Tobi crack theory, courtesy of tvtropes
Courtesy of the TVTropes Naruto WildMassGuessing page:
Tobi isn't the Mizukage or Danzo or Madara or anything silly like that. Tobi is a nonentity who impersonates famous ninja for kicks. Sharingan? Contact lens.
That's right. Tobi's a cosplayer.
Tobi is a good boy, that at least once wanted to try and be the big old villain.
A bridge towards peace; the will of fire still endures!
Rokudaime Hokage, Rokudaime Rikudou Sennin Uzumaki Naruto
This is not a theory, this is a joke.
I am not perfect and I defy you to prove otherwise
Growing Old Gracefully is an Oxymoron ... Mostly Moron !
I too am InB4 Graveyard
Originally Posted by Rokudaime Sennin ™