$500,000,000 but you get kicked in the balls

[Arbitrary]

Suddenly, I felt life coming back to the forums. :3

[Jaiden]

So would you accept getting kicked in the head three times a day without warning at a random time of god's choosing instead?

Man up! No pain, no gain!

God no! I don't want to be brain damaged either. I'd rather be kicked in the balls than kicked in the head. Before I sign this contract of being kicked the balls, I would have to spend the day freezing my sperm. A brother do want to have kids.

[Queenofmuffins]

Suddenly, I felt life coming back to the forums. :3

No, that's just my aura of awesomeness.

Girls are imba.

This'll probably cost me any bit of netspeak cred I have but... what's imba mean? ^^;

[DukeTheGold]

Suddenly, I felt life coming back to the forums. :3

All thanks to the power of the Brigade Chief's monkey army.

Human army is too expensive to maintain. That's why I outsource the job to other species. I am way ahead of big fat corporations when it comes to the outsourcing game.

God no! I don't want to be brain damaged either. I'd rather be kicked in the balls than kicked in the head. Before I sign this contract of being kicked the balls, I would have to spend the day freezing my sperm. A brother do want to have kids.

That's the spirit! Your brain is way more valuable than your balls!

Although the opposite can be said for some certain other people!

No, that's just my aura of awesomeness.

Muffins have aura?!!!

Does it make muffins better tasting?

This'll probably cost me any bit of netspeak cred I have but... what's imba mean? ^^;

Imba means being imbalances. That means you are OP, which means overpowered.

Ever played any real time strategy games like Starcraft in which a particular unit is considered to be too powerful for its role?

I am a real Starcraft fan.

The fact that certain individuals of certain gender of certain species can be kicked in the crotch and not do a double flip barrel roll followed by ear drum piercing scream is an indication of imba.

[Jaiden]

That's the spirit! Your brain is way more valuable than your balls!

Although the opposite can be said for some certain other people!

Ain't that the truth.

[Sangaz]

I'd just have my balls removed for that kind of money. I've got no need for my seed anyways.

[DukeTheGold]

I'd just have my balls removed for that kind of money. I've got no need for my seed anyways.

Surgical removal is risky as you can get kicked while under the knife.

I recommend the good old fashion method of a big pair of scissors, a roll of bandage, a bottle of Russian rum and a cellphone with 911 on speed dial.

[wwdotcom]

Think I'll take back what I've said. Well, it is written, God said to "go and multiply".

[Queenofmuffins]

Muffins have aura?!!!
Does it make muffins better tasting?

I wouldn't know. I'm not a cannibal who eats her own people. :O

Imba means being imbalances. That means you are OP, which means overpowered.

Ever played any real time strategy games like Starcraft in which a particular unit is considered to be too powerful for its role?

I am a real Starcraft fan.

The fact that certain individuals of certain gender of certain species can be kicked in the crotch and not do a double flip barrel roll followed by ear drum piercing scream is an indication of imba.

B-But... the money...! ;A;
I'll put some tennis balls down my pants and you can kick those? XD

[DukeTheGold]

Think I'll take back what I've said. Well, it is written, God said to "go and multiply".

I do believe that's an excerpt from the Bible for Bacterial Organisms.

They have a heaven too you know.