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    ♪~|¤§ Onion Head §¤|~♪ Kikiz's Avatar
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    A new student (kid) gets in a new school.
    The teacher asks him: What's your name?
    Kid: I don't know...
    Teacher: Oh... Well, your homework will be to find out what your name is.
    Kid: OK.
    The kid goes home and then, sees his mom
    Kid: Mom, what's my name?
    Mom: Shut up! I'm busy!
    The kid goes find his brother, who is watching his favorite show
    Kid: What's my name?
    Brother: Superman!!!!!!!!
    The kid goes to see his sister.
    Kid: hey, what's my name?
    Sister: (misunderstands the question) Oh, no! Not that f**** crazy old man again!!!!
    The kid goes to see his father.
    Kid: What's my name?
    Dad: (stuck in a chair, and just got out) Man! I'm out at LAST!

    Next day, the kid really happy cuz he did his homework.
    Teacher: so, what your name?
    Kid: Shut up! I'm busy!
    Teacher: What? Who do you think you are?!
    Kid: Superman!!!!!!!!!
    Teacher: Come, I'm bringing you to the principal's office.
    Kid:Oh, no! Not that f**** crazy old man again!!!!
    They go to the principal's and the teacher tells the principal everything.
    Principal: You have sweared in the school. Now, you are terminated from this school for ever!
    The kid gets kicked out of school and says: Man!I'm out at LAST!!!

    Next joke:
    The art teacher decides to teach the students how to draw an apple.
    She draws an apple on the black board and asks the students: Can someone tell me what I drew?
    A student: A big hairy @$$.
    Teacher: How dare you be so not respectful!
    The teacher goes to get the principal.
    The principal gets in the class room and yells: It is not right to be dis-respectful to your teacher. (he turns around to the black board) OMG! I can't believe you guys even drew a big @$$ on the board!!!
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    Adam to Eva:

    -Would you merry me?

    Eva

    -Do I have a choice?



    get it?

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    He said: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
    She said: You wear pants don't you?



    How about a picture?

    Spoiler!

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    Everything I Learned In Life, I Learned From CLAMP
    11. The most powerful people are alcoholics.
    23. Tokyo Tower is, more than likely, the source of all evil.
    29. Torture and mind games are just another way of showing you care.


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    Question - Take the "f" out of safe and then take the "f" out of way. What do you get?

    Answer - There is no f in way.

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    An Aussie and a Kiwi were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer.

    After a while the Kiwi says to the Aussie, 'If I was to sneak over to your house and shag your wife while you were off fishing, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?'

    'The Aussie crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes, thinking real hard about the question.

    Finally, he says, 'Well, I don't know about being related, but it would make us even.
    Last edited by stevensr123; 06-02-2008 at 10:14 AM.

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