Arisato-kun> it'd make a good manga
[20:58] <thsv> Arisato-kun reads yaoi?
[20:58] <thsv> ewwwwwww
[20:58] <Arisato-kun> how do you think I feel thsv!?!
[20:59] <Arhazivory|mopping> tch tch
[20:59] <thsv> i read a whole article about yaoi in neo this week
[20:59] <Arisato-kun> omg are you ok?
[20:59] <thsv> seriously
[20:59] <Arisato-kun> it's....
[20:59] <Arisato-kun> just....
[20:59] <Arisato-kun> no
[20:59] <thsv> the plots could come straight out of gay porn
[21:00] <Arisato-kun> what do you mean could? they probably do
[21:00] <Arhazivory|mopping> I'm sure they do
[21:00] <Arisato-kun> you're sure Ivory?
[21:00] <Arisato-kun> XD
[21:01] <thsv> Love those boys! Gravitation hits the UK
[21:01] <Arisato-kun> ....please tell me that was the headline
[21:01] <Arisato-kun> I will laugh so hard.....
[21:02] <thsv> yep
[21:02] <thsv> its on the website
[21:02] <Arisato-kun> XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
[21:02] <thsv> http://www.neomag.co.uk/current.asp
[21:02] <Arisato-kun> that is me and humanity laughing right now

Me and my crazy misadventures. I still think it's funny that Asce ran away. XD

[Asce]

I was doing work...

[Archiel]

[17:03] <@Asce|away> LINK MEH
[17:03] <@Asce|away> DO IT
[17:03] <@Asce|away> LINK ME
[17:03] <@Asce|away> ROAR
[17:03] <+knexx> dude
[17:03] <Arhazivory> It was on one of those many sites
[17:03] <+knexx> its like the only ecchi series
[17:03] <+knexx> that is good
[17:03] <Arhazivory> lol
[17:03] <@Asce|away> LIIIINK MEE
[17:03] <+knexx> its like ecchi good
[17:03] * @Asce|away spanks Archiel <--Don't even know what the fuck is going on
[17:03] <@Asce|away> FUCK
[17:03] <+knexx> good ecchi
[17:03] <+knexx> the first of its kind
[17:03] <@Asce|away> keep tabbing wrong
[17:04] * @Asce|away spanks Arhazivory
[17:04] <Arhazivory> Go google Sekirei images Asce
[17:04] <@Asce|away> Archiel, we're going to move past that moment like it never happened
[17:04] <Arhazivory> lol

[Simian]

[17:03] <@Asce|away> LINK MEH
[17:03] <@Asce|away> DO IT
[17:03] <@Asce|away> LINK ME
[17:03] <@Asce|away> ROAR
[17:03] <+knexx> dude
[17:03] <Arhazivory> It was on one of those many sites
[17:03] <+knexx> its like the only ecchi series
[17:03] <+knexx> that is good
[17:03] <Arhazivory> lol
[17:03] <@Asce|away> LIIIINK MEE
[17:03] <+knexx> its like ecchi good
[17:03] * @Asce|away spanks Archiel <--Don't even know what the fuck is going on
[17:03] <@Asce|away> FUCK
[17:03] <+knexx> good ecchi
[17:03] <+knexx> the first of its kind
[17:03] <@Asce|away> keep tabbing wrong
[17:04] * @Asce|away spanks Arhazivory
[17:04] <Arhazivory> Go google Sekirei images Asce
[17:04] <@Asce|away> Archiel, we're going to move past that moment like it never happened
[17:04] <Arhazivory> lol

Any vids of it?

[thsv]

I was doing work...

