View Poll Results: Would you take the money and get kicked in the balls?

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  • I'd take the money, my balls ain't afraid

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    Angry $500,000,000 but you get kicked in the balls

    A man in black approaches you with an offer:

    You get an instant bank roll of 500 million U.S. dollars. But here is the catch

    You will be kicked in the balls three times a day super duper hard without any warning at random times for the rest of your life. And there is no way to stop it.

    Would you take up his offer?

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    Sshheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee thsv's Avatar
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    OK, so i spend the rest of my life wearing a cup. As long as the ballkicker doesn't sneak up on me whilst I'm making lurve it's all good.
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    If Pow wrote the manga it would be accurate as fuck lol. I stand behind Pow(while humping his leg) on this one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thsv View Post
    OK, so i spend the rest of my life wearing a cup. As long as the ballkicker doesn't sneak up on me whilst I'm making lurve it's all good.
    You may get kicked while bathing, satisfying your nature's needs or sleeping. So you really have wear it all the time.

    Not to mention that the act of reproducing thsv juniors is quite dangerous.

    I doubt biking would be wise either.

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    Hell no.
    "With a thrust it's a Spear; with a sweep it's a Naginata, when you hold it, it's a Longsword; a Cane can become each of those things!"-

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    Two things-

    a) I don't have any balls. So hell yes.

    b) If I did have balls, I'd just use my massive amount of cash to hire ninja's to protect me from said ball-kickin'. >:3


    Let's get this party started.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raymond Agustin View Post
    Hell no.
    Despite that, the poll is 100% pro-show me the cash, my balls are hardcore.

    I think someone is not honestly with himself~

    Quote Originally Posted by Queenofmuffins View Post
    Two things-

    a) I don't have any balls. So hell yes.

    b) If I did have balls, I'd just use my massive amount of cash to hire ninja's to protect me from said ball-kickin'. >:3
    There is no way to stop getting kicked in the balls though. Not even with ninja protection. It's like a super curse.

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    I'd accept it. NO pain NO gain!
    What's up Motherf*ckers?!...

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    heck yea bring it on

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    Fine, I'll be the one to go against the grain. People do realize all he would do is have you remove the cup then kick you, besides you don't know who or how they will kick you. He could get a football player to kick you as hard as they can. 3 times in a day every day for a year alone would probably give you crazy health problems. More than likely you guys wouldn't make to 40. Not to mention if you did make it past 40, you would probably die peeing on yourself from 1 of these daily kickings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SCarred Luffy Lvl:Z View Post
    Fine, I'll be the one to go against the grain. People do realize all he would do is have you remove the cup then kick you, besides you don't know who or how they will kick you. He could get a football player to kick you as hard as they can. 3 times in a day every day for a year alone would probably give you crazy health problems. More than likely you guys wouldn't make to 40. Not to mention if you did make it past 40, you would probably die peeing on yourself from 1 of these daily kickings.
    Indeed, health complication is inevitable.

    Water can cut through even diamond, with time and persistence.

    Even if you wear full steel armor, the shock absorption is not total.

    It's death by a thousand cuts.

    I imagine you can circumvent it somewhat by wearing a custom made giant cushion cup that has an in build catheter system for your natural relief 24/7

    I am not sure how you would go about if you want to have sex though.

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