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    heard he once punched a man in his soul...

    lol ROLF
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    but who was the strongest nin minato or dear old sarutobi-sensei xD
    they may called the third a professor and i reali believe that.
    but they also called the fourth the best ninja konoha ever produced.
    Last edited by Linkz; 10-10-2007 at 09:12 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
    NAruto's next Rasengan powerup(where he uses his new Fuuton RS while in Fox Xage mode) will accidentally make a tear in dimensions and suck Aizen and everyone else into Narutoverse, which will result in Madara and Aizen fusing, and Naruto will borrow Ichigo's enormous Zanpakuto and charge it with Wind Chakra and cut Madaraizen(if you steal this term I will hunt you down and disembowel you) in half, and then the world explodes from the awesomeness of the scene.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Linkz View Post
    but who was the strongest nin minato or dear old sarutobi-sensei xD
    they may called the third a professor and i reali believe that.
    but they also called the fourth the best ninja konoha ever produced.
    If the Hiraishin works the way I think it works, it would effectively defeat any other strategy on the board, given that the user (Namikaze) has time to set it up. It wouldn't matter how strong or powerful an enemy's ninjutsu, genjutsu, or taijutsu is - a battlefield peppered with Hiraishin seals or special kunai means instant death for anybody else fighting on it. A user on another board I post on, talking about his wish that Naruto would somehow acquire the Hiraishin jutsu, made his case rather humorously as follows...

    I really hope that Naruto hasn't shown us all that he can do yet. I don't want the timeskip training to have been for nothing. I'm also ready for Hiraishin. Think of how great that would be. He could counter just about anything anybody could throw at him.

    Sasuke uses chidori: I'm behind you with rasengan.
    Itachi uses Tsukiyomi: I'm behind you with rasengan.
    Itachi uses Amaterasu: Pfft fire? I'm already behind you with rasengan.
    Deidara uses C4: Can't blow me up if I'm behind you with rasengan!
    Deidara uses self-destruct: I'm back in Konoha or I just go behind you with rasengan.
    Hidan uses his curse: I'm behind you, push you out of the cirlce, and then use rasengan.
    Kakuzu uses his elemental attacks and chakra veins: I'm behind you with Rasenshuriken!
    Sasori uses his puppets: "ha I'm behind you," "but I can change my body," "but you cant escape rasengan!"
    Orochimaru uses michael jackson-no jutsu: "come with me and I'll give you candy", "bitch I'm already behing you with rasengan!"

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    i'm pretty sure Naruto will eventually learn the hiraishin jutsu, but that was hilarious. I love how he finished it off with orochimaru michael jackson-no-jutsu,

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    Nice. For some reason, that reminds me of the Juggernaut video.
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    That Rasengan quote just won the thread.

    Anyway, am I the only person who really doesn't want Tsunade to save Jiraiya? The last thing we need is Kakashi being stuck in Konoha shuffling papers instead of out in the wild practising badassery.

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    coincident

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    I thought of 2 more to add to that quote.

    Pein brings out his 6 bodies: My kagebunshins are already behind u with rasengan and i'm bout to bring on the pain.
    Sakura calls to Naruto for dinner: Ho, I'm already behind u with my dick.

    LMAO

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    @billdoors lol did you right that or somebody else ??
    NAruto's next Rasengan powerup(where he uses his new Fuuton RS while in Fox Xage mode) will accidentally make a tear in dimensions and suck Aizen and everyone else into Narutoverse, which will result in Madara and Aizen fusing, and Naruto will borrow Ichigo's enormous Zanpakuto and charge it with Wind Chakra and cut Madaraizen(if you steal this term I will hunt you down and disembowel you) in half, and then the world explodes from the awesomeness of the scene.
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    heh im gonna translate what's written in chinese in the jojohot "proof" of fake spoilers




    "come come come . . ."
    "let's all expose these fake pictures"
    "number 1= (red lines) there's no red cloud on the akatsuki suit."
    "number 2 = (green lines) pein's speech bubble is suspicious, on closer inspection it says '...' "
    "number 3 = (blue lines) jiraiya's attitude is different and he's been turned into a sausage.
    "all the above are just speculation"
    "dont blame me if i get it wrong"


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    Found at mangahelpers

    Quote Originally Posted by toniCHRYSA
    Verification: Confirmed
    Type: Spoiler Pictures
    Source: Unknown
    Credits: Unknown


    I think it's the "REAL" one







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    Don't edit it anymore. it gets messed up! hehehe
    Quote Originally Posted by Iwanin from mangahelpers
    The pictures correllate with Himajin's spoilers.

    There are very few readable lines in the pictures, but among them is the title: Growing into a god.

    The other visible line is Pain's "into a god." (when he says infinate pain has helped him grow into such).

    This summary correlates with both Himajin's spoilers and the real pictures, so it's most likely real.

    The source is 2ch, btw.

    扉絵なし
    No opening image*

    *(and as you can see, the title is on the second image top to bottom above).

    ペイン(長門)蟹を口寄せ
    Pain (Nagato) summons a crab.

    コナンの蝦蟇油を洗い落とす
    その蟹自来也を襲うが乱獅子髪の術でしばり
    蟹を消すそしてその術でペイン捕まえる
    The crab washes away the Toad Oil on Konan and attacks Jiraiya, but Jiraiya restrains it with his hair jutsu and does away with it, and then restrains Pain with the same jutsu.

    自来也とペインが会話
    Jiaiya and Pain talk.
    弥彦はとっくに死んだ
    Pain says Yahiko died a long time ago.
    自来也ムキ!
    Jiraiya gets pissed.*

    *Ok, this is a scene which appears in the images above, and which was described by Himajin. Jiraiya asks about Yahiko and Nagato dismissively says "yeah, I think I remember him. Died long ago, that idiot." Well, he doesn't say idiot, but his wording implies Yahiko was really insignificant, which is probably what pisses Jiraiya off.

    中略
    Start of summary.

    尾獣集めの目的
    The purpose of collecting Bijuu.

    尾獣を使って新しい禁術を造るため
    The idea is to produce a new kinjustu (forbidden jutsu) with them.

    一つ使用しただけで一瞬にして大国を潰す
    Using this jutsu but once would be enough to destroy one of the Great Countries in an instant.

    最大最強の禁術兵器を作るため
    It would be the ultimate kinjutsu weapon.

    中略
    End summary.

    ペインと自来也口寄せ
    Pain and Jiriaya both do a summon.

    ペイン カメレオン
    Pain's summon is a chameleon

    自来也 蝦蟇 不器用なヤマケンさん
    Jiraiya's is a toad, "Clumsy Yamaken-san"

    次号 本当の怪物
    Next time: The Real Monster

    まぁペインってそのまま痛みって意味なのね
    Just the poster remarking that "Pain" means "pain," plain and simple.
    Last edited by Jinoh; 10-11-2007 at 12:33 PM.

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    Great job Gin0va, where would we be without you
    Orochimaru reminds me of Michael Jackson... Hes pale and has long black hair LOL

    "Come here Sasuke, I'll show you the true power of the white snake" ROFLMAO

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