I really hope that Naruto hasn't shown us all that he can do yet. I don't want the timeskip training to have been for nothing. I'm also ready for Hiraishin. Think of how great that would be. He could counter just about anything anybody could throw at him.
Sasuke uses chidori: I'm behind you with rasengan.
Itachi uses Tsukiyomi: I'm behind you with rasengan.
Itachi uses Amaterasu: Pfft fire? I'm already behind you with rasengan.
Deidara uses C4: Can't blow me up if I'm behind you with rasengan!
Deidara uses self-destruct: I'm back in Konoha or I just go behind you with rasengan.
Hidan uses his curse: I'm behind you, push you out of the cirlce, and then use rasengan.
Kakuzu uses his elemental attacks and chakra veins: I'm behind you with Rasenshuriken!
Sasori uses his puppets: "ha I'm behind you," "but I can change my body," "but you cant escape rasengan!"
Orochimaru uses michael jackson-no jutsu: "come with me and I'll give you candy", "bitch I'm already behing you with rasengan!"
-Dawson "who had way too much fun writing this"
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