After reading the log again I thought i should post Asce's uneditted reaction

[20:54] <Arisato-kun> little did I know how wrong I was.....
[20:54] <Asce> .......
[20:54] <Arhazivory|mopping> lol
[20:54] <Arhazivory|mopping> lmao
[20:54] <Arhazivory|mopping> hush
[20:54] <Asce> .......
[20:54] <Asce> .............
[20:54] <Asce> ......................................
[20:54] <Arhazivory|mopping> HAHAHA
[20:54] <Asce> .................................................. ..................
[20:54] <Asce> Arisato-kun, reads yaoi
[20:54] <Asce> cool
[20:54] <Asce> and now i'm gonna leave

[Asce]

[17:03] * @Asce|away spanks Archiel <--Don't even know what the fuck is going on

It's explained later in your post...

[17:03] <@Asce|away> FUCK
[17:03] <@Asce|away> keep tabbing wrong
[17:04] * @Asce|away spanks Arhazivory

[Archiel]

It's explained later in your post...

Ah I see...you blame everything on tab...

[Asce]

<manfreaks> c'mon, play something fun
<fxu> hey manfreaks
<manfreaks> what?
<fxu> try this game
<manfreaks> ??
<fxu> /quit triviagame=1
<manfreaks> and then..........
<fxu> type it
<fxu> and the game starts
<manfreaks> so....
<manfreaks> hm..................
<Asce|away> what year was the war of 1812 fought in
<Asce|away> TRIVIA HAS BEGUN
<fxu> 1812
<manfreaks> uh
<Asce|away> fxu answers correctly!
<manfreaks> i was killed
<Asce|away> fxu: 1
<manfreaks> manfreaks : 100
<Asce|away> how many years did the hundred years war last?
<manfreaks> yuppy
<fxu> manfreaks
<fxu> stop the game
<fxu> /quit triviagame=0
<fxu> type that
<manfreaks> what??
<fxu> STOP THE GAME
<manfreaks> am i wrong?
<fxu> it's lagging
<fxu> we'll start it over
<manfreaks> okay....
<manfreaks> then...
<Asce|away> how many years did the hundred years war last?
<Asce|away> how many years did the hundred years war last?
<Asce|away> how many years did the hundred years war last?
<manfreaks> 2
<manfreaks> ?
<fxu> brahhhhh
<fxu> stop ze gameeee
* Asce|away has kicked manfreaks from #mangashare (wrong answer)

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<fxu> fine
<fxu> XD
<Asce|away> every time he answers wrong
<Asce|away> which will be all the time
<Asce|away> cause he's a fucking idiot
<Asce|away>
<fxu> gawd this kid is so retarded it's hard to make him quit
<Asce|away> lol
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<manfreaks> hey
<manfreaks> stop the game
<fxu> you wanna stop getting kicked ?
<Asce|away> correct answer not provided, cycling to next question
<fxu> type
<manfreaks> I_I
<fxu> /quit nokick=1
<Asce|away> Which king issued the edict of nantes?
<fxu> NANTES
* Asce|away has kicked fxu from #mangashare (wrong answer)
* fxu (~fxu@3065b4fc.25a4ad7.mia.bellsouth.net) has joined #mangashare
* [^_^] gives voice to fxu
<manfreaks> yes
* Asce|away has kicked manfreaks from #mangashare (wrong answer)

