I wish everybody responded to my clear intellectual superiority the way you did.
...I mean uh, no? <_<;;;
Seriously though, I find that about 90% of theories regarding Naruto are written by people who have less hair on their balls than I do on my chin.
They simply can't wait for more facts to appear so they formulate a 'theory' (Last time I checked a theory was based on a set of verifiable truths, not unfounded speculation) that conforms to whatever they want to happen later in the series by using whatever vague links they've made based on hair styles and shoe size in the vain hope that people will put them up on a pedestal as the greatest thinker of our time, all while they get to sing "I told you so!" at the top of their lungs.
The 'theories' that litter various forums speak volumes about the most common form of Naruto reader and only serves to show me why people look down on us 'Narutards'. It's ever-so-slightly depressing so I think I'll push it out of my mind until another thread like this appears in a few months, hopefully I'll be in a anger induced coma at that point.