$500,000,000 but you get kicked in the balls

[Uzumaki_Tim]

Surgical removal is risky as you can get kicked while under the knife.

I recommend the good old fashion method of a big pair of scissors, a roll of bandage, a bottle of Russian rum and a cellphone with 911 on speed dial.

dw I found us a loophole to that danger ^_^ Just wait til you have already had your 3 David Beckams to the nuts in the one day, then as long as you have the surgery before midnight you're in the clear! Phew

[Chris200]

dw I found us a loophole to that danger ^_^ Just wait til you have already had your 3 David Beckams to the nuts in the one day, then as long as you have the surgery before midnight you're in the clear! Phew

What if they save it? Remember its random they can choose to do it anytime

[Uzumaki_Tim]

True but the deal was 3 times a day, so once you get your third kick of the day you get a few hours of relative agony... I mean peace

[BirdieJim]

WTF..!?! xDD
I think..no. Would be to annoying at all.^^

[Airicks]

how strong are these kicks?

Even with a cup if a professional soccer player were to kick you in the nuts twice, it would prob break your pelvis - sure you could wear the whole armour thing, but its not like theres plate legs laying around, it would take a month to have them made.. by then its too late :(

I would do it if it was like a 10year old girls kick (where it would be more annoying then anything)

Now, if the kicker was Wayne Rooney, I would Not even consider it.. lol - he'd break bone