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<Asce|away> just keeping it fair fxu
<Asce|away> in his eyes anyway
<Asce|away>
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<fxu> XD
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<manfreaks> I_I
* Asce|away has kicked manfreaks from #mangashare (wrong answer)
<Asce|away> tell him any text he types
<Asce|away> is consindered an answer
<Asce|away> considered*
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<fxu> henry 4
<fxu> i think>
<Asce|away> fxu answers correctly!
<Asce|away> fxu: 2
<Asce|away> who is the main character of the manga series: naruto?
<manfreaks> naruto
<jja|proofing> sauske
<Asce|away> jja|proofing answers correctly!
<manfreaks> naruto
<fxu> sakura
<Asce|away> fxu: 2 jja|proofing: 1
<jja|proofing> lol
<manfreaks> u cheated
<jja|proofing> no one cheeted
<jja|proofing> cheated
<fxu> i cheetos
<manfreaks> where's naruto??
<manfreaks> die
<Asce|away> who is the mangaka of the manga soul eater?
<manfreaks> ??
<Archiel> ookubo atsushi
<Asce|away> Archiel answers correctly!
<fxu> -_-
<Archiel> damn straight
<fxu> someone get an actual bot
<manfreaks> I_I
<Asce|away> fxu: 2 jja|proofing: 1 Archiel: 1
<fxu> with questions
<jja|proofing> I have a bot
<Archiel> ask Chizuru
<jja|proofing> but it doesn't have quizes
<Asce|away> what color thongs are most prefered by men on women?
<fxu> white
<manfreaks> blue
<fxu> red
<fxu> black
<jja|proofing> red
<fxu> brown
* Asce|away has kicked manfreaks from #mangashare (wrong answer)
<fxu> yellow
<fxu> green
<fxu> no thongs
<Archiel> black
<Archiel> white
<Asce|away> i assume one of the colors fxu gave is the answer
<Asce|away> lol
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<Archiel> gray
<Archiel> lol
<Asce|away> fxu answers correctly!
<Asce|away> fxu: 3 jja|proofing: 1 Archiel: 1
<Archiel> oh fuck
<manfreaks> i kicked again I_I
<Archiel> football is on
<manfreaks> don't play anything and anymore I_I
<Asce|away> name all the continents that start and end with an A!
>#mangashare< holy shit there are actually a lot :|
<Archiel> australia, antartica, america?
<Archiel> asia
<Archiel> africa
<Archiel> fuck
<Archiel> there is a lot
<Asce|away> Archiel answers correctly! (somewhat)
<Asce|away> fxu: 3 jja|proofing: 1 Archiel: 2
<jja|proofing> america isn't a continent
<manfreaks> what?
<Archiel> yes it is
<jja|proofing> North America, South America
<Asce|away> jja|proofing's pompous comment sets him back a point!
<jja|proofing> 2
<Asce|away> fxu: 3 jja|proofing: 0 Archiel: 1
<Archiel> fuck it
<Archiel> lol
<manfreaks> lol
<manfreaks> too
<jja|proofing> o well, I'm out
* Asce|away has kicked manfreaks from #mangashare (wrong answer!)
<Asce|away> lulz
<Asce|away> being a triviabot is entertaining

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<Asce|away> spell the word cuntmuscle backwards!
<ninjastik> elcsumtnuc
<manfreaks> the Asce|away is killer machine in there :o
* Asce|away has kicked manfreaks from #mangashare (wrong answer!)
<Asce|away> blah blah ninja correct
<Asce|away> fxu: 3 jja|proofing: 1 Archiel: 1 ninjastik: 1
<Asce|away> wait

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<Asce|away> fxu: 3 jja|proofing: 0 Archiel: 1 ninjastik: 1
<Asce|away> the game is paused for our host asce to say a few words!!!
<Asce|away> manfreaks, you know any message you say
<manfreaks> !quit this game
<Asce|away> is count as a wrong answer
<Asce|away> manfreaks,
<manfreaks> what
<Asce|away> it's
<Asce|away> /quit this game
<manfreaks> yuppy
<Asce|away> type that to quit the game
<Asce|away> the game is now continued!!!!
* manfreaks has quit (Quit: this game)
<Asce|away> LOL
<fxu> rofl
<Asce|away> FINALLY
<fxu> finally
<Sangaz> >.>
<Archiel> lol
* Asce|away sets ban on manfreaks!*@*
<Sangaz> idiot
<Archiel> group effort guys
<fxu> :]
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And this was him PMing me....
<manfreaks> hey buddy stop the game I_I
<manfreaks> ?
<manfreaks> ehm.......
* manfreaks has quit (Quit: this game)
<manfreaks> shit
<manfreaks> hey
<manfreaks> i'll be kill u soon!!!

After he quit, he reconnected and started threatening me...at least I think he was threatening me..."i'll be kill u soon!!!" leaves room for interpretation.