$500,000,000 but you get kicked in the balls

[Queenofmuffins]

There is no way to stop getting kicked in the balls though. Not even with ninja protection. It's like a super curse.

Okay, so even with no way out of getting kicked in the nuts, I'll go with option A)

I don't have balls to kick.

As a girl, it would be just plain weird if I did have balls to be kicked. :O

$500 mill, kthanxbai~~

[Arbitrary]

What if you get the money but instantaneously pop some balls down there? :|

[Vorlianis]

Hell yeah surgery can give me steel balls, he can kick me 2000 times then won't hurt me.

[DukeTheGold]

Okay, so even with no way out of getting kicked in the nuts, I'll go with option A)

I don't have balls to kick.

As a girl, it would be just plain weird if I did have balls to be kicked. :O

$500 mill, kthanxbai~~

Girls are imba.

What if you get the money but instantaneously pop some balls down there? :|

Indeed....what if?

Hell yeah surgery can give me steel balls, he can kick me 2000 times then won't hurt me.

But you may get kicked by an invisible foot during surgery...and that will lead to quite a bit of...complications.

[Franky]

Hell no. Basically, you'll be spending the rest of your life with an ice-pack on your nut-sack which I believe over time would make you both sterile AND impotent (taking successive shots to the balls would cause them to rupture after a period of time...OUCH!). Neither of which I think is worth that kind of $$$.

[Jaiden]

If it were something else then I would say hell yeah. But your talking about being kicked in two things that are very special to me. Nope not me.

[Phixion]

Girls are imba.




Indeed....what if?



But you may get kicked by an invisible foot during surgery...and that will lead to quite a bit of...complications.

I kinda missed those stupid monkeys in every post.

[Uzumaki_Tim]

Girls are imba.

Dw they're gunna fix that in the next patch

[Arbitrary]

Dw they're gunna fix that in the next patch

LOL! Moar mounts?

[DukeTheGold]

Hell no. Basically, you'll be spending the rest of your life with an ice-pack on your nut-sack which I believe over time would make you both sterile AND impotent (taking successive shots to the balls would cause them to rupture after a period of time...OUCH!). Neither of which I think is worth that kind of $$$.

You can always preserve your sperm in a freezer.

In fact, since you are rich, you can open a sperm bank JUST for you!

Imagine the banner: Franky's Sperm Bank. Comes in 24 colors and 48 flavors, for yours vagina truly.


As for the scenario of your balls rupturing. As long as you take you pain pills and testosterone supplements, you can still live a relatively health life..

If something goes wrong. You may die in anguish, but in comfort knowing that you died rich at least.

If it were something else then I would say hell yeah. But your talking about being kicked in two things that are very special to me. Nope not me.

So would you accept getting kicked in the head three times a day without warning at a random time of god's choosing instead?

Man up! No pain, no gain!

I kinda missed those stupid monkeys in every post.

Why, thank you! Have a pink balloon!

Dw they're gunna fix that in the next patch

They better or else I'll boycott girls.

Maybe we should just ban all girls for being OP.

LOL! Moar mounts?

It will be twice as shiny and have two pairs of wings as opposed to one pair.

The price will double too of course. Double the fun!